Joelinton7

He’s above Shearer in my all time fave players now like. Shearer was a cold goal scoring robot. Bruno wears his heart on his sleeve, won us a trophy and never shuts up about how much he loves the club and he’s from thousands of miles away.

Bryan Ruiz?!? Fire up the chopper

Alex Crook from Talksport says we’re due to hold talks with Delap this week

They already did that one on pod on the Tyne. They thought it was the funniest thing ever and called him sergeant waughles or something. Caulkin then said something grumpy and the other one said “lovely stuff”. It was ball achingly funny

Plus 50mil? Deal.

Least this summer at least hopefully we won’t have Waugh constantly repeating “FFP is an issue”.

Oh no no you need the eye test mate. Stats are bollocks. You’ll be getting a world beater. Shall we say £50m?

Harsh on Joao Virginia getting released twice

We can only hope Paulo. Come on Newcastle!!

Supposed to be around 29th-30th of this month

Goddamn. So we’re stuck with him until he runs his contract down?

I can usually put the games to the back of mind basically until game day then I’m like “oh we’re playing today, class” but not this one, can’t stop thinking about it. Next 5-6 days are gonna’ be torture. The thought of mackems winning play offs and us missing out on CL doesn’t bear thinking about.

I did. Not sure about Willock. I’ll give him one more season.

How come we’re stuck with him?

GK’s - Vlachodimos will go. We all know why. Shouldn’t even be at the club in the first place through no doing of his own. Pope will remain no1. Trafford and Garcia linked but we will go for another keeper for sure. Dubravka will also prob go in this case. DF’s - Get a new cb. Preferably one with pace. All other cb’s will stay. No idea if Trippier stays or goes. Imo he should stay. MF - We would be a lot better off if we got a new cm. A Barella type for me. It’s how far the budget can stretch that determines this. Longstaff has to go, prob get about £10m for him. FWD’s - We cannot go into next season without signing a striker. Wilson has to go. Eddie clearly doesn’t believe Osula is ready yet. Need a new RW. Mbuemo is favourite but imo it won’t be him. Out - Wilson, Kelly, Longstaff, Vlachodimos, Targett.

Pope Krafth Botman Burn Livramento Bruno Tonali Miley Murphy Isak (hopefully) Barnes 2-0 Tonali and Murphy

Should be 4-0 up. Near the end there where Bruno had no one to pass to. That’s where we miss Isak.

Erm what channel are we going to be on cause this games not going to have finished in time

Apocalyptic scenes when Wilson starts that one as well

This forum after hearing no Isak

Yeah but in their heads it’s because he doesn’t want to play against them out of respect for his inevitable transfer

Sir William of Denmark and Sir Sean of Neave, your times have arrived.

DCL X42

Good. Have faith everyone!

So if we win today are we guaranteed CL?