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Harry Kane smashing penalties in against sides in Qualifiers will forever boil my piss - England's record goal scorer but third scored against likes of Albania from a PK, but then spoons it over against France.

Seems shite if you have the best left foot in the world. What's the going average, and who's the best?

Always thought Messi to be unreliable with a penalty

Gattuso but plays like Pirlo. @Milanista told us. Thought of Tonali, Joe and Bruno punching fuck out of teams fills my heart with joy.

Skip to 5min - Eddie Howe's sheep catching at Burnley.... Best Trippier interview I've watched

Watching anything that involves Saturday Socials sponsored by EA Sports is akin to hitting a hammer to your head for ever how long the video will last. (yes did watch, no hammer, Tripper is lovely, point still stands!)

Shola is another relic from the past that needs rid. Ashworth would't have had him working for him at WBA, Brighton, England.

First season I'll actually being showing an interest on the U23/academy Another piece of enjoyment reclaimed from Ashley era!

Nobody does - nor Toney's or Zoumas's.

First I've seen of that! Shitbags 5 a side - Zouma, Sigurdsson, Paqueta, Greenwood, Toney (Zouma rush goalie)

Paquata isn't suited for Moyes - he's talented enough to play for Man City/Pep and show he's better than he's been at West Ham.

I know how release clauses work. If there was actually a 45M release clause - there would be Hounds at the gate for his signature.

But even for a 45M release - straight to Liverpool? How does 45M for Alexis MacAllister go under the radar - for that price, for that release clause? I don't trust that transfer

Tactics wise at LB - this gives another option... Burn's quite a rigid LB, but Hall would allow us to play that 'free role' from LB.

Alexis MacAllister for £45M to Liverpool - everything smells off with this deal to me.. Liverpool had it closed shut, quick! Even West Ham would buy at that price.

Precision and care, with intensity = Howeball God forbid Howe leaves - he's built a castle Simeone will rule from

Bruno playing with his dog; "I still don't believe we lose the final - everything is perfect"

Why even the Dan Burn question - you know what the answer is going to be? Eddie is great - but levels on questions are horrible.

He'll jump before pushed - like Dortmund. If he tanks Liverpool, and is like 12th at the start of December - he'll walk away like he did at Dortmund. Used to really like Klopp, and enjoyed watching Liverpool play - but he's turned into a horrid weasel, and Liverpool aren't exceptional anymore.

Longer Klopp stays at Liverpool, the worse he'll get. He's a man with a fork in a world full of soup.

Nobody is walking away from CL football.

Dream situation is Napoli bomb out of CL, sit 14th in Seria A and we pounce for Kvara

If you think you know the answer, don't ask the question.

How much wage is he on? Saw someone post that he's on £100k - which seems mental.

How much was his drop off? (no pun)