Paulinho

You can see the logic with a Bruno sale (brought in at what looks like a bargain price, 27 this year and unlikely to ever command more than what he could bring in this summer), but a sale of Botman or Isak would truly be in “what’s the point of it all?” territory. Not that I think it’s likely mind.

You realise the Transfermarkt figures are just the best guess of some German lads? They don’t know any more than us about what transfer fees are actually paid, what weekly wages of players are, or what their ‘market value’ is.

To what end? The season’s a write off, no point further stretching our FFP position with deals to cover 6 week injuries.

£50m+ on a 26 year old back up striker would obviously be insane, especially given our FFP restrictions. The more I think about it the more it’s obviously just Edwards bollocks.

Solanke was a punchline until about two months ago. Would feel a long way from the Bruno/Botman/Isak transfer approach that I assumed was going to be our model going forward.

So funny that they did basically everything in their power to make that picture happen.

He’s the quintessential mackem hero. The true born heir to “Catts” and “Bally”.

Two right foot crosses from Miggy in 30 seconds. Can’t believe what I’m seeing.

Average age of our away end is about 60 by the looks of it.

Bruno’s technique is absolutely honking whenever a ball needs to go more than 15 yards.

We do actually have to make a big FFP profit at some point, and there are very few potential candidates when you look through the squad. Feels inevitable if a serious offer comes in.

Fulham is the dream destination for geriatric Brazilians who want to live in London while operating in a zero-pressure environment. Doubt he would have any interest in coming here over there.

It’s based mostly on divvies who want to appear knowledgeable by saying things like “His Excellency does not accept second best!”.

Doesn’t this literally only apply to Hall (who is still ultimately on loan)? I don’t think our business was great but that’s because we didn’t prioritise a defensive midfielder or right sided attacker.

It is very weird to just post a tweet of a mackem on a wind up. Any more from RTG you’d like to draw our attention to?

Ignoring how thick a good 75% of our fan base is for a second, I have been surprised by how many people think an unprecedented level of fatigue isn’t the primary explanation for this. We’ve had a) the most intense fixture list of any team in Europe and b) more first team players missing for longer than any other team in Europe. Will be unfortunate if social media freaks create so much noise the club eventually feels the need to act. It would be what most of you deserve though.

Absolutely - more running is what this squad needs. Honestly, some of you are simply below-average intelligence humans. I forget that sometimes.

I do think people are underrating the inevitable impact of our squad (or what’s left of it) have essentially more miles in their legs than any other team in Europe, by some margins.

Do you have suspicions about why Gordon looks like he can’t run?

“heard a really nasty rumour about this bloke, don’t want to say much more, although feel free to speculate wildly about what it may be” Yeah, clearly a post driven by empathy.

Completely pathetic and worthless thing to post.

Turns out Bruno wasn’t brought to tears by the sheer emotion of Miley scoring his debut goal, but by Wilson poking him in the eye then giving him an old school neck crank.

I thought I was a perma-negative cunt but I can’t believe people are “analysing” that match and thinking anything other than extreme fatigue is primarily to blame.

This is a hard to follow post (multiplying match day income by 50% would…not lead to a 50% increase in match day income for a start). Is it the case that you believe moving is a financial necessity? If so, you must have some idea of what sort of increase in match day revenue is required - what is that figure?

You seem to have a very firm grasp of the figures involved here. So how much extra annual revenue do you anticipate option 1 generating? You must have some sort of idea. Just ballpark like.