Paulinho

Astonishing powers of prediction.

Haven't watched a second of this but just saw we've had 6 shots to their 1 and 60% possession. Guaranteed loss.

Standard Anfield rollover job

Why would anyone assume that’s a Newcastle fan? It’s the usual cycle - some divvy from Indonesia loses out on a bet, sends insane abuse to a black player and then we go through this whole discussion about what disgusting racists English football fans are.

Pathetic from Joelinton.

7 out of 19 league goals conceded this season have been in the 90th minute or later. Serious psychological and/or tactical weakness in his side.

Why would you feel the need to clarify that a 19 year old central midfielder who's made <15 league starts in two years isn't your favourite player?

Conceded the fewest goals of any team who've played all 9 games so far. Extraordinary what they're doing.

Elanga and Jacob Ramsey is an insane way to spunk £100million.

You're saying words but they don't really mean anything. The graph is an accurate representation of data centre water usage by common online activity, so in what sense is it a 'misrepresentation of the data'? What data are you referring to? "the impact AI is having on energy and resources" - OK, what impact is it having on resources? What resources? Relative to what? If anyone's interested in the reality of the subject, this is a good starting point: https://andymasley.substack.com/p/a-cheat-sheet-for-conversations-about?open=false#§water If you're more upset by AI usage than you are kids watching YouTube, you're not being rational and have fallen for a moral panic without bothering to understand the data. Shame about Wissa like.

One of the stupider moral panics of recent years.

The Hugo Ekitike duh duh duuuuh chants can't feel good.

He went down under no challenge clutching his knee in agony. Will be amazed if we see him this calendar year.

The Champions League draw could be re-ran a thousand times and not once would we get “Pafos FC”.

A huge amount of this is just completely imaginary and it’s driving me a bit mad. Literally a thousand times more acknowledgements and condemnations of the ‘abuse’ than the abuse itself.

More passes than anyone other payer and a higher completion % than any other player. Not an astute observation from you.

Imagine if Bruno could strike a football.

He was exceptional in the 11/12 season. Almost unbeatable in one-on-ones.

I’ve just looked through every tweet tagging Miley in over the past week and there’s literally two negative ones - one from a Saudi not replying directly to him, and one from what appears to be a parody account of some cretinous sort (also not a direct response or quote tweet). Is that what’s producing a narrative of “can’t believe we’re slaughtering one of our own”?

Could really do with whatever 11 starts not being useless shitheads and getting this one won comfortably.

So many of our lot have WANK first touches.

Potential resale value is absolutely part of judging a transfer ‘PSR-wise’.

Probs nothing. Just like Isak not going to Celtic (just Eddie taking him out of the spotlight).

Still a floppy-footed plank. Never seen a worse striker of the ball (passing or shooting) at this level.

26/27 season they're gonna rack up so many goals and assists between them.