Ellis H

“Marc Guehi's father "Did he offend anyone? He did the right thing by wearing the rainbow armband but people are having a go at him for what he wrote. He was just trying to balance the message. He was saying 'You gave me the armband, as a Christian I don't believe in your cause, but I'll put it on'."

Definitely. It’s odd to see so many turn their noses up at Cunha but are happy to wave something far, far worse through. We will need to sign dickheads eventually because they tend to be the best players but this is something else entirely.

In the league over the last 3 seasons, he’s got 36 attacking returns in the equivalent of 48.5 games.

Next season, Murphy plays for an hour to get us 3 or 4 up then Cordero comes on to get some no pressure game time.

Can’t be a coincidence that he shares the same number and even the same crossing style as our greatest ever right wing assist king Chris Holland? Is there something going on the club aren’t telling us?

If we get the right players in this summer we’ll be unstoppable next season.

Title winning form.

God clearly hates him. He’s scored loads of own goals this season.

More league assists than Beardsley now.

“He’s doing well but…”

There’s only about 6 weeks of the season left so I’d not be surprised at all if he’s not back till preseason. Hopefully winning the next 2 games and almost guaranteeing CL will take away any pressure he might be feeling to hurry back.

“Barça and Real Madrid were both keen on signing Cordero; he picked Newcastle” The Tindall Effect.

The goal had a bit of 2:43 about it.

Onana thing can’t be real. He’d have dropped his phone long before he got to send it.

Feels mad to see Man Utd and Tottenham both concede 4 while fighting desperately to avoid finishing 17th.

We’ve got Howe to come back as well. Like a new signing.

Tindall getting to legitimately shake the other managers hand first is his reward for today.

Same amount of league assists as Beardsley and Dyer now.

Eddie Howe? More like Eddie Who.

It just keeps getting put more and more in our hands. It’d be a massive disappointment if we don’t do it now.

McKenna - “Do it for Eddie, lads”

“He’s conscious” is both reassuring and worrying.

“[The Telegraph] André Onana is at risk of being dropped for Manchester United’s Premier League match at Newcastle United on Sunday in the wake of his latest error-strewn display“ Worrying news.

You must be gutted to be playing in front of him. He doest just concede shots, he concedes crosses.