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That Hojlund is literally one of the worst strikers in have ever seen. If Villa qualify today, he will be the main reason why. The lad couldn't finish his dinner to save his life.

If Villa lose, we are more or less guaranteed to be in the top 5, right?

Man Utd should be ahead.

Sheffield Utd wouldn't have done anything in the Prem anyway. Like Norwich City, just happy to take the cash and not even try to stay up. At least with Sunderland, we'll get the laughs at seeing them get pumped every week.

What a dreadful player Kiefer Moore is.

Pleasing scenes.

Surely the time has come to get Gareth Southgate in as manager?

How bad must you be to lose all 4 times this season to this Spurs side?

Redcafe will be the place to be tonight for top notch entertainment if Spurs can hang on here.

Salah signing that new 2 year deal has put Liverpool in a great position sadly.

Is Delap going to be their main striker for next season? I can see that ending in tears.

Remember when some people thought Potter was a better manager than Eddie Howe?

Aye, shame it never got to see Championship football though, before leaving. No other club or ground had deserved it more.

Well played Palarse.

Like fuck it would.

I agree. We could be signing prime Lev Yashin, and I'd be like "meh".

Catalan mackems.

The old Jack Grealish, yes. This current version of Jack Grealish has had the flair and excitement completely rinsed out of him. He's as boring as watching paint dry now.

Guardiola is a cheque book manager these days. At least Mourinho did it at Porto and Inter! Guardiola can only do it when everything is stacked in his favour. Man City have had a relatively disappointing season, so they're going to buy their way out of trouble once again...having already spunked £200m in January. Sickening.

For £120m, I'd consider doing a deal with City.

Amorim is done. He'll be at West Ham next after they give Potter the chop. He's ruined his reputation, no top club will touch him now.

Its such a shit situation to be in, having to decide between Spurs and Manure. I've thought long and hard about it, and have yet to still decide who I would prefer to win the EL. Fuck them both.

Both Spurs and Manure are absolutely embarrassing. They're bringing the Premier League into disrepute.

It's incredible how many teams have so little to play for so early in the season. It feels like everyone is on the beach apart from 4 or 5 teams. Ridiculous season of Prem football.

DM is a cunt. He'll love the idea of getting one over on us.