Jewel

Catalan mackems.

The old Jack Grealish, yes. This current version of Jack Grealish has had the flair and excitement completely rinsed out of him. He's as boring as watching paint dry now.

Guardiola is a cheque book manager these days. At least Mourinho did it at Porto and Inter! Guardiola can only do it when everything is stacked in his favour. Man City have had a relatively disappointing season, so they're going to buy their way out of trouble once again...having already spunked £200m in January. Sickening.

For £120m, I'd consider doing a deal with City.

Amorim is done. He'll be at West Ham next after they give Potter the chop. He's ruined his reputation, no top club will touch him now.

Its such a shit situation to be in, having to decide between Spurs and Manure. I've thought long and hard about it, and have yet to still decide who I would prefer to win the EL. Fuck them both.

Both Spurs and Manure are absolutely embarrassing. They're bringing the Premier League into disrepute.

It's incredible how many teams have so little to play for so early in the season. It feels like everyone is on the beach apart from 4 or 5 teams. Ridiculous season of Prem football.

DM is a cunt. He'll love the idea of getting one over on us.

Both English teams have got through easily. Bodo and Bilbao haven't been able to lay a single glove on them. Depressing.

He's so bad, his middle name is an apology.

Alaba was not 34 when they signed him.

Time really does fly, doesn't it?

Didn't realise Deportivo are now languishing in the second tier. Feels like only a few years ago they were winning La Liga and doing really well in the Champions League.

Fuck these hope-giving, hope-dashing, scouse cunts.

Saudi preparing £90m bid, as we speak.

Ball retention has never been a strong point of this side.

No need to panic yet. A draw will be good enough.

Everton have had an upsurge since Moyes took over, but that doesn't change the fact that essentially they are still shite. We ought to be beating them at home quite comfortably.

Hope Fulham give it a good go, seeing as they can still make Europe themselves.

WTF is this from Wolves? Couldn't finish their dinner, atm.

It will be a nervy affair. The side that deals with the pressure the best will win. We all know that Spurs are a bunch of bottlejob merchants. Manure, as bad as they are, have always known how to win trophies.

Just let all 20 Premier League teams into Europe next season.

Isn't their main striker injured for this?

You're right. It was more hope than anything, but yes, Bilbao are decidedly average. We'd hammer them easily if we played them.