Jewel

He's so bad, his middle name is an apology.

Alaba was not 34 when they signed him.

Time really does fly, doesn't it?

Didn't realise Deportivo are now languishing in the second tier. Feels like only a few years ago they were winning La Liga and doing really well in the Champions League.

Fuck these hope-giving, hope-dashing, scouse cunts.

Saudi preparing £90m bid, as we speak.

Ball retention has never been a strong point of this side.

No need to panic yet. A draw will be good enough.

Everton have had an upsurge since Moyes took over, but that doesn't change the fact that essentially they are still shite. We ought to be beating them at home quite comfortably.

Hope Fulham give it a good go, seeing as they can still make Europe themselves.

WTF is this from Wolves? Couldn't finish their dinner, atm.

It will be a nervy affair. The side that deals with the pressure the best will win. We all know that Spurs are a bunch of bottlejob merchants. Manure, as bad as they are, have always known how to win trophies.

Just let all 20 Premier League teams into Europe next season.

Isn't their main striker injured for this?

You're right. It was more hope than anything, but yes, Bilbao are decidedly average. We'd hammer them easily if we played them.

Personally, I'm going Spurs. Wouldn't want Manure to win a raffle.

Looks like we will have to pick between Spurs and Man Utd in the final. Disgusting.

Looks like it's Bilbao or nothing, as far as the Europa League is concerned.

Was alright in the first season, but has been shit ever since. West Ham fans hate him.

Parc De Ponce hahaha

If Isak goes, I'd be hoping for someone better than Delap to be his eventually replacement.

Yeah, I mean wouldn't even class any of those of as bogeymen. Not with those numbers. Bogeymen for us were Michael Owen, Wayne Rooney, Andy Cole, Aguero etc.

You can add Darwin Nunez to that list.

Delap needs to choose his next club very carefully. If he goes somewhere like Manure or Chelsea, that could ruin his career beyond repair. He should understand that someone like Eddie will make him the very best that he can be. He also gets to play alongside and learn from one of the very best in Alexander Isak. It's a no-brainer if I was him.

The dream scenario is we win all our remaining games. And Chelsea, Forest, Villa and City lose all theirs.