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Impressive levels of incompetence/not giving a fuck/whatever you want to call it that unless he's taken his jacket off the moment before the photo is taken he's gotten past the stewards outside while queueing, through the turnstile, past stewards on the concourse, past the stewards at the top of the stairs out into the bowl, and probably past another at the bottom of the stairs - and I imagine a fair chance he had to ask where his seat was aswell!

Yeah, we'll know who we're playing, but not the sequence or the specific dates probably until the weekend

It's impressive that he's been in the country for 5 minutes and I already dislike him more than Arteta and more than I did Klopp. Fucker looked like he was on a date with the fourth official last night, never stopped talking to him

I think that was just if Man U won the Europa League + Arsenal got to the CL final then the other 5 English teams would have all been in pot 1, so we'd have had to play one of them if there was a "deadlock" in the draw. Don't think that should be an issue now.

Facial recognition turnstiles will be standard by the end of the decade I imagine, Man City already have them but not in use (I believe they want to switch them on next season) and a couple of other clubs already have the tech set up for them too iirc

He's been my "that lad from PSG we were linked to around the time they got taken over but I can't be arsed to Google his name" in conversations for years 😅 wonder how quickly I'll forget about him again

Has he given it the "Mbappe money" yet? Fucking scouse cunt

I'm convinced he's going to totally lose it and will have gone full Arteta well before Christmas

*Actual Thunderstruck and not the shit remix version that has Toon Toon Black & White Army dubbed in

Napoli t-shirt and a Corinthians top in there aswell, all that's missing is some lad getting their fade freshened up. Mind there was a game there last season where Man City scored an important goal and the camera showed the players running to the corner at the other end and that was dead even when it was their goal!

Aye, he's a lucky bastard an'all 😂

😅 Nothing too juicy I'm afraid, around that time I was doing a lot of work coaching and scouting, the latter doing a fair bit opposition analysis and watching PL2/U21s for L1/L2/NL teams for loan opportunities. Found myself spending a few days at MK Dons for both coaching and scouting around both the first team and their academy, few chats about all the above, found the guy has a proper "pay attention to me and learn"/thinks he knows the lot manner about him. Last morning there I witnessed him put on one of the worst and most incoherent coaching sessions I've ever seen, ironically it was a defensive/protecting the goal session, which he apparently doesn't bother with anymore. Then a few discussions via his staff/others at the club after about players/his training. He's an absolute bellend. To be fair I think he kept them up with a bit to spare in the end! As an aside, I met and had a chat with that Robbie who is the founder/frontman of Arsenal Fan TV in the same few days as his lad was in their academy, really nice fella contrary to how he sometimes comes across.

Patrick Dogmeat

Had some brief dealings with Martin when he was fairly new into his first job at MK Dons, the bloke's an absolute prick of the highest order

Want him to join just for Drury's commentary when he scores past the mackems. "He wears number nine, but it's a Jackson Five for Newcastle!" (With the second half still to come)

It'll not only be selectively applied but will be like a few seasons ago when they had a "clampdown," which lasted a few months, and it'll be forgotten about again or Howard Webb makes PL-exclusive rules up. Until they start giving 5-6 pens a game for those fouls nothing will change, but they haven't got the balls. It got swept under the carpet last time because Mike Dean I think was giving pens for it but no-one else was.

Bewm and bust marra

Yeah I don't mind the two new(ish) ones on the square, Keel Tavern and The Botanist I think? Fire Station is a decent venue and bar aswell

More shameless engagement grifting. He'll be the first up to blame the lack of rest if they hit a wall in the winter

Incredible = they have time for an extra pint in a shit tip of a pub in their shit tip of a town centre before walking over to their shit tip of a steydeyum

Source is probably a screenshot from a Liverpool fan WhatsApp group or the scouse equivalent of nufcwill1892. Fucking idiots

I won't link to give them the clicks but if you Google "isak 100m" the top result is a This is Anfield article from yesterday citing 2 Daily Heil journalists saying he was "under the impression he could leave for £100m or more"

He must have been allowed out without his carer today

Said similar a few weeks ago, give Mr Perez a bell and offer 13% of his standard Real Madrid billion euro release clause and see what happens

https://archive.is/wT02X TRIGGER WARNING: Top scouse lad uses the "Mbappe money" quote again, thick cunt