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NIce, I imagine Bing has all sorts of family friendly filters, but any chance of there being a 100ft tall solid gold statue of Alan Shearer teabagging Niall Quinn out the front? If we do move location, that's what should be built in its place IMO.

True, sand is a good exfoliant.

Yes! that's what I'm talking about. That kind of traditional feel like Ibrox only grander

Can we have a sandstone stadium to match the houses?

Prime numbers should only be used for playmakers and wide players, with the exception of 13 which can be used for backup goalie. Apart from that people can do what they want IMO.

Well then I agree. Never a booking.

Eg: Saying "Desgracia" might not be worthy of a yellow, but "No I said 'desgracia' you fucking prick" might be one.

Might depend on exactly what he said though?

Haven't seen the incident, but in principle, if you dissent about being booked for dissent you should get a straight red for sheer stupidity.

Damn right. You can't be the biggest club in the world without a sociopath as a mascot. Catering's a good shout. Most calories wins!

I mean, if we're taking weather into account and are top players are still picking Manchester then surely that gives them the win? Personally though I think the only objective way to measure this is by having clubs' mascots fight each other to the death.

It depends on how we do in the cups as well though - if we beat chelsea we'll have another 2 league cup games in january (no doubt against liverpool) and if we beat the mackems the next round of the fa cup is around 27th jan. January then we could have 7 games: Liverpool (a), mackems (a), League Cup SF1, Man City (h), League Cup SF2, FA Cup 4th round, Villa (a) - that's not an easy month. Plus three more in December. Basically 7 - 10 games to the end of January, if we lose to Chelsea then we get a bit of a break later in Jan. Feb onwards I'd say is when the schedule start to get easier. Just got to get there in decent shape!

Without seeing the game and overall performance, the little bit of play he does for the second goal is absolute class, can see it at 1.35 here: https://www.nufc.co.uk/nufc-tv/highlights/fulham-h-brief-highlights-23-24/ Receives it infield, gives it quickly to longstaff under pressure, makes a quick run round, collects an awkward delected pass effortlessly, cuts inside and rides a challenge and a lovely slipped ball through. Real quality incisive play: speed, touch, movement. Love it.

Or a goalless first half!

Thought he had a solid knee slide as well. Complete package.

I know what you mean, he'd be in my first choice midfield right now, but I'm also happy to see him get rotated as he's only a young lad.

Didn't see the game but I am going to go on record as saying that I am pleased we won.

His torso deception is top notch though tbf, buys him a lot of space.

whoops triple post. bollocks.

Sweet Jesus, these fuckers have scored 16 goals in their last 4 games

TBG's got a job at the Beeb it seems.

What would your Arsenal one be? As for my positive thing about Sunderland... I think white stripes on a shirt look good.

Do we need to refer them to Prevent?

Bugger'll probably get an infection on his arse from a splinter now.

Hey, don't ruin a perfectly good pun.