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They're quite open at times as (to be fair to them) they're going for it. Feel a proper holding DM and allow Bruno more freedom to do his thing might work. With no Joes our CM has no recovery pace if there's no-one back there. Also why is their gameplan anything other than give it to their RW. Profit.

This would be a great game for Big Joe

Schar was absolutely dreadful for that second goal

OMFG a Barnes sighting! Would have loved it if he'd turned up in that darts video with a fucking longbow, but good to see him back.

Fuck him then. I want players that give me something to complain about.

Some sexy Boris Johnson cosplay you got going on there.

Perfect hat-trick I reckon - groin, hamstring and achilles.

Is it, brother of NUFC player Jacob Murphy, Josh Murphy?

I don't know about anyone else, but footage of JT karaokeing 'I am what I am' is the content I need right now.

I agree with Conjo, I can barely name a youngster on the fringes who Eddie has given chances to, even in the midst of a ridiculous injury crisis. He gave Miley his debut last year in a dead rubber game, though obviously he's very talented & had been training with the first team for a while. Circumstances (and Miley's own performances) have got him a run in the team this year. Anderson was 20 last year, so not super young, and basically played the fresh legs role. Lots of short sub appearances, not actually many minutes in total. Apart from that... I wouldn't say Hall's been given plenty of chances at LB, he's had like, 3. In the worst injury crisis I can remember & where the players we do have fit keep dropping from overwork Hall can't even get on the pitch for a few minutes. Tino looks quality and he can't get a start over BDB and has only really played during the main injury crisis at LB. It's hard to be a young player and have to perform at Premier League level right off the bat. It's such a tough league, so I can see why he's reluctant to play youngsters. He likes reliable players he can trust and young players tend to make a lot more mistakes. Re: your examples: Ake - Chelsea youth player, bought for £20 million at about age of 20/21 Solanke - Chelsea & Liverpool youth player bought for £19 million at about age of 22- played in over 40 league games for Eddie and scored in two of them. Developed in the championship after Eddie left Ramsdale - GK coach will have trained him Trippier - Man City youth player - played under Eddie for 1 year in the Championship at age 21 and he'd already played well for a year in the championship before. These weren't youth players he developed. Dont get me wrong, I think Eddie's a great coach and I would trust him to develop a talented young player, and I think he will develop some good players, but I just don't think it's true to say that he's particularly big on trusting youth.

Gives their forums plenty to talk about though!

If he has 6 months left can't foreign clubs sign an end of contract freeby deal now? Perhaps that's what's going on.

Well we're pretty desperate for bodies in CM & I saw something where he says his favourite player is Maradona, so just coke the lad up and set him loose I say. [For the record I have no formal coaching qualifications]

Woo, deadline day signing! In your fucking faces other clubs. Now we shall probably never hear of him again.

I'd be shocked if he scores more than 196 tbh.

Couldn't follow yesterday but sounds like we played well away finally which is good to see. Season so far's been ridiculous with the fixtures and injuries. Hopefully a lot more manageable from now on - we're only playing a top team every three to four weeks now, instead of once/twice a week. I always think 3 good results or 3 bad results in a row and the mood around a club completely changes. Let's get that third good result and hopefully just enjoy the rest of the season.

Thought he went down to just buy everyone a breather before coming off.

The way we're playing I can't see anything other than Villa absolutely humping us. A proper, no foreplay two-viagra humping.

How does Dan Burn manage to ALWAYS head it to the other team?

We've been pretty bad IMO. An isolated Isak doesn't win anything playing direct, but we can't pass through even a moderate press so we can't really do anything with the ball other than following a turnover or set piece. We're not particularly pressing that hard though and sitting deep so not turning the ball over that much. I'd like to think we'll pick it up a bit second half but this year it feels like we'll end up sitting in and just invite pressure. We really need some proper guile in central midfield.

And people say ex-pros should be doing VAR. Ex-pros never know the rules properly. They're always terrible.

ITV haven't got a clue!

All that matters for accidental handball [unless the player whose arm it hits scores] is was his arm making his body unnaturally bigger? It wasn't so goal is correct. Would be really useful if commentators and pundits knew the rules.

What if people were to be transported to games in giant vats of alcoholic bubble tea?

Good news: Schär is handsome and good at football. Glad he's sticking around.