Casey

Anyone know after how many hours of having a lob-on do I need to seek medical assistance? Good shit Andy Howe

Sesko not in the first 678 penalty takers. Number 9 btw

I can't fucking wait for the post conference with Amorim if they lose.

Today I am feeling Grimsby.

Larsen is a decent player like, with some room to grow. That said I don't think he'll ever be a sizeable profit even if he does join us and improve. I do think this will get done though. We'll overpay, and at this point we'll have to, especially with the market as it is.

Nah this is Liverpool, probs be about 4.

Aye, but that was best part of a decade ago. He's certainly improved a lot since then. I still think Wissa is a better option stylistically but with only a week to go, I think we need to ascribe to not letting perfect be the enemy of the good. Obviously, we'll never replace Isak and that's why he's worth what he is, but we need strikers and he's a good option (IMO).

Probably mentioned already but Sørloth for the rumored £30m~ is about the best business we could do. Obviously depends on if we get the NUFC-tax, then that rumor might be bullshit. Sure he's not PL-proven and he's 29 years old, but he banged in 19 non-penalty goals last season and 23 the season prior. At least he is a comparatively good option if Wissa has fallen through. Here's Sørloth's fbref report:

Without their glasses they read it as Trainspotting and all those memories come flooding back.

Looks like Salia has already said his farewells to Tbilisi and is expected to be loaned out after joining us (as per article). https://www.newcastleworld.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/not-easy-forward-issues-farewell-message-ahead-of-5283808

"I am a serious journalist who has nearly won several awards." That might be one of the funniest things I've read. Thought it was banter (like the onion) until I realised the publication.

How about a surprise Popey running out like a baby deer, stumbling nervously to head the ball missing and nutting Ekitike full-belt breaking his fucking jaw. Dogshit DOGSO red card, NUFC win 4-0.

Surely this shit can't be allowed for long? Conglomerates owning the player and just stockpiling them about at different clubs avoiding PSR and wage ratios? This window has been lifting like. Reeks to high heaven.

The Hope article states because of their "relationship with Thomas Frank". Personally I think: Quoting self feels rank

It's pretty strange. Best guess is this a I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine scenario? Presumably Frank (and Tottenham) may look favourably on that for future transfers with Brentford, but still seems strange and kinda shite business practice.

Trust is broken, a fake narrative span, and that's why I want out. But I'll only go to Liverpool, nowhere else, and I want my loyalty/signing bonuses. Mug.

There'll always be someone on here who'll be chosen to channel all the disappointment into.

You been on the lash? Where or who is reporting that.

Seems likely, but unlike our departed DoF he's actually been professional and continued in the role during the most important period of the year.

I have a hard time believing the rumours he made it known he wanted away. If the club knew he was pretty much a goner, why is he in kit reveals and the promos with Asprilla and co. He only kicked off after the Ekitike shite following Austria.