Fak

He must be glad to be at a club where fans value his worth after those in the Stretford End spat at him.

Just getting in from football now. What have I missed apart from a McTominay wonder goal?

Howe said the club would only sit down at the table for any bids of 50m at the lowest.

Has Fender ever actually tweeted, said or sang anything anti-Sunderland?

Ah. Did I no want to hear that.

About time. He's look pretty meh against them for us.

If they're signing for Arsenal technically they've already qualified.

Is he not just absolutely steaming as per?

Does it take less effort wearing one without a white back patch?

This one was the harder finish.

Burn wears Nike.

Are you actually Carl Cort?

Looks the dogs bollocks there. But then again I'm not a 6ft 2 powerhouse with bolders for shoulders.

A total abomination.

That's like some of the stuff that I write.

Ask and you shall receive. I think in this instance we should give the bloke a pass, he was clearly horny and just wanted to get his end away. Picture 1 Picture 2

Tiiiinnnnoooo

Why've ya gotta humiliate me in front of me pals for man?

There was a clip of him doing the rounds a while back where he said the Glazers have been a bigger tragedy to Man Utd than the Munich air disaster. (And he was being serious).

No thanks.

That's very meh.

They're getting absolutely nothing other than a pasting.