Fak

Probably the first sensible thing you've said all day.

Soule scored the ultimate in-off-the-bar goal against Lazio this season. Sign him up.

Gattuso new Italy coach.

16 G/A in all comps this season not to be sniffed at in that spurs side imo.

Would it be João Pedro AND Elanga, or one or the other?

Are Dazn broadcasting the club world cup free of charge?

Simon Grayson at Hartlepool.

England's 'keeper looks like he's on works experience.

De Bruyne to Napoli confirmed.

Bit of a brutal window for Milan. Board are trying to sell Loftus Cheek, Rafa Leao wants out, Reijnders gone and Hernandez and Maignan likely to go at knockdown prices.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

He'd be fantastic but assume we'd need to blow our wage structure on him. Not sure if the club would be willing to do that on someone who turns 30 shortly.

They've printed it back to front.

They won't look so good once a 16 stone, bald and heavily tattooed bloke from Birmingham starts wearing them with his Stone Island cargo shorts, his Stone Island polo shirt and Stone Island bucket hat whilst singing God Save the King in Benidorm.

One of them is Saudi green and the other is the 97/98 homage with the green and orange stripe down it. (Apparently)

I totally made this post up at the time trying to get a few bites when I posted it. Fuck me. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14798779/Sky-Sports-TV-star-Roman-Kemp-football.html

Think you're overthinking it.

I'm only going so I can see Simeone.

Not quite, they have just threw away £30m on Bellingham.

Arsenal pushing for Guehi according to The Athletic, doubt he'd be happy playing second fiddle to Saliba or Gabriel.

Juve's managerial search has fell flat on its arse. Igor Tudor confirmed as manager for next season.

I think you're paying that much for his future potential not just for his ability at the present.