Fak

Santos signing Neymar.

David Coote interview. Comes out as gay and talks about what happened at the end of last year.

How good is his 70 yard diagonal passing?

That’s like some of the stuff that I write.

I've noticed you can still see the photos on the phone app but not on browser. Strange like.

What are you on about? Ipswich signed Philogene man.

Wonder if this is to be Brian’s final Swan song.

Well that’s me cancelling Sky tomorrow.

Late Lazio goal Lazio manager sent off Play past the allotted 7 mins injury time Fiorentina manager sent off About 16 members of staff total from both sides arguing on the pitch de gea tips one wide Keeper comes up for corner, corner cleared and Fiorentina counter towards an open goal but overhit the pass Lazio launch it back forward, gets knocked down and lad hits it from 20 yards. Belts the post and trickles and spins across the goal line and somehow doesn’t go in Fiorentina staff celebrating on pitch as whistle goes

End of Fiorentina game as been Serie A at its batshit crazy best.

Combine the juice with a sliced chilli and sugar over a low-medium heat and you’ll make a lovely spiced syrup for a spicy margarita cocktail.

What’s your poison this evening Rod?

Bobby some words would be useful here.

Why?

Surely we did this under Bruce. Surely.

Martinez pushing Traore as if he could do anything against him.

A don’t know man I’m not reffing

Man Utd fans chanting attack attack attack. Cant believe they’ve turned on Amorim already.

Lazio v Fiorentina in less than 30.

“A claret and blue truce” is how Drury describes the draw. As West Ham don their white away kit.

Got a sneaky feeling they’ll squeeze past Liverpool in the semis and then appoint Klopp before the final.

Disgusten.

Couldn’t think of anything worse than listening to a bunch of attention seeking, whinging cockney bellends when trying to wind down.