LaurentRobert

Isak completely anonymous. Will have to be dropped for Ekitike next game

Subbed after 45 minutes. It's nearly October and he's still not match fit

I'm still pissed off with this cunt's legacy. Proper derailed the beginning of our season. We're 6 games into the season and have yet to start a game with a proper number 9. Once Wissa is back in the fold we can hopefully forget about him forever

What was with all the early leavers at 2-0 and even 2-1? It was really noticeable on the telly. Who the hell leaves at 2-1 in one of our biggest games in the last 15 years? Meanwhile I've spent a week F5ing the ticket portal to no avail. Boils my piss

Everything points to a loss here. -Bournemouth are on fire (again) this season -Just played an energy sapping Thursday night game against one of the best teams in the world -Longest away day in the league for us - Our record is shit against Bournemouth - Eddie Howe has never beaten them - Bournemouth will be fully rested after already getting knocked out the league cup I hope I'm wrong, but I can't see anything other than a defeat here

Please drop Barnes to the bench he needs a break. Big Nick and Murphy combo should be starting.

Murphy winner incoming

Agreed. The anticipation is killing me

Stadium looks unreal tonight. Well done Wor Flags!

I agree with not starting Woltemade. We need to go full manic press ala PSG and try and exploit Barcas's insane high line with our pace merchants. If that fails, then Woltemade is a great plan B to have with 30 minutes to go. In Eddie we trust.

Get into them

Yes, they've been in great form this season. They look like a well oiled outfit, with some players of serious quality.

Amorim wants to get back to Lisbon asap. He is begging to be sacked. Great entertainment for us mind!

Wonder if this guy regrets committing career suicide choosing Manure over us?

I think if we had Yoanne Wissa starting he would absolutely terrorise their high line. For that reason, I think Elanga and Gordon have to feature. Woltemade simply doesn't have the pace on his own to beat their defence in a foot race.

Everyone brace yourselves for another summer of cartel clubs and their client journalists trying to unsettle and engineer a move for Tonali.

This guy has all the makings of a cult hero. Has already warmed to the fans more than Ballsak ever did.

Surely with AI we can edit Woltemade scoring the 2nd goal in the Carabao cup final? 🧐

Feel like Woltemade would partner well with Wissa. The big lad can unlock a lot of space for the pacey Wissa.

Defender got the slightest of touches on the ball with his head

2-1

Fucking Craig Hope's first question is about Alexander Isak. It's September 12th, give it a rest man

I think we'll eventually play a 4411 to cater for Woltemade. Pope Tino Schar Burn Hall Elanga Tonali Bruno Gordon Woltemade Wissa

Isak's behaviour meant that he inadvertently went on strike for his country this international break, which has probably now cost them a place at the World Cup

Bruno G just played 90 minutes at 13,450 feet in Bolivia last night/morning. I can forgive him for being a bit leggy for this one