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I'd constantly orgasm for 30 grand a year. I was a cook at a council old folks home so you can imagine what I was on. It was less than half of 30 grand.

A Newcastle signing, or

He's only 23, scores goals and wont cost a fortune. No doubt he'll sign for cunterpool.

He is the one I want. Come on Yoda,make it happen.

I understand that he doesn't really fit into our style but I love me a flair player. No logic to my thoughts whatsoever, you're right.

NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! We have to make a stand. Id rather he played for the reserves than we get stonewalled into selling him. Fuck the money, it's the principle of the thing. Liverpool are bullies and I hate bullies. Anyway, I'm pretty confident that he'll continue to play and score goals for another year as he won't want his stock to fall. Contracts are signed for a reason and he has 3 years left on his.

Maybe you're not gutted but I am. I'm in the minority.

I knew it was one of the two. "Can I cum on your tits" now that's The Fast Show. "So I withdrew and came all over her face. Which was nice" another Fast show gem. I could be wrong though "because I was very, very drunk at the time".

Or Connor Gallagher, but i think he's enjoying the sunshine.

He could sit on their bench and earn a fortune. Fucking mercenaries.

Man United are apparently closing in on DLC so if Eddie wants him, he better get his finger out. Let's be honest, we are running out of time and targets. I'm gutted that Grealish is going to Everton, I think he'd be great here.

Liverpool dont want Wissa, it's just another powerplay. Its like that Fast Show scene "I am considerably richer than you". If they can afford 110 for Isak (he's obviously worth more than that) they wouldn't want to spend it on Wissa. I guarantee that our next target will also be wanted by the scouse cunts. What a fucking joke.

No, a few goals will not erase his tawdry behaviour towards the club. Scoring goals is however,his fucking job. As long as he keeps doing that then I'll keep shtoom about his prickishness until he fucks off next summer. If though he continues with his ED-209 tantrum then it wont work. Our owner will simply leave him too it and probably find a loophole to not only avoid paying him but sue him aswell. It will also make any would-be suitors think carefully about buying a big bubbly baby.

I'd take them all, just to play in the youth team.

We should invest in better scouts. Isn't that a tad obvious?

Emmanuel Emegha of Strasbourg could be worth a look. 14 in 27 in top league. Snap him up for 20 million. Or Kalimeundo, nobody is in for him yet. 45-50 million. Dudes a player. Pity J David is gone. He's a star in the making. But so is Kalimeundo.

Eli Junior Kroupi. 22 goals in 30 games. Second division mind, but an eye for goal.

Why dont we look at those players? Maybe we have and he's shite but there surely must be gems in these lower leagues of big countries.

Frustratingly they've spent more than us. Cunts. They'll still go down

I've been offline for a day and a bit, is it true that he's went on strike? If this is true I hope the owners feel the same way as me. Just write off any potential sale money and let him train on his own for 3 years. Bowing down to his commands makes us look incredibly weak. If he's still on strike after a year, his value goes significantly down, bringing in a host of buyers (but he cant pick Liverpool, that cunt ship has sailed). Still being a baby after 2 years then he's not worth a lot, I'd loan him out to my Scottish team for a year. Going on strike doesn't afford him any more options. He's signed a contract. So he can waste 3 years of his life,or spend one year playing for us then moving on. One thing is for sure, we cant give in to him. He's an entitled little shit that deserves nothing after the way he's treated us. We should only release him after a year if he signs for anybody other than Liverpool.

Why do bullies pick on the young skinny speech kid?

Well done Palace. A slight condolence for the European shitshow.

I've missed the Wissa signing? What's happening that. All I've seen is that those scouse cunts plan to hijack any move.

Come on Palace, lift that coveted shield.

Stupid question really.