MagPar

I knew it was one of the two. "Can I cum on your tits" now that's The Fast Show. "So I withdrew and came all over her face. Which was nice" another Fast show gem. I could be wrong though "because I was very, very drunk at the time".

Or Connor Gallagher, but i think he's enjoying the sunshine.

He could sit on their bench and earn a fortune. Fucking mercenaries.

Man United are apparently closing in on DLC so if Eddie wants him, he better get his finger out. Let's be honest, we are running out of time and targets. I'm gutted that Grealish is going to Everton, I think he'd be great here.

Liverpool dont want Wissa, it's just another powerplay. Its like that Fast Show scene "I am considerably richer than you". If they can afford 110 for Isak (he's obviously worth more than that) they wouldn't want to spend it on Wissa. I guarantee that our next target will also be wanted by the scouse cunts. What a fucking joke.

No, a few goals will not erase his tawdry behaviour towards the club. Scoring goals is however,his fucking job. As long as he keeps doing that then I'll keep shtoom about his prickishness until he fucks off next summer. If though he continues with his ED-209 tantrum then it wont work. Our owner will simply leave him too it and probably find a loophole to not only avoid paying him but sue him aswell. It will also make any would-be suitors think carefully about buying a big bubbly baby.

I'd take them all, just to play in the youth team.

We should invest in better scouts. Isn't that a tad obvious?

Emmanuel Emegha of Strasbourg could be worth a look. 14 in 27 in top league. Snap him up for 20 million. Or Kalimeundo, nobody is in for him yet. 45-50 million. Dudes a player. Pity J David is gone. He's a star in the making. But so is Kalimeundo.

Eli Junior Kroupi. 22 goals in 30 games. Second division mind, but an eye for goal.

Why dont we look at those players? Maybe we have and he's shite but there surely must be gems in these lower leagues of big countries.

Frustratingly they've spent more than us. Cunts. They'll still go down

I've been offline for a day and a bit, is it true that he's went on strike? If this is true I hope the owners feel the same way as me. Just write off any potential sale money and let him train on his own for 3 years. Bowing down to his commands makes us look incredibly weak. If he's still on strike after a year, his value goes significantly down, bringing in a host of buyers (but he cant pick Liverpool, that cunt ship has sailed). Still being a baby after 2 years then he's not worth a lot, I'd loan him out to my Scottish team for a year. Going on strike doesn't afford him any more options. He's signed a contract. So he can waste 3 years of his life,or spend one year playing for us then moving on. One thing is for sure, we cant give in to him. He's an entitled little shit that deserves nothing after the way he's treated us. We should only release him after a year if he signs for anybody other than Liverpool.

Why do bullies pick on the young skinny speech kid?

Well done Palace. A slight condolence for the European shitshow.

I've missed the Wissa signing? What's happening that. All I've seen is that those scouse cunts plan to hijack any move.

Come on Palace, lift that coveted shield.

Stupid question really.

A dance move baby yeah 🕺

Which one? There are two. One is a midfielder, the other is a cheap striker.

Please watch the first goal, you won't be disappointed,it's around the 40 second mark and it's a thing of beauty. Then you can stop watching. Young John Tod, a defender, a Pars fan and his brother Andrew scored the second. Their dad Andy was also a Pars player, a Pars legend. We also have another pair of brothers but they're a bit younger so out on loan. Goal of the month (if not season) contender.

Has there actually been any concrete rumours about Connor Gallagher? From what I've heard, he's happy where he is. Or is this just wishful thinking?

Thank God Eddie doesn't listen to all the footballing geniuses on here. I trust the man.

Even if he stays for one more year, I still wouldn't sell him to Liverpool. Hopefully other big clubs will be more willing to enter the bidding war. If say, Bayern offer 20 million more but Isak says 'no, I only want Liverpool' then fuck him, keep him for another year. He'll be worth next to nothing but at least he wont be wearing Liverpool colours. Pure spite i know, but he's really painted my living room the wrong colour.

I just scoured the various European leagues and compiled a small list of goal scoring players that could be available at the right price. I'd hope the scouts are doing the same.