Optimistic Nut

Wow, left-field.

The sad act who's got the camera I'm guessing.

Bigger prick than Isak.

Good luck to him. Going to be a busy guy next season.

So Tony Bloom.

Brill. We've just offered £15-20m more than that for someone who has a similar goal record in the Bundesliga as what Jackson has in La Liga & Premier League the last 3 years. Stick him in this team and I'd back him to get 20 league goals.

Jackson for under £60m & Wissa for £40m if we're getting the full amount we want for Isak wouldn't be too bad.

Can guarantee they'll up the asking price to €35-40m because it's us.

If there's no striker signed by the weekend then we need to tell him the Liverpool transfer isn't happening, and we focus on getting the Wilson replacement, CB & CM before the window ends.

As long as we get a CB and CM I'd take DCL for free as a last resort if we're keeping Isak.

I'd be chuffed.. We'd have the best pair of strikers in the league.

Burn & Schar behind them.

Scored over 10 goals once in his career? Wouldn't have been particularly impressed if we were signing him.

Of course.

I'll buy it. We'll have to.

Sad, part of the Young Fish Costa Fortune backline at Charlton too.

Very Wayne Rooney, this.

Can guarantee we'll get "Sesko turned you down" chants. Worst part of the transfer window.

Man Utd can finish 15th, brush it off, spend approaching £200m without batting an eyelid. If we had a season like that we'd have to sell Isak, Bruno, Tonali and we wouldn't even be looking at Ekitike, Pedro, Sesko. It's a heap of steaming hot shite.

It is, though. It's because of PSR we can't spend the money to make us a more attractive proposition. If we're able to spend what we can then more would choose us the same way the did with Chelsea & City before us.

If he picks Man U, I hope we tell Isak he's not going no matter how much Liverpool bid, go get Wissa, Guehi and. Midfielder and just shut up shop.until next summer.

Hope Isak hasn't burned his.

I think any decent striker would get 12-15 for us the way we play. A good striker would get near 20.

Wouldn't be against it. Sign Paqueta or Gallagher as the 4th CM midfielder who'd play the majority of games, get a loan/cheap 6th choice option to go and let him get games. The one I've been harping about for months is get Ndidi for £9-10m and send Miley to Leicester for a season.

Think we'd only get that second CM if we sold Willock somehow, or loaned out Miley.