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GallowgatePigeon

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  1. Jammiest bunch of cunts ever, typical Newcastle to be in a week to week shootout with a team like that! If Forest fell into a barrel of thumbs they'd come out sucking a tit.
  2. Get yourselves to fuck Forest, spawny cunts
  3. Here I am, worried at the thought of us slipping to the doldrums of 6th place whereas our nearest and dearest have it all figured out already. If cracking the top 4 was so easy you wonder why they've only finished in the top 10 3 times in living memory. For the record, if we indeed did slip to 6th place, that's still higher than they've finished in 70 years. By what metric have us and Villa not been back in the prem long? Since the PL form we've spent a combined 5 seasons out the PL. They nearly spent that in L1 alone!
  4. Tanking for 2 months and killing all momentum and feel good factor going into the play offs is a very bold strategy indeed from Rayjess Le Braiiis
  5. 100% this. City are nailed on and frankly I'll graciously let them have that after they done us a solid by putting daylight between us and Villa. Villa have a mountain to climb, it's not out of the question that they'll win all their remaining games but surely we'll be home and dry before they could worry us again. The two teams we need to collapse are the ones most likely to. One which is a very limited team in a false position and the other which is a notorious basket case and on the verge of their annual manager sacking. TL:DR; we'll be reet
  6. Where do we even begin with this? The overly large, empty football in the centre which is devoted to your rivals, the Tyne Bridge from Temu or the tragic fact that Kevin Phillips is still their undisputed best player of all time.
  7. I'd reccommend any MLF in Marrakesh to visit it's famous sewks to sample some tradishnul Marracan chickpays and grayn tay.
  8. A trophy for finishing 2nd in League 1? Utter Woke Nonsense!
  9. Got a link? I need a fix of mackem pain!
  10. GallowgatePigeon

    Will Osula

    I'll tell you exactly what all this 'W in the chat' 'Take the L' 'We got the dub' malarkey is. It is Utter Woke Nonsense.
  11. GallowgatePigeon

    Will Osula

    Could it be that we intend to use him as a Swiss army knife and play him anywhere across the front? The coaching staff must see something in him, and eventhough he is as mad as a box of frogs he seems to have his head screwed on properly and a good attitude
  12. Let's hope we don't fall into the conference league or it'll be: Is this the way to Mlada Boleslav Jagiellonia Białystok, Istanbul Başakşehir, TSC Bačka Topola
  13. Is this the way to Bayern Munich Benfica, Ajax, Celtic As well as being a dead pigeon impersonator I'm also an up and coming phenomenon in the underground rap scene, so trust me when I say that the flow on those bars is dope!
  14. Chelsea at home is the sort of fixture where we nearly always bring our A-game. I think we'll be relentless and swarm them, they are a bunch of fannies who don't like it up em and they'll fold. Brighton away on the other hand is a fixture where we usually lay an egg. They've been pretty pish lately and don't have much to play for so I'm feeling a bit better going into it. Arsenal will of course be tough and it'll be a tall order to beat them 4 times this season. A point there would be a bonus. Everton at home on the final day should be a gimme, they're not great and they have fuck all to play for. If you can't beat a lower midtable team who are on the beach at home with CL football on the line then you probably don't belong in the CL.
  15. Lazio and Roma play in the same stadium let alone the same city. Swap one of them out for another team with two syllables and increase the geographical diversity of the song.
  16. Another player who we've outgrown. He deserves to be starting week in week out somewhere, it won't be nor should it be here. I can imagine him at a Fulham type team. I'll forever be grateful to him for single handedly keeping us up in 2021 despite Capt Steakbakes best efforts.
  17. I agree with the sentiment, we'd be favourites for the ECL, hell, I'd make us favourites for the EL if Spurs, Man Utd & Bodo made the semis and Rangers made the 1/4s it really goes to show the dearth of quality in that tournament. One of the lesser competitions would be a great chance of going on a deep run and winning something. But if we are going the be the club we all want us to be, we need to be a perennial CL team whether we're ready or not. It'll be harder to tempt purples and retain purples by flying to Armenia on Thursdays to play FK Sovietgrad Mentalists. Besides, the new format means no more groups of death, we'll be highly likely to progress to the knockouts then we may fall on our feet and get a Celtic, Brugge, Shaktar level team and go on a bit of a run.
  18. Complete domonation, reminded me of watching a SPFL game where Celtic pass it around a barely semi pro bum team like they're not even there and you question what the two teams are even doing in the same league as each other
  19. Another bad day for "The Undoubled". Got beyt of Oxfed
  20. If I've said it once, I've said it 1000 times. Listing the line up in numerical order is Utter Woke Nonsense.
  21. "There won't be a drop of Vaux left on Wearside tonight "
  22. Congratulations Sunderland AFC on their remarkable achievement of being the only North East club to join the coveted "Undoubled" club of 24/25. North East Top Dogs indeed.
  23. That's 380k per week off the wage bill. Thanks Juve!
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