Jump to content

Where the hell is Babayaro?


Guest black

Recommended Posts

Physioroom.com has him out until 17 September with a groin strain but for the life of me I can't remember when he strained it.

Is the sicknote just hiding under "injury" cloud until he's shipped out or what?

 

Also his history of injury since he's been at Newcastle is a joke:

http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/players/1109/celestine_babayaro_injury.html

Injury                    Club                      Date Injury Reported

Groin Strain            Newcastle United  2007 July 23rd 

Hamstring Injury      Newcastle United  2007 March 1st 

Hamstring Injury      Newcastle United  2006 December 28th 

Groin Strain            Newcastle United  2006 November 2nd 

Groin Strain            Newcastle United  2006 October 20th 

Hamstring Injury      Newcastle United  2006 August 28th 

Thigh Muscle Strain  Newcastle United  2006 August 19th 

Thigh Muscle Strain  Newcastle United  2006 August 2nd 

Thigh Muscle Strain  Newcastle United  2006 March 23rd 

Groin Strain            Newcastle United  2005 November 28th 

Groin Strain            Newcastle United  2005 October 12th 

Thigh Muscle Strain  Newcastle United  2005 August 3rd 

Knee Injury            Newcastle United  2005 February 18th 

Groin Strain            Newcastle United  2005 January 23rd

Link to post
Share on other sites

Guest Geordie Boyo

We only need to be rid of him Carr & Pattison, but overall BS has done a great job at not only bringing in the players this club needs, but getting rid of the majority we don't need.

 

In:

Mark Viduka

Joey Barton

David Rozenhal

Geremi

Alan Smith

Cacapa

Jose Enrique

Abdoulaye Faye

Habib Beye

       

Out:

Olivier Bernard

Titus Bramble

Craig Moore

Oguchi Onyewu

Pavel Srnicek

Kris Gate

Chris Shanks

Antoine Sibierski

Scott Parker

Alan O'Brien

Kieron Dyer

Paul Huntington

Nolberto Solano

Albert Luque

 

On Loan:

Tim Krul

Andy Carroll

Link to post
Share on other sites

Hes a disgrace, i say we left him go for free, i mean NO ONE will have him, how could they?

 

That was what I was actually thinking.

Groin strains are one of the worst injuries to get because they are so hard to treat, that being said they are also one of the easiest to fake, bad choice of words but you know what I mean, making it the perfect excuse for someone that feels like a bit of a lie down.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Guest Geordie Boyo

It's a shame though to have Babayaro, Carr & Pattison in our team photo for this season. Maybe the manager can tell them there isn't enough space to fit them all in so two or three players couldn't be included. Therefore sadly the shit and useless players had to be chosen.....oh how I wish I could be in a position to say that to them.  :laugh:

Link to post
Share on other sites

I think of him as a sort of crash test dummy.......he's there for the physios and therapists to work on when everyone else is fit  :cheesy:  As a footballer he's about as much use as a cock flavoured lolly.....I've developed the same sort of hate complex about him and Carr as I had about Des Hamilton and Marcelino.....the only good thing about him being injured is that he's not playing  :laugh:

Link to post
Share on other sites

his injury record is absolutely shameful

 

PMSL:

 

Broken Leg  West Ham United  2007 August 28th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2007 April 10th 

Flu  Newcastle United  2007 February 26th 

Gashed Leg  Newcastle United  2006 November 28th 

Eye  Newcastle United  2006 October 29th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2006 April 23rd 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2006 February 23rd 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2005 August 19th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2005 July 18th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2005 April 8th 

Groin Strain  Newcastle United  2005 February 16th 

Knee Injury  Newcastle United  2005 January 7th 

Calf Muscle Strain  Newcastle United  2004 December 21st 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2004 September 20th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2004 September 18th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2004 August 5th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2004 April 9th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2004 March 3rd 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2004 March 3rd 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2003 October 20th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2003 August 26th 

Shin Splints  Newcastle United  2003 May 14th 

Shin Splints  Newcastle United  2003 March 31st 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2003 March 13th 

Shin Splints  Newcastle United  2003 February 28th 

Calf  Newcastle United  2002 December 30th 

Back Injury  Newcastle United  2002 October 14th 

Shin Splints  Newcastle United  2002 September 3rd 

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

his injury record is absolutely shameful

 

PMSL:

 

Broken Leg  West Ham United  2007 August 28th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2007 April 10th 

Flu  Newcastle United  2007 February 26th 

Gashed Leg  Newcastle United  2006 November 28th 

Eye  Newcastle United  2006 October 29th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2006 April 23rd 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2006 February 23rd 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2005 August 19th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2005 July 18th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2005 April 8th 

Groin Strain  Newcastle United  2005 February 16th 

Knee Injury  Newcastle United  2005 January 7th 

Calf Muscle Strain  Newcastle United  2004 December 21st 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2004 September 20th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2004 September 18th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2004 August 5th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2004 April 9th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2004 March 3rd 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2004 March 3rd 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2003 October 20th 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2003 August 26th 

Shin Splints  Newcastle United  2003 May 14th 

Shin Splints  Newcastle United  2003 March 31st 

Hamstring Injury  Newcastle United  2003 March 13th 

Shin Splints  Newcastle United  2003 February 28th 

Calf  Newcastle United  2002 December 30th 

Back Injury  Newcastle United  2002 October 14th 

Shin Splints  Newcastle United  2002 September 3rd 

 

 

:lol:

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...