wormy Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 The Mirror are just taking the piss now, like. That article was sickeningly FM-Tastic to the point I thought the whole thing, not just the 'he's rubbish' bit, was made up ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 If Ipswich bought Alan Smith wormy would be megustering all over the place. I'll kill him. Do you want me to kill him? I'll fucking kill him. Let's go. You can tell all the locals how good he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 If Ipswich bought Alan Smith wormy would be megustering all over the place. I'll kill him. Do you want me to kill him? I'll fucking kill him. Let's go. You can tell all the locals how good he is. "Ipswich contracts Alan Smith" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 I can't wait to read the local paper wanking themselves silly at the experienced ace adding steel to the midfield, just like they did with Bowyer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 A midfield of Smith and Bowyer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 The Mail are going with a slightly less fwap-worthy: Ipswich are hoping to persuade Newcastle midfielder Alan Smith to join them. The 31-year-old is expected to be released by Newcastle although manager Alan Pardew may hold onto him until the end of the window as he has a threadbare squad and is struggling to bring in reinforcements within his budget. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 The day that happens is the day I buy a ticket. I'd fucking love to see that from an outsider's perspective, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Greedy cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 The Mail are going with a slightly less fwap-worthy: Ipswich are hoping to persuade Newcastle midfielder Alan Smith to join them. The 31-year-old is expected to be released by Newcastle although manager Alan Pardew may hold onto him until the end of the window as he has a threadbare squad and is struggling to bring in reinforcements within his budget. Scumbag mail! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 And people think Jesus' birthday is Christmas? Finally proved those cunts wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 The Mail are going with a slightly less fwap-worthy: Ipswich are hoping to persuade Newcastle midfielder Alan Smith to join them. The 31-year-old is expected to be released by Newcastle although manager Alan Pardew may hold onto him until the end of the window as he has a threadbare squad and is struggling to bring in reinforcements within his budget. Cock has been re-holstered Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 A midfield of Smith and Bowyer. Solid pairing tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 The Mail are going with a slightly less fwap-worthy: Ipswich are hoping to persuade Newcastle midfielder Alan Smith to join them. The 31-year-old is expected to be released by Newcastle although manager Alan Pardew may hold onto him until the end of the window as he has a threadbare squad and is struggling to bring in reinforcements within his budget. Don't do it Pards, Smith has to be let go! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Genuinely can't see the cunt leaving until his contract runs out. I'd seriously love him to come to Ipswich. Would love to pass him in the street. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Sounds pretty certain that he's off out the door from that other article, even including his appearance at their training ground. I will choose to believe that one. Brilliant, isn't? No longer left to worry about him making a late 'cameo'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 to be fair to the lad he's never given us any problems, off the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gggg Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 He's done very well for himself considering he was a shit thuggish non scoring forward with a worse England record than Carlton Palmer when he was 'good' then one of the shittest midfielders you'll ever see just because Ferguson had a brain fart and tried playing him there. In a normal universe he would have drifted into the lower leagues with Leeds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Yep, one of the biggest footballing frauds ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. I don't cry but if I did, this would be it. Tears of joy. Celebratory piss-up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 He's done very well for himself considering he was a shit thuggish non scoring forward with a worse England record than Carlton Palmer when he was 'good' then one of the shittest midfielders you'll ever see just because Ferguson had a brain fart and tried playing him there. In a normal universe he would have drifted into the lower leagues with Leeds. Was about to say the England reference is harsh considering the relatively few appearances he made. A quick Wiki check, he really made 19 fucking England appearances? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Athletically and technically probably the worst player I've seen start more than 10 games for us. Wish him nothing but the absolute worst. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 A midfield of Smith and Bowyer. i remember once upon a time, we had a midfield of, zogbia, emre, parker, dyer, solano. looks awesome on paper this midfield of five. plus milner and bowyer and some others on the bench. problem was the manager was graeme souness Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Didn't he make an England appearance after he joined us, up front with Owen? Might have been that England B shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 if he is released then there's only one place he's going, west ham Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Don't compare Smith with Bowyer, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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