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Stephen Carr, Baba, Pattison and even Ameobi have nowt on this t***. An utterly useless human being and an even worse footballer

 

What's that based on? Because it sounds like complete bullshit.

 

based on his completely fabricated 'work ethic' and tendency to kick people when he should be doing his job. Not to mention shouting at the rest of the midfield to cover his own mistakes and generally acting like an arrogant tosser

 

I totally agree, he's a s*** excuse for a footballer.

 

Don't see the need to attack him as a person though, it's f***ing bollocks that.

 

come on, he's a self-righteous prick mate, look what he did to Leeds and their fans

 

saying he'd never play for 'the scum' and then signing for them in 2004. He's got all the integrity of a used TVR car salesman. Would you be defending him if he was a geordie and had done that to us? he's a cock

 

Wow, footballer in hypocritical 'looking after himself' shocker. :rolleyes:

 

so that excuses him? because he's a footballer  :rolleyes:

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Stephen Carr, Baba, Pattison and even Ameobi have nowt on this t***. An utterly useless human being and an even worse footballer

 

What's that based on? Because it sounds like complete bullshit.

 

based on his completely fabricated 'work ethic' and tendency to kick people when he should be doing his job. Not to mention shouting at the rest of the midfield to cover his own mistakes and generally acting like an arrogant tosser

 

I totally agree, he's a s*** excuse for a footballer.

 

Don't see the need to attack him as a person though, it's f***ing bollocks that.

 

come on, he's a self-righteous prick mate, look what he did to Leeds and their fans

 

saying he'd never play for 'the scum' and then signing for them in 2004. He's got all the integrity of a used TVR car salesman. Would you be defending him if he was a geordie and had done that to us? he's a cock

 

Wow, footballer in hypocritical 'looking after himself' shocker. :rolleyes:

 

so that excuses him? because he's a footballer  :rolleyes:

You've never met him, how could you possible say he's an excuse for a human being :lol:

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Biggest dickhead we've ever signed, calling himself a true yorkshireman and all that bollocks then doing that to the fans that had cheered him all season despite him playing shite.

 

Hypocrite, signing for Man U is bad enough

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Stephen Carr, Baba, Pattison and even Ameobi have nowt on this t***. An utterly useless human being and an even worse footballer

 

What's that based on? Because it sounds like complete bullshit.

 

based on his completely fabricated 'work ethic' and tendency to kick people when he should be doing his job. Not to mention shouting at the rest of the midfield to cover his own mistakes and generally acting like an arrogant tosser

 

I totally agree, he's a s*** excuse for a footballer.

 

Don't see the need to attack him as a person though, it's f***ing bollocks that.

 

come on, he's a self-righteous prick mate, look what he did to Leeds and their fans

 

saying he'd never play for 'the scum' and then signing for them in 2004. He's got all the integrity of a used TVR car salesman. Would you be defending him if he was a geordie and had done that to us? he's a cock

 

Wow, footballer in hypocritical 'looking after himself' shocker. :rolleyes:

 

so that excuses him? because he's a footballer  :rolleyes:

You've never met him, how could you possible say he's an excuse for a human being :lol:

he's never met hitler either ..........................ftw
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Stephen Carr, Baba, Pattison and even Ameobi have nowt on this t***. An utterly useless human being and an even worse footballer

 

What's that based on? Because it sounds like complete bullshit.

 

based on his completely fabricated 'work ethic' and tendency to kick people when he should be doing his job. Not to mention shouting at the rest of the midfield to cover his own mistakes and generally acting like an arrogant tosser

 

I totally agree, he's a s*** excuse for a footballer.

 

Don't see the need to attack him as a person though, it's f***ing bollocks that.

 

come on, he's a self-righteous prick mate, look what he did to Leeds and their fans

 

saying he'd never play for 'the scum' and then signing for them in 2004. He's got all the integrity of a used TVR car salesman. Would you be defending him if he was a geordie and had done that to us? he's a cock

 

Wow, footballer in hypocritical 'looking after himself' shocker. :rolleyes:

 

so that excuses him? because he's a footballer  :rolleyes:

 

Excuses him of what? As pointed out, you've never known or even met the bloke. But what he does on a football field and his career choices mean you can judge him as a person. Fuck off. :lol:

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Stephen Carr, Baba, Pattison and even Ameobi have nowt on this t***. An utterly useless human being and an even worse footballer

 

What's that based on? Because it sounds like complete bullshit.

 

based on his completely fabricated 'work ethic' and tendency to kick people when he should be doing his job. Not to mention shouting at the rest of the midfield to cover his own mistakes and generally acting like an arrogant tosser

 

I totally agree, he's a s*** excuse for a footballer.

 

Don't see the need to attack him as a person though, it's f***ing bollocks that.

 

come on, he's a self-righteous prick mate, look what he did to Leeds and their fans

 

saying he'd never play for 'the scum' and then signing for them in 2004. He's got all the integrity of a used TVR car salesman. Would you be defending him if he was a geordie and had done that to us? he's a cock

 

Wow, footballer in hypocritical 'looking after himself' shocker. :rolleyes:

 

so that excuses him? because he's a footballer  :rolleyes:

You've never met him, how could you possible say he's an excuse for a human being :lol:

 

go back to the Big Brother thread and call people twats (that you've never met either)

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Biggest dickhead we've ever signed, calling himself a true yorkshireman and all that bollocks then doing that to the fans that had cheered him all season despite him playing shite.

 

Hypocrite, signing for Man U is bad enough

 

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Your belief that someone's character as a person can be judged from a few hours a week at SJP or the television is frankly pathetic, and tells a story of its own about you.

 

This is ridiculous, I'm out.

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Stephen Carr, Baba, Pattison and even Ameobi have nowt on this t***. An utterly useless human being and an even worse footballer

 

What's that based on? Because it sounds like complete bullshit.

 

based on his completely fabricated 'work ethic' and tendency to kick people when he should be doing his job. Not to mention shouting at the rest of the midfield to cover his own mistakes and generally acting like an arrogant tosser

 

I totally agree, he's a s*** excuse for a footballer.

 

Don't see the need to attack him as a person though, it's f***ing bollocks that.

 

come on, he's a self-righteous prick mate, look what he did to Leeds and their fans

 

saying he'd never play for 'the scum' and then signing for them in 2004. He's got all the integrity of a used TVR car salesman. Would you be defending him if he was a geordie and had done that to us? he's a cock

 

Wow, footballer in hypocritical 'looking after himself' shocker. :rolleyes:

 

so that excuses him? because he's a footballer  :rolleyes:

 

Excuses him of what? As pointed out, you've never known or even met the bloke. But what he does on a football field and his career choices mean you can judge him as a person. f*** off. :lol:

 

how many player and managers have you attacked personally who you've never know?

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Stephen Carr, Baba, Pattison and even Ameobi have nowt on this t***. An utterly useless human being and an even worse footballer

 

What's that based on? Because it sounds like complete bullshit.

 

based on his completely fabricated 'work ethic' and tendency to kick people when he should be doing his job. Not to mention shouting at the rest of the midfield to cover his own mistakes and generally acting like an arrogant tosser

 

I totally agree, he's a s*** excuse for a footballer.

 

Don't see the need to attack him as a person though, it's f***ing bollocks that.

 

come on, he's a self-righteous prick mate, look what he did to Leeds and their fans

 

saying he'd never play for 'the scum' and then signing for them in 2004. He's got all the integrity of a used TVR car salesman. Would you be defending him if he was a geordie and had done that to us? he's a cock

 

Wow, footballer in hypocritical 'looking after himself' shocker. :rolleyes:

 

so that excuses him? because he's a footballer  :rolleyes:

You've never met him, how could you possible say he's an excuse for a human being :lol:

 

go back to the Big Brother thread and call people twats (that you've never met either)

I said he was an "annoying twat" not an excuse for a human being.

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Stephen Carr, Baba, Pattison and even Ameobi have nowt on this t***. An utterly useless human being and an even worse footballer

 

What's that based on? Because it sounds like complete bullshit.

 

based on his completely fabricated 'work ethic' and tendency to kick people when he should be doing his job. Not to mention shouting at the rest of the midfield to cover his own mistakes and generally acting like an arrogant tosser

 

I totally agree, he's a s*** excuse for a footballer.

 

Don't see the need to attack him as a person though, it's f***ing bollocks that.

 

come on, he's a self-righteous prick mate, look what he did to Leeds and their fans

 

saying he'd never play for 'the scum' and then signing for them in 2004. He's got all the integrity of a used TVR car salesman. Would you be defending him if he was a geordie and had done that to us? he's a cock

 

Wow, footballer in hypocritical 'looking after himself' shocker. :rolleyes:

 

so that excuses him? because he's a footballer  :rolleyes:

You've never met him, how could you possible say he's an excuse for a human being :lol:

 

go back to the Big Brother thread and call people twats (that you've never met either)

I said he was an "annoying t***" not an excuse for a human being.

 

what's your point?

 

Smith (on top of being a prick) turned his back on his club and his people and in my book that makes him a cunt of the highest order

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Stephen Carr, Baba, Pattison and even Ameobi have nowt on this t***. An utterly useless human being and an even worse footballer

 

What's that based on? Because it sounds like complete bullshit.

 

based on his completely fabricated 'work ethic' and tendency to kick people when he should be doing his job. Not to mention shouting at the rest of the midfield to cover his own mistakes and generally acting like an arrogant tosser

 

I totally agree, he's a s*** excuse for a footballer.

 

Don't see the need to attack him as a person though, it's f***ing bollocks that.

 

come on, he's a self-righteous prick mate, look what he did to Leeds and their fans

 

saying he'd never play for 'the scum' and then signing for them in 2004. He's got all the integrity of a used TVR car salesman. Would you be defending him if he was a geordie and had done that to us? he's a cock

 

Wow, footballer in hypocritical 'looking after himself' shocker. :rolleyes:

 

so that excuses him? because he's a footballer  :rolleyes:

You've never met him, how could you possible say he's an excuse for a human being :lol:

 

go back to the Big Brother thread and call people twats (that you've never met either)

I said he was an "annoying t***" not an excuse for a human being.

 

what's your point?

 

Smith (on top of being a prick) turned his back on his club and his people and in my book that makes him a cunt of the highest order

Always thought it was disgraceful how Ronaldo had some great years with Barcelona and then showed a lack of respect by joining their rivals Real Madrid, oh and he did it again by joining AC Milan after playing for Inter  :nope:

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Stephen Carr, Baba, Pattison and even Ameobi have nowt on this t***. An utterly useless human being and an even worse footballer

 

What's that based on? Because it sounds like complete bullshit.

 

based on his completely fabricated 'work ethic' and tendency to kick people when he should be doing his job. Not to mention shouting at the rest of the midfield to cover his own mistakes and generally acting like an arrogant tosser

 

I totally agree, he's a s*** excuse for a footballer.

 

Don't see the need to attack him as a person though, it's f***ing bollocks that.

 

come on, he's a self-righteous prick mate, look what he did to Leeds and their fans

 

saying he'd never play for 'the scum' and then signing for them in 2004. He's got all the integrity of a used TVR car salesman. Would you be defending him if he was a geordie and had done that to us? he's a cock

 

Wow, footballer in hypocritical 'looking after himself' shocker. :rolleyes:

 

so that excuses him? because he's a footballer  :rolleyes:

You've never met him, how could you possible say he's an excuse for a human being :lol:

 

go back to the Big Brother thread and call people twats (that you've never met either)

I said he was an "annoying t***" not an excuse for a human being.

 

what's your point?

 

Smith (on top of being a prick) turned his back on his club and his people and in my book that makes him a c*** of the highest order

Always thought it was disgraceful how Ronaldo had some great years with Barcelona and then showed a lack of respect by joining their rivals Real Madrid, oh and he did it again by joining AC Milan after playing for Inter  :nope:

bob moncur and paul bracewell..utter bastards
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Stephen Carr, Baba, Pattison and even Ameobi have nowt on this t***. An utterly useless human being and an even worse footballer

 

What's that based on? Because it sounds like complete bullshit.

 

based on his completely fabricated 'work ethic' and tendency to kick people when he should be doing his job. Not to mention shouting at the rest of the midfield to cover his own mistakes and generally acting like an arrogant tosser

 

I totally agree, he's a s*** excuse for a footballer.

 

Don't see the need to attack him as a person though, it's f***ing bollocks that.

 

come on, he's a self-righteous prick mate, look what he did to Leeds and their fans

 

saying he'd never play for 'the scum' and then signing for them in 2004. He's got all the integrity of a used TVR car salesman. Would you be defending him if he was a geordie and had done that to us? he's a cock

 

Wow, footballer in hypocritical 'looking after himself' shocker. :rolleyes:

 

so that excuses him? because he's a footballer  :rolleyes:

You've never met him, how could you possible say he's an excuse for a human being :lol:

 

go back to the Big Brother thread and call people twats (that you've never met either)

I said he was an "annoying t***" not an excuse for a human being.

 

what's your point?

 

Smith (on top of being a prick) turned his back on his club and his people and in my book that makes him a c*** of the highest order

Always thought it was disgraceful how Ronaldo had some great years with Barcelona and then showed a lack of respect by joining their rivals Real Madrid, oh and he did it again by joining AC Milan after playing for Inter  :nope:

 

and? does it say in my avatar 'Ronaldo: lovely man, oh what a lovely man'

 

no it doesn't, I see him as the greatest footballing genius of my lifetime

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Stephen Carr, Baba, Pattison and even Ameobi have nowt on this t***. An utterly useless human being and an even worse footballer

 

What's that based on? Because it sounds like complete bullshit.

 

based on his completely fabricated 'work ethic' and tendency to kick people when he should be doing his job. Not to mention shouting at the rest of the midfield to cover his own mistakes and generally acting like an arrogant tosser

 

I totally agree, he's a s*** excuse for a footballer.

 

Don't see the need to attack him as a person though, it's f***ing bollocks that.

 

come on, he's a self-righteous prick mate, look what he did to Leeds and their fans

 

saying he'd never play for 'the scum' and then signing for them in 2004. He's got all the integrity of a used TVR car salesman. Would you be defending him if he was a geordie and had done that to us? he's a cock

 

Wow, footballer in hypocritical 'looking after himself' shocker. :rolleyes:

 

so that excuses him? because he's a footballer  :rolleyes:

You've never met him, how could you possible say he's an excuse for a human being :lol:

 

go back to the Big Brother thread and call people twats (that you've never met either)

I said he was an "annoying t***" not an excuse for a human being.

 

what's your point?

 

Smith (on top of being a prick) turned his back on his club and his people and in my book that makes him a c*** of the highest order

Always thought it was disgraceful how Ronaldo had some great years with Barcelona and then showed a lack of respect by joining their rivals Real Madrid, oh and he did it again by joining AC Milan after playing for Inter  :nope:

 

and? does it say in my avatar 'Ronaldo: lovely man, oh what a lovely man'

 

no it doesn't, I see him as the greatest footballing genius of my lifetime

.....................but a bit of a twat
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Don't get me wrong I am far from Smiths biggest fan and I do sometimes have these dreams where the Liverpool fans threw something a bit bigger at that Ambulance but calling him the biggest twat we have ever signed is crazy! :lol:

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Don't get me wrong I am far from Smiths biggest fan and I do sometimes have these dreams where the Liverpool fans threw something a bit bigger at that Ambulance but calling him the biggest t*** we have ever signed is crazy! :lol:

 

you're right, Barton, Bellamy Bowyer are bigger twats, but fuck it, i'm not annoyed with them tonight

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He's not the BIGGEST t***, but he is still a massive t***. And he's s***.

 

At least some of the other massive twats we've signed - Barton, Bowyer etc - were mediocre footballers. Smith can only dream of being mediocre.

 

Even his biggest fan on here seem to have given up, he just avoids any mention of Smith.

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