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Think Chelsea will batter us, dressing room unrest and the shadow of Barton's arrest over us; can't see it going well.

 

...arrest and unrest there's a song in there somewhere.. bluerazz.gif

 

I am listening to The Clash actually, they would do a good song about us right now; masters of the catchy chorus

 

 

bluerazz.gif

 

...thought you might have a go at a chorus and verse mate.  bluerazz.gif

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Lawros prediction

 

Chelsea v Newcastle

 

 

This will be an interesting game particularly with Chelsea down to the bare bones with injuries.

 

Newcastle are strangely playing many of their players out of position at the moment and the morale and confidence is low too. Chelsea should just have enough to sneak it.

 

 

Match preview

Prediction: 2-1

 

 

 

Well you can't knock his immense powers of observation there, can you? :D

 

Though not sure about his prediction on the result. More accurate would surely be:

 

"Even though Chelsea have nearly a full team missing, I still expect Newcastle to get bummed in the face today. Prediction: 5-0"

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Lawros prediction

 

Chelsea v Newcastle

 

 

This will be an interesting game particularly with Chelsea down to the bare bones with injuries.

 

Newcastle are strangely playing many of their players out of position at the moment and the morale and confidence is low too. Chelsea should just have enough to sneak it.

 

 

Match preview

Prediction: 2-1

 

 

 

Well you can't knock his immense powers of observation there, can you? :D

 

Though not sure about his prediction on the result. More accurate would surely be:

 

"Even though Chelsea have nearly a full team missing, I still expect Newcastle to get bummed in the face today. Prediction: 5-0"

It would be fucking brilliant if Lawrenson actually said those words.  Oh the irony.

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Chelsea arent good enough to give us a hammering, certainly this second team he'll be fielding.

 

We are however poor enough to get a hammering.

 

Draw for me.

 

You're off your head munkey...We're going to get proper cashback today.

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Chelsea arent good enough to give us a hammering, certainly this second team he'll be fielding.

 

 

Probable Chelsea lineup against probable Newcastle lineup:

 

Pizzaro - Viduka

Kalou - Martins

Cole - Milner

Obi Mikel - Smith

Sidwell - Geremi

Essien - Butt

Bridge - N'Zogbia

Ben Haim - Taylor / Cacapa / Rozehnal / Faye

Alex - Taylor / Cacapa / Rozehnal / Faye

Fereira - Beye

Cech - Given

 

Wouldn't take any of our lot over any of theirs tbh with the possible exception of Charlie, but he's being played at left back whereas Bridge is a natural there. They're still stronger than us in every department.

 

Add to that the shambolic tactics we're likely to employ and it all makes for depressing reading. Sure, their absentees mean we might not come back with our ar$es looking like the Japanese flag, but we should still expect a vigorous humping.

 

I'd love to say otherwise but I just can't see it myself.

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Chelsea arent good enough to give us a hammering, certainly this second team he'll be fielding.

 

 

Probable Chelsea lineup against probable Newcastle lineup:

 

Pizzaro - Viduka

Kalou - Martins

Cole - Milner

Obi Mikel - Smith

Sidwell - Geremi

Essien - Butt

Bridge - N'Zogbia

Ben Haim - Taylor / Cacapa / Rozehnal / Faye

Alex - Taylor / Cacapa / Rozehnal / Faye

Fereira - Beye

Cech - Given

 

Wouldn't take any of our lot over any of theirs tbh with the possible exception of Charlie, but he's being played at left back whereas Bridge is a natural there. They're still stronger than us in every department.

 

Add to that the shambolic tactics we're likely to employ and it all makes for depressing reading. Sure, their absentees mean we might not come back with our ar$es looking like the Japanese flag, but we should still expect a vigorous humping.

 

I'd love to say otherwise but I just can't see it myself.

 

Cole's in suspenders suspended.  :bunny:  :hom:  ;D

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Love the true faith preview;

 

Injured

 

Ramage: Cruciate Returns: Aug 2008

 

Doubtful

 

Owen: Groin Returns: 2nd January

Carr: Hamstring Returns: 2nd January

 

Suspensions

 

None

 

In Jail

 

Barton ;D

 

I am going to stick my neck out, a magnificent performance from the Geordie lads, 2-0 to us(Oh I wish, I really do!)

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Is this on any foreign tele?

My computer won't let me access nufc.com for some reason?

 

 

Overseas TV:

C+ Sport 2 Scandinavia

Digit Alb Supersport 1

Fox Sports (Latin America)

Fox Turk

Galaxie Sport

J Sports 3 (Japan)

Show Sports 1 & 2

Sky Calcio 2

Sport 1 (NED)

Sport TV2

Sportklub Slovenia

SportMax

Supersport 3 (Hellas)

Supersport 5 (ZA)

 

 

www.satfootball.com is your friend, by the way.

 

(am I allowed to link to it?)

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