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Are people ready for the erm...5 year plan?


Parky

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No because we're all going to die in 2011.

 

Dead players will be on the bench.

 

Makes a change from them being in the starting XI.

 

:lol:

 

 

That's why he's buying that big freezing thing to keep the corpses fresh for matchday.

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No because we're all going to die in 2011.

 

Dead players will be on the bench.

 

Makes a change from them being in the starting XI.

 

:lol:

 

 

That's why he's buying that big freezing thing to keep the corpses fresh for matchday.

 

Alan Smith inside the penalty box?

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If it means we're going to win the League, FA Cup, and most importantly the Carling Cup in 2011 I'm all for it.

 

I'm yet to see us win a trophy (apart from the famous Intertoto vicotory, the 1997 Irish Cup and a few Northumberland Senior Cup's) in my lifetime, so waiting another 5 years for 3 (and then the Community Shield) won't bother me a bit.

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Yep. If it means 10th, 9th, 8th, 6th, 4th then i'm happy. I'd call that a successful period.

 

We'd gradually improve as Butt and Geremi eventually retire, Allardyce realises Milner is right footed and when Barton completes his prison sentence.

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Yep. If it means 10th, 9th, 8th, 6th, 4th then i'm happy. I'd call that a successful period.

 

We'd gradually improve as Butt and Geremi eventually retire, Allardyce realises Milner is right footed and when Barton completes his prison sentence.

 

:lol:

 

We'll be alright once Ben Tozer and the other 'kids' grow up. :cheesy:

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5 years? It's barely been 5 months and there's talk of him getting sacked, that's the reality. I should think he'll get the rest of the season to show some progress, if he thinks he's going to get a blank cheque for 5 yrs he's in for a rude awakening.

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5 years? It's barely been 5 months and there's talk of him getting sacked, that's the reality. I should think he'll get the rest of the season to show some progress, if he thinks he's going to get a blank cheque for 5 yrs he's in for a rude awakening.

 

I'm in awe of this trick though I must say...It's like you've been in a job for 6 months and your boss says.."Right lets see what you can do Parky"..

 

And I say casually like I posses the greatest secret known to man..."No..no, I have a five year plan".

 

 

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Year 1: Avoid sack

Year 2: Sign a few of those old foreigners (Kluivert?)

Year 3: Finally settle on a starting 11

Year 4: Finish cyborg players

Year 5: Win the lot

 

 

:lol:

 

Year 6: Safe to give Zoggy a game on the left.

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