madras Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 you get the feeling the following happened........................ young slapper out with friends, friends identify bloke over there as titus the footballer, slapper remembers nufc supporting boyfriend talking about titus, therefore titus is still at nufc, back to hotel room, kit off, mid bang "eee i've never shagged a newcastle footballer before"........"i don't play for newcastle anymore,...no no, keep the pigtails in"......she starts dreaming of him playing for man utd or chelsea and her being a wag, "ok........, yeah thats ok there, i havent had a poo since yesterday....so who do you play for ?"......."sunderla........" "GET THE FUCK OFF MEEEEEEEEE....GET THE POLICE. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmatix Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Will this be sung at thier next game? Heeeeeeey, Titus Bramble Ohh.Ahh I wanna knooooooow If you raped that girl OR to the tune of the old Supermac song Titus Bramble Sunderland star How many girls have you raped so far ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KeithKettleborough Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Quotes from his manager on Look North yesterday.....We feel for Titus......... We are right behind him...... We need to put it away. Ok, snippets taken out of the few sentences Bruce muttered but did make me smile Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Legend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Cracked under the pressure of the SJP faithful again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72232.msg2585936.html#msg2585936 I'm always right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 His best match for us ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 All the pain he's caused us in the past, forgiven. Titus Bramble, the man, the legend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 from the gallowgate i could the yellow in the refs hand...........then "nah red". surely i'm not the only one for whom that was the moment. at 3 up if they'd scored the jitters would have set in but titus helped set all our minds at rest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Ah man, when Carroll done him. Beautiful. The Newcastle of the future getting the Newcastle of the past sent off, at SJP. So, SO, good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Cast-iron red btw. Carroll's next touch of the ball was a strike on goal. Forget the 'last man' shite, Carroll was in on goal and he denied a clear goal-scoring opportunity. He was turboshit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Typical Titus just as he starts to look solid he has a nightmare. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Cast-iron red btw. Carroll's next touch of the ball was a strike on goal. Forget the 'last man' shite, Carroll was in on goal and he denied a clear goal-scoring opportunity. He was turboshit. As I pointed out at the time, Shola was goal-side of the closest defender anyway. As clear a goalscoring opportunity as you can get. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 job done agent bramble........... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Typical Titus just as he starts to look solid he has a nightmare. Story of his career isn't it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 He's a defender who got sent off for the second time in his career. It happens to John Terry every season, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 I felt a bit sorry for him TBH, must've been a nightmare. He badly misjudged that tackle though obviously, and he deserved to go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 He's a defender who got sent off for the second time in his career. It happens to John Terry every season, man. but titus finds a way to fuck up on a regular basis Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 What I love about this is that he'll never be forgiven by the Mackem faithful, which means he'll more than likely play shite for them in every game from this day onwards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Absolute imbecile. Was given a nightmarish afternoon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Bramble is on e of those really irritating players - for 85 minutes he looks top PL class and then.... the fact he's continued to play in the top leagues after leaving us shows he has something - just that last 5 minutes is what he is missing.......................... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Looks like he has returned to form. I was reading one of the mackem forums and they were saying how Bramble was going to rape Carroll. Oh how they misjudged that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
summerof69 Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 His best match for us ever. Better than Chelsea ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Hehehe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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