The Media Sweepstake

[Colos Short and Curlies]

Just for fun....

 

Which story next appears on the media Wheel of Fortune?

[Fatwax]

Michael Owen. We're due that sob story.

[Andy]

Whichever one makes it easiest for the cunts to "borrow" comments from our front page and use them out of context.

[Baggio]

Problems between Keegan and Wise.

[Guest Lurkio]

Barton to be charged with Jill Dando murder

[Power NUFC]

it has to be owen next

[nobby_solano]

i would have said oba to arsenal, but with recent events i think they (hopefully) will lay off him for a while.

[BlueStar]

Joey Barton cuts an isolated figure in training.  Next poll, "Who will that isolated figure be?"

[Coxaux]

They might just invent something entirely new.

 

"Taylor threatens to walk out as Bassong scrans the last pie"

 

"Crisis as random ex-Newcastle player predicts trouble"

 

"Newcastle in shock as Ashley flips fans the bird"

 

"They know how to pick them: Danny Guthrie falls on asylum seeker as racial tension grows in the toon camp.

 

"Alan Smith exclusive: I can play football, please don't axe me"

 

"Shola: I can't do the business. Toon rocked by striker revelation"

 

Or something more obvious...

 

"f*** you all you scummy Northern b******"

 

It really is pathetic, just let them get on with it.

 

 

[Colos Short and Curlies]

They might just invent something entirely new.

 

"Taylor threatens to walk out as Bassong scrans the last pie"

 

"Crisis as random ex-Newcastle player predicts trouble"

 

"Newcastle in shock as Ashley flips fans the bird"

 

"They know how to pick them: Danny Guthrie falls on asylum seeker as racial tension grows in the toon camp.

 

"Alan Smith exclusive: I can play football, please don't axe me"

 

"Shola: I can' do the business"

Or something more obvious...

 

"Fuck you all you scummy Northern bastard"

 

It really is pathetic, just let them get on with it.

 

 

 

Italics - missed that one, should have put it in.

 

Bold - thats a Ronnie Gill exclusive (could also insert Taylor there) but was only thinking national media

[Coxaux]

"New boy Colo is a racist/murderer/rapist/thug/flasher/necrophiliac"

[GM]

Gary Glitter Revelation: "Mike Ashley paid me to do it!"

[Liam Liam Liam O]

"Faye asked to leave after the decision to keep Barton"

[GM]

EXCLUSIVE: Mike Ashley Ate My Hamster

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

Newcastle hit by credit crunch.

 

Crisis at Newcastle as the price of fuel means they can't fly in new signing for medical

 

Terror threat:  Mike Ashley plans to bomb Beijing olympics

 

Barton: "I feel for Barry George"

 

Keegan teams up with Milliband to oust Brown

[Nobody]

Owen to Spurs.

[Dave]

Ashley to increase road tax.

[Liam Liam Liam O]

"Toon in match programme price hike shocker."

 

Ashley must go says fans spokesman Frank Gilmour

[Dave]

Ashley to buy up entire NE5 postcode area. Fan said to be incensed.

[Colos Short and Curlies]

Ashley to buy up entire NE5 postcode area. Fan said to be incensed.

 

And move it to London..

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

Ashley to buy up entire NE5 postcode area. Fan said to be incensed.

[mrmojorisin75]

Ashley to buy up entire NE5 postcode area. Fan said to be incensed.

 

 

nice!

[Liam Liam Liam O]

Ashley to buy up entire NE5 postcode area. Fan said to be incensed.

 

As long as he registers it as a trademark as well.........

[dustynrg]

Owen to Man City

[GM]

Barton Goes On Bigg Market Rampage