Colos Short and Curlies Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Just for fun.... Which story next appears on the media Wheel of Fortune? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Michael Owen. We're due that sob story. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Whichever one makes it easiest for the cunts to "borrow" comments from our front page and use them out of context. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Problems between Keegan and Wise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lurkio Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Barton to be charged with Jill Dando murder Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power NUFC Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 it has to be owen next Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 i would have said oba to arsenal, but with recent events i think they (hopefully) will lay off him for a while. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Joey Barton cuts an isolated figure in training. Next poll, "Who will that isolated figure be?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxaux Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 They might just invent something entirely new. "Taylor threatens to walk out as Bassong scrans the last pie" "Crisis as random ex-Newcastle player predicts trouble" "Newcastle in shock as Ashley flips fans the bird" "They know how to pick them: Danny Guthrie falls on asylum seeker as racial tension grows in the toon camp. "Alan Smith exclusive: I can play football, please don't axe me" "Shola: I can't do the business. Toon rocked by striker revelation" Or something more obvious... "f*** you all you scummy Northern b******" It really is pathetic, just let them get on with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 They might just invent something entirely new. "Taylor threatens to walk out as Bassong scrans the last pie" "Crisis as random ex-Newcastle player predicts trouble" "Newcastle in shock as Ashley flips fans the bird" "They know how to pick them: Danny Guthrie falls on asylum seeker as racial tension grows in the toon camp. "Alan Smith exclusive: I can play football, please don't axe me" "Shola: I can' do the business" Or something more obvious... "Fuck you all you scummy Northern bastard" It really is pathetic, just let them get on with it. Italics - missed that one, should have put it in. Bold - thats a Ronnie Gill exclusive (could also insert Taylor there) but was only thinking national media Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxaux Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 "New boy Colo is a racist/murderer/rapist/thug/flasher/necrophiliac" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Gary Glitter Revelation: "Mike Ashley paid me to do it!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 "Faye asked to leave after the decision to keep Barton" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 EXCLUSIVE: Mike Ashley Ate My Hamster Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Newcastle hit by credit crunch. Crisis at Newcastle as the price of fuel means they can't fly in new signing for medical Terror threat: Mike Ashley plans to bomb Beijing olympics Barton: "I feel for Barry George" Keegan teams up with Milliband to oust Brown Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Owen to Spurs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Ashley to increase road tax. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 "Toon in match programme price hike shocker." Ashley must go says fans spokesman Frank Gilmour Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Ashley to buy up entire NE5 postcode area. Fan said to be incensed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Ashley to buy up entire NE5 postcode area. Fan said to be incensed. And move it to London.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Ashley to buy up entire NE5 postcode area. Fan said to be incensed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Ashley to buy up entire NE5 postcode area. Fan said to be incensed. nice! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Ashley to buy up entire NE5 postcode area. Fan said to be incensed. As long as he registers it as a trademark as well......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustynrg Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Owen to Man City Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Barton Goes On Bigg Market Rampage Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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