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I made him on PES, i tired to give him normal stats but the game kept giving him 99 everything, just too good.

 

It may be because it's half 2 in the morning but that actually made me lol. :laugh:

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Guest Stephen927

I made him on PES, i tired to give him normal stats but the game kept giving him 99 everything, just too good.

 

Normal stats and Nile Ranger...

 

Can you now see why that didn't work? :lol:

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Just realised hes going to b on FIFA 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :frantic: :frantic: :clap:

 

He's already on Fifa 09.

 

He's been my arena player for the last 3/4 months!

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*Reads thread, see's how many people have so much hope on Ranger. Looks at FM10 data...*

 

Oh uh...

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Why don't we just send Nile into Derek Lardarses casino with 50p in his pocket?

 

I reckon if he maximises his 'Nile Power' within 20 mins he would have won enough cash to buy NUFC outright and bring all of Real Madrids new signings over for a promotion charge.

The best part would be that Lardarse would be sleeping on the streets after Mr Ranger cleans him out

 

Its a win win setup

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*Reads thread, see's how many people have so much hope on Ranger. Looks at FM10 data...*

 

Oh uh...

 

You're the NUFC researcher on FM2010? You sir, are you not doing your job properly. ;)

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*Reads thread, see's how many people have so much hope on Ranger. Looks at FM10 data...*

 

Oh uh...

 

You're the NUFC researcher on FM2010? You sir, are you not doing your job properly. ;)

 

:kasper: Blame Greg, none of my stuffs been released yet *Makes Nile Ranger CA200 PA-10*

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Guest dazzanufc1892

Just got Ranger on the back of our new beautiful shade of piss strip.

 

Just pray to god the lettering is black, because anything else will look silly. hope he keeps number 46 now, yet again, maybe he should have 75 for the number of goals he will score

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Just got Ranger on the back of our new beautiful shade of piss strip.

 

Just pray to god the lettering is black, because anything else will look silly. hope he keeps number 46 now, yet again, maybe he should have 75 for the number of goals he will score

 

From the online brochure:

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/3456/capturepqq.png

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Just got Ranger on the back of our new beautiful shade of piss strip.

 

Just pray to god the lettering is black, because anything else will look silly. hope he keeps number 46 now, yet again, maybe he should have 75 for the number of goals he will score

 

From the online brochure:

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/3456/capturepqq.png

 

should give him number 10 i reckon, not to knack your shirt or owt like that but RANGER #10 would look well smart  :pow:

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Guest geordienorway

Just realised hes going to b on FIFA 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :frantic: :frantic: :clap:

 

He's already on Fifa 09.

where???

 

Probably in your Playstation.

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Just realised hes going to b on FIFA 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :frantic: :frantic: :clap:

 

He's already on Fifa 09.

where???

 

Newcastle team, in the reserves.

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Guest dazzanufc1892

Surprised there's not more activity in this thread.  If Hughton gives everyone a run out tomorrow then Ranger will play his first ever game for Newcastle.

 

:frantic: :frantic: :frantic:

 

 

 

wonder what the odds are on a ranger hat trick

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Surprised there's not more activity in this thread.  If Hughton gives everyone a run out tomorrow then Ranger will play his first ever game for Newcastle.

 

:frantic: :frantic: :frantic:

 

 

 

wonder what the odds are on a ranger hat trick

 

1/1 I'd imagine.

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Surprised there's not more activity in this thread.  If Hughton gives everyone a run out tomorrow then Ranger will play his first ever game for Newcastle.

 

:frantic: :frantic: :frantic:

 

 

oh god I wish I hadn't read that, now I'll never get to sleep.
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this board will melt down if he scores....

 

just a quick question my fellow rangerites, what will his celebration be like?

 

im thinking he will do 9 back flips to the corner flag, at which point he will tame a lion that is brought out to him proudly by stan collymore and geoff boycott, both fresh from a wife beating session, before nile runs off waving a flag with "ranger for PM" across it

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