Slim Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I never boo newcastle players. But any one who breaks into some ones home i draw the line at. Death is to good for these cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I never boo newcastle players. But any one who breaks into some ones home i draw the line at. Death is to good for these cunts. So you'll boo him (and thus the likes of Barton too)? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I never boo newcastle players. But any one who breaks into some ones home i draw the line at. Death is to good for these c***s. what about drunk drivers ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Can't see any other topics on this. Just saw on SSN we've signed Nile Ranger, a 17 year old who has been at Southampton. HOOO!!!!!!!! I've already posted this in the Alan Smith Thread man!!!!!! Needs merging!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I never boo newcastle players. But any one who breaks into some ones home i draw the line at. Death is to good for these c***s. So you'll boo him (and thus the likes of Barton too)? Sure if you want Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I never boo newcastle players. But any one who breaks into some ones home i draw the line at. I think "robbing" in this instance is probably mugging someone, probably some other little oik of his phone/trainers/bumbaclarts, rather than burglerizing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I never boo newcastle players. But any one who breaks into some ones home i draw the line at. Death is to good for these c***s. So you'll boo him (and thus the likes of Barton too)? Sure if you want Oh dear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Quote from: Young Nile on the Myspace on Today at 14:40:47 igghttt mannns 15 init but im on disss ting trusss dnt fink coz ive made a wifey riddim intro mannns not on dis ting coz dat aint the case but i try stay out of as much trouble as i can coz gud boiiis live rude boiiis die dats the sayin i always grew up wid but yh skip dat. mannns tryin to take footy serious coz i wanna make sum pea f**k the street ting its really long 4 me might shubz it off now and again u see it but yh if u wanna kno where i play its upfront dutty striker about 4 goals a game minimum maximum 7or 8 one of dem but my weakness is most definatly girls and my 2nd weakness is losing i flippin hate losing but i hardly lose at anything coz im a big bumbaclart duppy mannnnnnn but yh im gona update dis sh*t wen i get the hang off it.but u aint heard the last of me sho sho 4 now Laughing Laughing Poor kid, someone gave him an Ali-G DVD when he was 10 or suumfink and he styled himself on it coz he thought it was the way of the streets.. ..innit. Good grief, seriously, that's a product of the British education system. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I thought i was down with the kids...i had no idea it ment this! a man who indulges in sexual activities such as CBT and felching with many different men at once. Nile Ranger got bumbaclarted and felched by russel and the ginger crew in sainsburies car park Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I thought i was down with the kids...i had no idea it ment this! a man who indulges in sexual activities such as CBT and felching with many different men at once. Nile Ranger got bumbaclarted and felched by russel and the ginger crew in sainsburies car park get a grip ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 From his myspace Quote from: Young Nile on the Myspace on Today at 14:40:47 igghttt mannns 15 init but im on disss ting trusss dnt fink coz ive made a wifey riddim intro mannns not on dis ting coz dat aint the case but i try stay out of as much trouble as i can coz gud boiiis live rude boiiis die dats the sayin i always grew up wid but yh skip dat. mannns tryin to take footy serious coz i wanna make sum pea f**k the street ting its really long 4 me might shubz it off now and again u see it but yh if u wanna kno where i play its upfront dutty striker about 4 goals a game minimum maximum 7or 8 one of dem but my weakness is most definatly girls and my 2nd weakness is losing i flippin hate losing but i hardly lose at anything coz im a big bumbaclart duppy mannnnnnn but yh im gona update dis sh*t wen i get the hang off it.but u aint heard the last of me sho sho 4 now Laughing Laughing Sounds like a cunt fuck me, I hope his first two weeks of training are nothing but being backhanded by Faye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 This is what we've signed: http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01562/06/02/1562422060_l.gif My nightmares will now consist of him breaking into the first XI and chants from the stands going "Ranger, Ranger! Superman that hoe!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 This is what we've signed: http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01562/06/02/1562422060_l.gif My nightmares will now consist of him breaking into the first XI and chants from the stands going "Ranger, Ranger! Superman that hoe!" Your avatar combine with this gif says it all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 He'll be logging is soon to see what the fans are saying about him.. ..hope he's not the suicidal type. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I wonder if he's any good at football? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Wasn't a lack of ability that got him released from Southampton. He's a cunt is what. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Quote from: Young Nile on the Myspace on Today at 14:40:47 igghttt mannns 15 init but im on disss ting trusss dnt fink coz ive made a wifey riddim intro mannns not on dis ting coz dat aint the case but i try stay out of as much trouble as i can coz gud boiiis live rude boiiis die dats the sayin i always grew up wid but yh skip dat. mannns tryin to take footy serious coz i wanna make sum pea f**k the street ting its really long 4 me might shubz it off now and again u see it but yh if u wanna kno where i play its upfront dutty striker about 4 goals a game minimum maximum 7or 8 one of dem but my weakness is most definatly girls and my 2nd weakness is losing i flippin hate losing but i hardly lose at anything coz im a big bumbaclart duppy mannnnnnn but yh im gona update dis sh*t wen i get the hang off it.but u aint heard the last of me sho sho 4 now Laughing Laughing Let's try... I am 15, isn't it? but I am on this thing but just don't think because I have made a girly, rhythm based musical intro to my page that I am not on this thing because that ain't the case but I try (to) stay out of as much trouble as I can because good boys live, rude boys die, that (is) the saying I always grew up with but yes, skip that. (I) am trying to take football seriously because I want to make some peace f**k the street thing it is really long for me might shut it off now and again you see it but yeah if you want to know where I play, it is upfront dirty striker. (I get) about 4 goals a game (at the) minimum (and) maximum (of) 7 or 8 of them but my weakness is most definitely girls and my second weakness is losing. I flipping hate losing but I hardly lose at anything because I am a big [move]BUMBACLART[/move] man but yeah I am going (to) update this sh*t when I get the hang of it but you ain't hear the last of me. go away horses for now. Laughing Laughing. xxx - waiting for some awesome individual to help in filling in the missing word As a South London based Magpie, I feel obliged to at least try to translate this - our streets our littered with these fine folk to whom mobile phones are like a ring to gollum. "I am 15 years of age, but please, trust me, because I really am on this (I think this is South London for "I know what I'm doing"/"This is what I want to do"/"I want to succeed"/"I'm a twat on pills"). Just because I have a strange introduction, don't think I'm not on this, because it quite simply isn't the case, and I do try to stay out of trouble as much as possible - good boys live and rude boys die, don't you know. That's the saying I grew up with - but skip that! I'm trying to take my football as seriously as possible. I want to make some peace, forget that street nonsense, although I might show it off now and again (for my bredren, evidently). Anyway, if you want to know where I play, it's up front - I'm a lethal striker. I get a minimum of 4 goals a game and maximum of 7 or 8. My biggest weakness is girls (mannnssss got get sum pussy innit) and my second is losing. I hate losing, but it's not a problem, because it so rarely happens because I'm a (I'm at a total loss as to bumbaclart duppy mannnn, sorry - I'll take a stab and say amazingly talented and handsome individual)! I shall update my page when I get the hang of it. Don't think you've heard the last of me! There's a reason they called me Captain Streetwise at school. In all seriousness, what an absolute cretin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 This is what we've signed: http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01562/06/02/1562422060_l.gif My nightmares will now consist of him breaking into the first XI and chants from the stands going "Ranger, Ranger! Superman that hoe!" Your avatar combine with this gif says it all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 What exactly is a "dutty custard" anyway? Urban Dictionary's most relevant results say; Dutty Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent Custard When a female, laughs/coughs/sneezes, while she is on her period and a little bit of period blood comes out her vagina. So we've signed some dirty period blood? Still better than Smith I reckon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 What exactly is a "dutty custard" anyway? I was thinking the same thing. Thank god we have our agents in the South to help us out on these translations. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 What exactly is a "dutty custard" anyway? dutty is when something or someone is dirty i think custard is one of these: When a female, laughs/coughs/sneezes, while she is on her period and a little bit of period blood comes out her vagina. "Stop making me laugh, i just custarded" someone who is a bit of a Cunt and a bit of a bastard Seminal male ejaculate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 He'll be logging is soon to see what the fans are saying about him.. ..hope he's not the suicidal type. http://a619.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/87/l_57b89ccccc521c2d589777d9d030d66a.gif Any teenager feeling obliged to make tons of gifs of himself and post them on his myspace seems a bit sucidal to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I keep on reading this title as Nike Ranger and thinking it's some form of football boot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 He'll be logging is soon to see what the fans are saying about him.. ..hope he's not the suicidal type. http://a619.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/87/l_57b89ccccc521c2d589777d9d030d66a.gif Any teenager feeling obliged to make tons of gifs of himself and post them on his myspace seems a bit sucidal to me. How can you not think he's cool??? Altho he does have a very rent boy face on that gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Everytime I see the title I think we've just signed some Egyptian international who playes for the Nile Rangers. Kaizero: Might as well post all of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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