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yes blood i am well signing for the toon innit!! me and craig david  from southampton gonna get a re re wind, im proper bo me !!!

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Quote from: Young Nile on the Myspace on Today at 14:40:47

 

igghttt mannns 15 init but im on disss ting trusss dnt fink coz ive made a wifey riddim intro mannns not on dis ting coz dat aint the case but i try stay out of as much trouble as i can coz gud boiiis live rude boiiis die dats the sayin i always grew up wid but yh skip dat. mannns tryin to take footy serious coz i wanna make sum pea f**k the street ting its really long 4 me might shubz it off now and again u see it but yh if u wanna kno where i play its upfront dutty striker about 4 goals a game minimum maximum 7or 8 one of dem but my weakness is most definatly girls and my 2nd weakness is losing i flippin hate losing but i hardly lose at anything coz im a big bumbaclart duppy mannnnnnn but yh im gona update dis sh*t wen i get the hang off it.but u aint heard the last of me sho sho 4 now Laughing Laughing

 

Let's try...

 

I am 15, isn't it? but I am on this thing but just don't think because I have made a girly, rhythm based musical intro to my page that I am not on this thing because that ain't the case but I try (to) stay out of as much trouble as I can because good boys live, rude boys die, that (is) the saying I always grew up with but yes, skip that. (I) am trying to take football seriously because I want to make some peace f**k the street thing it is really long for me might shut it off now and again you see it but yeah if you want to know where I play, it is upfront dirty striker. (I get) about 4 goals a game (at the) minimum (and) maximum (of) 7 or 8 of them but my weakness is most definitely girls and my second weakness is losing. I flipping hate losing but I hardly lose at anything because I am a big [move]BUMBACLART[/move] man but yeah I am going (to) update this sh*t when I get the hang of it but you ain't hear the last of me. go away horses for now. Laughing Laughing.

 

 

xxx - waiting for some awesome individual to help in filling in the missing word

 

As a South London based Magpie, I feel obliged to at least try to translate this - our streets our littered with these fine folk to whom mobile phones are like a ring to gollum.

 

"I am 15 years of age, but please, trust me, because I really am on this (I think this is South London for "I know what I'm doing"/"This is what I want to do"/"I want to succeed"/"I'm a t*** on pills"). Just because I have a strange introduction, don't think I'm not on this, because it quite simply isn't the case, and I do try to stay out of trouble as much as possible - good boys live and rude boys die, don't you know. That's the saying I grew up with - but skip that! I'm trying to take my football as seriously as possible. I want to make some peace, forget that street nonsense, although I might show it off now and again (for my bredren, evidently). Anyway, if you want to know where I play, it's up front - I'm a lethal striker. I get a minimum of 4 goals a game and maximum of 7 or 8. My biggest weakness is girls (mannnssss got get sum pussy innit) and my second is losing. I hate losing, but it's not a problem, because it so rarely happens because I'm a (I'm at a total loss as to bumbaclart duppy mannnn, sorry - I'll take a stab and say amazingly talented and handsome individual)! I shall update my page when I get the hang of it. Don't think you've heard the last of me!

 

There's a reason they called me Captain Streetwise at school.

 

In all seriousness, what an absolute cretin.

 

That was an awesome translation there ! Thanks.

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"yeh man you rasclat it is derogtary term that is often used by white honkies to talk to west indians and they think its clever.

it all depends really in what context you use it and when,some times it will be used with no ill will intended and does not always offend our black brothers if are known to them"

 

 

what kind of tosspot goes on about racism then calls white people "honkies" :knuppel2:

 

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"yeh man you rasclat it is derogtary term that is often used by white honkies to talk to west indians and they think its clever.

it all depends really in what context you use it and when,some times it will be used with no ill will intended and does not always offend our black brothers if are known to them"

 

 

what kind of tosspot goes on about racism then calls white people "honkies" :knuppel2:

 

 

CRACKA-ASS cRACKA!

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Has anyone actually seen him play? and I don't mean in a rap battle :lol:

 

I have, I think. Either way, someone I know who's seen him a lot reckons he's decent but not uber-talented to make Southampton keep him despite his cuntishness. Wouldn't have been released if he could behave, though.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Scored today, and was a major influence.

 

Reserves?  :undecided:

 

U18s.

 

2-2 draw at Leicester. Zamblera got the other one.

 

Did you watch the whole 90 mins?

 

No, I'm just quoting the match report on .cock.

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