The College Dropout Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I wish he'd learn to walk so that he doesn't look like he's got a limp. He has this way of walking which just makes him look injured. Every time he set off on a run last night I was convinced he was struggling after it, but apparently not. I think we should have something in place where he gives the thumbs-up to the crowd after every bit of action he's involved in to reassure us he's ok. bluebigrazz.gif He sort of staggers doesn't he. His legs seem to struggle to walk even though his expression suggests other wise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPL Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 No one posted the article on the site yet? or have i missed it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Staggering! Freak Eye Injury Setback For Star KIERON Dyer has suffered a freak training ground eye injury that will see the Newcastle United ace back on the sidelines for a short while. The fleet-footed Magpies star made his long-awaited comeback as a substitute in Wednesday's 3-0 Carling Cup win over Portsmouth at St. James' Park, and was looking forward to another Gallowgate run-out in Saturday's visit of Charlton Athletic. But the England man's hopes were cruelly dashed by an unfortunate accident while training on Friday morning. Manager Glenn Roeder told nufc.co.uk: "Kieron took a knock to his left eye on Friday morning in what can only be described as a freak accident. "We immediately took him to see a specialist and his advice was that he needs to rest and not to take part in any contact training for at least two weeks. "Kieron doesn't deserve such wretched luck to happen little more than a day after getting back out on the pitch against Portsmouth, when for 30 minutes he showed the kind of electric pace and ability that we know he's capable of. "It's such cruel luck to be robbed of his services, but we've just got to stand up and be counted and move forward in a positive way, starting with Charlton on Saturday." http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~918948,00.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Laugh or Cry? Fucking hell man. :roll: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobby peru Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 unbe-fookin-lievable! :wullie: bluesigh.gif :roll: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha good god. I laughed for ten minutes straight. Feel bad for him, but that's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Fucking arsehole cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChickenKiev Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Dyer fit for the season and playing well would be welcomed in any premiership league squad. Think you could say that for any player :winking: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garth Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 This sems to be so typical of Dyer!, still can't help but feel for the lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Got to laugh tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron von Fat Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 What a waster. I bet he is feigning the severity of this injury just so he can pick up his inflated pay packet for doing nothing then proceed to burn it on his nights out in front of people, 50 pounds at a time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 "A knock to his left eye" - hope someone smacked him tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 oh dear lord..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lazy Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Can't help but laugh really, such an unlucky guy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 What the fuck??? Freak accident? Was he wearing his bling on the pitch and blinded by the sun's reflection? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Christ on a bike Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Fucking arsehole cunt. If he hurt his eye doing that, then he's going about it all the wrong way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Fucking arsehole cunt. If he hurt his eye doing that, then he's going about it all the wrong way. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Hey, so this time Dyer last for 30 mins. What's next? 10 mins and retire? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamesD Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 i think its time to consider the posibilty that god does not like keiron dyer or NUFC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Its a curse it has to be, the poor lad must be devistated how much bad luck can one person have. blueeek.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Does anyone actually know what happened or is it being kept under wraps to reduce ridicule? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Probably walked into a door. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Its a curse it has to be, the poor lad must be devistated how much bad luck can one person have. blueeek.gif Wish I had his bad luck tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DazzaNufc1892 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 probably caught a tit in the eye from bramble when challenging for the ball Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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