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No one remember how shit Barton was for 90% of last season? And that he's not long out of PRISON? How can anyone want to start him in our biggest game of the season? I can't see anything other than a red card waiting to happen.

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No one remember how shit Barton was for 90% of last season? And that he's not long out of PRISON? How can anyone want to start him in our biggest game of the season? I can't see anything other than a red card waiting to happen.

This does worry me a little bit, not his lack of match fitness but the red card element.  I think his fitness will be fine, he's been training the entire time, but remember when Keegan brought him on against Arsenal?  He clearly has something to prove and the way he usually tries to prove things is by being overly aggressive.  Add that to the derby atmosphere, and I'd start him on the bench, bringing him in if we need a bit more fire, passion, and legs through the midfield.

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I hope that we only start Jonas or play him at all if he's 100% healed and not risking a possible injury setback because of playing him too early..He's too important for us to loose him for a longer time on the treatment table...

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                        Given

 

Beye        Taylor        Coloccini    Bassong

 

Jonas          Barton          Guthrie      Zog

 

                                      Duff

                          Oba

 

Subs:

Harper

Stroller

Butt

Carroll

Cacapa

Geremi

Ranger.

 

YEP.

                         

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It's reading the stuff in the media about "will Barton start, will he not" now that I appreciate what a masterstroke Keegan pulled when he brought Barton on against Arsenal. There's no tripe about him getting his first appearance out of jail, or about how fans will react, or anything like that.

In fact, they seem to have stopped the ethic questioning they were piling on a few months ago. And Barton coming back in a Tyne-Wear derby means the limelight is off him quite a bit, as this is our 'most important game' etc.

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Wor me lads, you should have seen them gannin

Gannin to st james park,

With boycoutt flags and banners,

The fans are shite, their not too bright

The lasses have ugly faces,

We seen you all on sky sports news,

The crowd outside St James

...

The toon's enraged, they've been betrayed,

They want a resignation,

The shares have fell, they cannot spell,

The Championship their destination,

And down the road,

Quinn and Keane are planning a celebration,

Beating the magpie scum and

Newcastle's relegation

...

Wor me lads, all the toons a gannin

Gannin back to St James Park,

To see the public hanging

Ashley and Wise, strung up by the balls

With a pair of Keegans laces

Oh what a beautuful thing to see

Their smiles wiped off their faces

 

A mackem ditty doing the rounds

 

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Wor me lads, you should have seen them gannin

Gannin to st james park,

With boycoutt flags and banners,

The fans are s****, their not too bright

The lasses have ugly faces,

We seen you all on sky sports news,

The crowd outside St James

...

The toon's enraged, they've been betrayed,

They want a resignation,

The shares have fell, they cannot spell,

The Championship their destination,

And down the road,

Quinn and Keane are planning a celebration,

Beating the magpie scum and

Newcastle's relegation

...

Wor me lads, all the toons a gannin

Gannin back to St James Park,

To see the public hanging

Ashley and Wise, strung up by the balls

With a pair of Keegans laces

Oh what a beautuful thing to see

Their smiles wiped off their faces

 

A mackem ditty doing the rounds

 

that is fucking gash tbf like no two ways about it
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Wor me lads, you should have seen them gannin

Gannin to st james park,

With boycoutt flags and banners,

The fans are s****, their not too bright

The lasses have ugly faces,

We seen you all on sky sports news,

The crowd outside St James

...

The toon's enraged, they've been betrayed,

They want a resignation,

The shares have fell, they cannot spell,

The Championship their destination,

And down the road,

Quinn and Keane are planning a celebration,

Beating the magpie scum and

Newcastle's relegation

...

Wor me lads, all the toons a gannin

Gannin back to St James Park,

To see the public hanging

Ashley and Wise, strung up by the balls

With a pair of Keegans laces

Oh what a beautuful thing to see

Their smiles wiped off their faces

 

A mackem ditty doing the rounds

 

that is f***ing gash tbf like no two ways about it

 

I prefer this:

 

Dwight Yorke, whoever he may be,

Jordans a slut and his kid can't see,

he's small and fat, and carries HIV,

And we are the famous Toon army!

 

Roy Keane, Whoever he may be,

you w*nk dogs in your own country,

but it could be worse and you could be a smog,

wanking your kid instead of your dog.

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Mackems at work are unusually bullish about the game. They're not quite sure what to do because they've always been the underdog - now they're expecting to win and they don't know how to react.

 

Still quietly confident personally. :)

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Wor me lads, you should have seen them gannin

Gannin to st james park,

With boycoutt flags and banners,

The fans are s****, their not too bright

The lasses have ugly faces,

We seen you all on sky sports news,

The crowd outside St James

...

The toon's enraged, they've been betrayed,

They want a resignation,

The shares have fell, they cannot spell,

The Championship their destination,

And down the road,

Quinn and Keane are planning a celebration,

Beating the magpie scum and

Newcastle's relegation

...

Wor me lads, all the toons a gannin

Gannin back to St James Park,

To see the public hanging

Ashley and Wise, strung up by the balls

With a pair of Keegans laces

Oh what a beautuful thing to see

Their smiles wiped off their faces

 

A mackem ditty doing the rounds

 

that is f***ing gash tbf like no two ways about it

 

I prefer this:

Dwight Yorke, whoever he may be,

Jordans a slut and his kid can't see,

he's small and fat, and carries HIV,

And we are the famous Toon army!

 

:kasper: :kasper:
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I'm nervous about this game.

 

I always feel nervous before these games man!

 

I will miss being in the away end this time, I am nearly crying with emotion when I see the lads run out against the shit & the place has pure hatred for the team & the few thousand of us in th SOL.  Once the game starts I am okay but that bit before is what football is all about.

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I prefer this:

 

Dwight Yorke, whoever he may be,

Jordans a slut and his kid can't see,

he's small and fat, and carries HIV,

And we are the famous Toon army!

 

Roy Keane, Whoever he may be,

you w*nk dogs in your own country,

but it could be worse and you could be a smog,

wanking your kid instead of your dog.

 

:D :D

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Mackems at work are unusually bullish about the game. They're not quite sure what to do because they've always been the underdog - now they're expecting to win and they don't know how to react.

 

Still quietly confident personally. :)

 

Same here. The Filth have added some erratic quality like Cisse to their team which gives them something to threaten the opposition with, but they are still lop-sided and struggling for goals. Add to that the pressure of being expected to win at home and our new found self belief and I think we can get at least a draw. If Kenwyn Jones is playing we'll need to be quite cute about our defending.

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Just seen Keane's interview about Mike Riley being named the ref. Whining about how they've been harshly treated this season and how it's up to Riley "to put things right".  :lol:

 

He's fucking shitting himself.  :coolsmiley:

 

 

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