Thespence Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 I'd rather f***ing drink my cats vomit than see James Beattie sign for us. I will bring the glass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 I'd rather fucking drink my cats vomit than see James Beattie sign for us. Yeah, but you'd boo Mido if we signed him, so no-one gives a shit what you think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Riise was in Newcastle today apparently. Says who? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 I'd rather f***ing drink my cats vomit than see James Beattie sign for us. Yeah, but you'd boo Mido if we signed him, so no-one gives a s*** what you think. If we play Mido up front with Beattie the ? is can Jawsome boo while drinking his own sick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Hull, Fulham, Newcastle and Blackburn have also shown interest in the former England forward and could yet table bids but may struggle to meet Beattie's wage demands. The striker is on £20,000 a week plus bonuses http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1111102/Stoke-press-Blades-seal-4m-Beattie-deal.html How times have changed Don't be so silly But it's so fun when someone bites But its so silly! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Riise was in Newcastle today apparently. Says who? Fatwax Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 JAR is f***ing gash, would much rather stick with Jose. True dat. An occasional hammer is all he has. Slower and less of a dribbler than Enrique. Cannot believe anybody would have that ginger freckleface over Enrique. Spot on, some people seem to be completely sold on him by his ability to hit a ball very hard. How often was that even effective? Always thought he was an average defender even in his prime. In fairness, he pretty much brought Tyler and Gray to climax with that rocket goal against Man Utd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Riise was in Newcastle today apparently. Says who? Fatwax Do you mean fuck off? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Riise was in Newcastle today apparently. Says who? Got a text from a mate. He's been bang on about every other thing he's told me about in the past like, so it could have legs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Riise was in Newcastle today apparently. Says who? Fatwax Do you mean fuck off? Em no, I meant Fatwax the poster Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Bellamy is also in Newcastle, lets hope he gets to the fucker first. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kaizero Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 I don't see how Riise is an improvement of anything though. Only thing would be he might give a little more coming forward than Enrique, otherwise I'd say they're pretty evenly match ability wise at the moment. With the exception that Enrique has potential and Riise's ability is declining. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Someone on Skunkers saying we've hijacked Stoke's bid for James Beattie. Hope to fuck it's a pile of shite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Someone on Skunkers saying we've hijacked Stoke's bid for James Beattie. Hope to fuck it's a pile of shite Already been mentioned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 That rumour was mentioned on here earlier from another source. Fucking awful signing if true, utterly pointless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago_shearer Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 James Beattie, that has to be a joke. A bad one. It would take real effort to make that sort of mistake. That would go beyond mere managerial/administrative incompetence and border on deliberate sabotage of the club. Why aren't we being linked with central midfielders? Has no one noticed that Nicky Butt is about 47 years old? Does he have to wear a sign that says "PAST IT" for someone in charge to notice? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 James Beattie, that has to be a joke. A bad one. It would take real effort to make that sort of mistake. That would go beyond mere managerial/administrative incompetence and border on deliberate sabotage of the club. Why aren't we being linked with central midfielders? Has no one noticed that Nicky Butt is about 47 years old? Does he have to wear a sign that says "PAST IT" for someone in charge to notice? Even then they'll probably imagine that he's just trying to tell people that he passed the ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Riise and Beattie? Someones got to be on the wind up, I just hope that they're not involved in the transfer at the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE5 Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 sorry to piss on your chips lads but Newcastle United have never in their entire history signed top quality footballers from other top clubs like other top clubs do or appointed top managers from other top clubs do either until the last 16 years. Hope that helps the expectations that you all have. Maybe in 20 years time the last decade and a half will be looked back on in the context it deserves. Hopefully not like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 sorry to piss on your chips lads but Newcastle United have never in their entire history signed top quality footballers from other top clubs like other top clubs do or appointed top managers from other top clubs do either until the last 16 years. Hope that helps the expectations that you all have. Maybe in 20 years time the last decade and a half will be looked back on in the context it deserves. Hopefully not like. Christ man, you are like the kid at the birthday party who hands over the present and goes, "Its a pencil case". Take all the mystique away. Do you enjoy being a miserable bugger? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredbob Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 sorry to piss on your chips lads but Newcastle United have never in their entire history signed top quality footballers from other top clubs like other top clubs do or appointed top managers from other top clubs do either until the last 16 years. Hope that helps the expectations that you all have. Maybe in 20 years time the last decade and a half will be looked back on in the context it deserves. Hopefully not like. So whats your point? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mantis Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 sorry to piss on your chips lads but Newcastle United have never in their entire history signed top quality footballers from other top clubs like other top clubs do or appointed top managers from other top clubs do either until the last 16 years. Hope that helps the expectations that you all have. Maybe in 20 years time the last decade and a half will be looked back on in the context it deserves. Hopefully not like. Wouldn't Shearer, Asprilla and Owen contradict your point? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VegasToon Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 From Bassong, Colo, Jonas and Guthrie, to Riise, Ferguson and Beattie, the contrast is horrible We need players. As long as we don't trade them for someone off our current squad. I would be happy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Newcastle To Rival Olympique Marseille For Werder Striker Sanogo Newcastle are said to be planning to snatch unsettled Werder Bremen forward Boubacar Sanogo out from under the grasps of Olympique Marseille... Newcastle have upped their interest in wantaway Werder Bremen striker Boubacar Sanogo, according to the latest reports from Germany. The Ivory Coast international has found first team chances at the Weserstadion hard to come by since his €4.5million move from Hamburg two years ago, and has already gone on record as saying that he wants to prove himself in England. Werder have denied receiving any formal approach for the 25-year-old as of yet, but the indications are that they are open to offers. The powerful forward has also been heavily linked with Olympique Marseille of late, and certainly did more than just bat his eyelashes in their direction when he told Foot01: “I am happy at Werder but I am African and it is always good to play close to the Mediterranean and Marseille are the most loved team in Africa." Sanogo has managed just eight appearances for Werder this season as he has been shuffled behind Marcus Rosenberg and the prolific Claudio Pizzarro in the German outfit’s striking order. http://www.goal.com/en/news/776/werder-bremen/2009/01/09/1051786/newcastle-to-rival-olympique-marseille-for-werder-striker-sanogo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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