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Sundays: Myths, Lies and Downright Stupidity


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NEWS OF THE WORLD:

 

Rafa Benitez will reject Real Madrid for a third time to sign a two-year extension to his deal at Liverpool.

 

David Moyes is ready to offer Joseph Yobo a new contract.

 

Middlesbrough are set to spark a three-way battle for Stewart Downing by selling him in January.

 

Middlesbrough, Newcastle and Sunderland all want Charlton teen ace Jonjo Shelvey.

 

Harry Redknapp is eyeing a January bid for Manchester City's Elano.

 

Bolton are favourites to nab Bristol Rovers striker Rickie Lambert for £1million.

 

Aston Villa are set to make a £7million raid for Wigan midfielder Antonio Valencia.

 

Theo Walcott could be back in action two months ahead of schedule.

 

Everton have started moves to bring Lukas Podolski to Goodison Park.

 

Wolves goalkeeper Carl Ikeme is a target for Spurs and Blackburn.

 

Wycombe have rejected a £100,000 bid from Colchester for Mike Williamson.

 

THE PEOPLE

 

Paul Ince's job at Blackburn is under serious threat.

 

Sunderland have started a secret search to find Roy Keane's successor.

 

Liverpool are set to land Gabriel Heinze in January.

 

Newcastle have launched a bid to sign Everton defender Leighton Baines on loan.

 

Tottenham will step up their bid to sign Richard Dunne in January.

 

Middlesbrough could move for Aidan McGeady if Stewart Downing is sold in January.

 

Lee Clark is set to become the new boss of Huddersfield.

 

Arsenal are eyeing a £4million move for FC Twente star Eljero Elia.

 

Bolton boss Gary Megson is switching his attention to Derby's highly-rated Miles Addison after Swansea midfielder Ferrie Bodde picked up a knee injury.

 

Everton are set to land Lukas Podolski for £5million.

 

Blackburn face a fight to sign Austrian scoring sensation Marc Janko.

 

Richard Wood and Tommy Spurr will be handed new deals by Sheffield Wednesday.

 

West Brom striker Craig Beattie is set to seal a permanent deal at Crystal Palace.

 

Southampton boss Jan Poortvliet plans to sign Walsall star Anthony Gerrard.

 

Newcastle are lining up another move for France international Bafetimbi Gomis.

 

Burnley are trying to raise the cash to sign Manchester United full-back David Gray.

 

Hull and West Brom both want Manchester City midfielder Didi Hamann.

 

DAILY STAR SUNDAY

 

Arsene Wenger is under increased pressure from his board to sell William Gallas in January.

 

Manchester City are facing a battle to keep Robinho at Eastlands.

 

Arsenal are eyeing FC Twente winger Eljero Elia.

 

Chelsea are giving trials to Uzbekistan midfielder Server Djeparov and UAE ace Ahmed Khalil.

 

Aston Villa are lining up Wigan star Antonio Valencia in a £7million January deal.

 

Charlton will sign Keith Gillespie in a permanent deal in January.

 

Paris St Germain and Bayern Munich both want Newcastle's Charles N'Zogbia.

Norway defender Tore Reginiussen has turned down an extended trial at Blackburn.

 

Sunderland defender Pascal Chimbonda is keen to join Lyon.

 

Carlos Tevez is heading to Real Madrid.

 

Marseille defender Taye Taiwo wants to join Manchester City in January.

 

Manchester City remain confident Daniel Sturridge will sign a new long-term contract.

 

Manchester City are leading the race for Bayern Munich winger Lukas Podoiski.

 

Richard Dunne is a £6million January target for Roma and Juventus.

 

SUNDAY MIRROR

 

Tottenham are set to make an audacious swoop for former Arsenal captain William Gallas.

 

Billy Davies is set to take over at Nottingham Forest in the next 24 hours.

 

French champions Lyon want to rescue Pascal Chimbonda from his Sunderland nightmare.

 

Aston Villa are lining up a £7million raid for Wigan winger Antonio Valencia.

 

Manchester United have joined the queue of clubs interested in Sheffield United starlet Kyle Naughton.

 

SUNDAY EXPRESS

 

Carlos Tevez is heading to Real Madrid as Manchester United continue to delay signing the striker in a permanent deal.

 

Newcastle boss Joe Kinnear has been told he will not have any money to spend in January.

 

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is under increased pressure from his board to throw William Gallas out of the club in the New Year.

 

SUNDAY MAIL

 

Celtic chief executive Peter Lawwell has vowed to bring in new faces in January.

http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,16368,2483_4570948,00.html

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'Sunderland have started a secret search to find Roy Keane's successor'

 

:lol:

 

 

they were having a good cry on the century phone in last night.

to think Gary Rowel was talking about europe after they beat us, :lol:

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Guest Stephen927

I like how it says Kinnear will have no money, when Kinnear has already said some money will be made available, or did I imagine that?

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Guest toonlass

'Sunderland have started a secret search to find Roy Keane's successor'

 

:lol:

 

 

Its not really that secret if its in the people is it?

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Guest The Wise Guy

Roy Keane has done a brilliant job at Sunderland after he took over the club and Im not trying to sound sarcastic here. I dont know why Sunderland might be thinking of firing him.

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they were having a good cry on the century phone in last night.

to think Gary Rowel was talking about europe after they beat us, :lol:

Anything that upsets and shows up that makem t**t Rowell cheers ME up !

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Elsewhere at St James' Park, Michael Owen could return to Anfield for a cut-price £2m. (News of the World)

 

I'm surprised the didn't say we offered to pay Liverpool £3m to take him off our hands.

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MIKE ASHLEY DEBT SHOCK

Billionaire Toon boss hasn't paid off the full £100million

 

By MARTIN HARDY, 29/11/2008

WOULD-BE buyers of Newcastle have been told Mike Ashley has NOT cleared all of the club’s debt.

 

A potential buy-out collapsed 10 days ago with Ashley unable to agree a fee with an American company.

 

It had been thought that the Sports Direct billionaire had wiped out the £100million debt he inherited from outgoing chairman Freddy Shepherd last year.

 

But Sport of the World has learned that he has, in fact, only serviced part of that figure.

 

Now Ashley, who gave Joe Kinnear a contract until the end of the season on Friday, may return to full power.

 

He has not been to a game at St James’ Park since his spectacular row with Kevin Keegan in September.

 

But he has told Kinnear he believes the way will be cleared for a dramatic return if he spends in the January transfer window.

 

Kinnear said: “Mike has suggested to me he will come back and I’ve said to him: ‘Why not? It’s still your club.’

 

“He said: ‘Once everything dies down I’ll see.’

 

“I think he will come to games again and I would like him to get a good reception.”

 

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/football/87464/MIKE-ASHLEY-DEBT-SHOCK-Billionaire-Toon-boss-hasnt-cleared-all-clubs-debts.html

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It is all PR building.

 

JFK insult KK about training & see if that pisses the mob off.

 

Wisey  popping up Norf to show his face around the training ground to see if any KK sympathizers in the squad say out.

He then shows his face at a reserve game at SJP.  Then Dennis pops up at 1st team game at Stamford Bridge.

 

JFK mentioning more & more about Ashley coming back to games. It all leads to Ashley showing his face at game around Crimbo.

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It is all PR building.

 

JFK insult KK about training & see if that pisses the mob off.

 

Wisey  popping up Norf to show his face around the training ground to see if any KK sympathizers in the squad say out.

He then shows his face at a reserve game at SJP.  Then Dennis pops up at 1st team game at Stamford Bridge.

 

JFK mentioning more & more about Ashley coming back to games. It all leads to Ashley showing his face at game around Crimbo.

 

???

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It is all PR building.

 

JFK insult KK about training & see if that pisses the mob off.

 

Wisey  popping up Norf to show his face around the training ground to see if any KK sympathizers in the squad say out.

He then shows his face at a reserve game at SJP.  Then Dennis pops up at 1st team game at Stamford Bridge.

 

JFK mentioning more & more about Ashley coming back to games. It all leads to Ashley showing his face at game around Crimbo.

 

???

 

JFK said in an interview with Andy Dunn in NOTW "“Previous training was more or less the old five-a-sides and head tennis. There was probably other stuff as well but we’ve tightened up on sessions and I think they have gone down very well.”

 

 

I have found the link, IIRC it was from a few weeks ago: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/65112/FANS-FIGHT-FRIENDSHIP-FAITH-Joe-Kinnear-reveals-his-new-Toon-F-words.html

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A good few papers are running the "Ashley return" stories. Suppose we'll see if there's any substance to it.

 

Perhaps he'll give Wise the bullet to appease supporters and then take his seat back at SJP. Plenty will buy it.

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