Thespence Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Wearing jeans and a dark hooded top, Carroll left Tynedale Magistrates Court in Hexham, Northumberland http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/welcome-to-the-family-nolan-gets-a-new-house-guest-2110313.html ***CRINGE*** I know he is regular at court but he should at least whack on some top notch threads. I feel the same way when I see some c*** sign a contract worth millions & they look they could not give a s*** while dressed like a rapper or in very casual clobber. Whack a suit on you c***s. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Magistrates agreed that Carroll, the father of a one-year-old daughter who gave his address as Newcastle's Jesmond Dene Hotel, http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/18/andy-carroll-assault-charge1 Christ has Stevie Taylor lass the mother of his child gave AC the elbow? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 My friend had this to say on the matter: "This is similar to the Santiago Munez-Gavin Harris situation. This means Carroll is going to score the goal to send Newcastle into the Champions League, however the dynamic duo will move on to Real Madrid." That fucking movie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Isn't Nolan ALWAYS on the piss? I see him more than any other regular player in town like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Does he know who you are AG? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Wearing jeans and a dark hooded top, Carroll left Tynedale Magistrates Court in Hexham, Northumberland http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/welcome-to-the-family-nolan-gets-a-new-house-guest-2110313.html ***CRINGE*** I know he is regular at court but he should at least whack on some top notch threads. I feel the same way when I see some c*** sign a contract worth millions & they look they could not give a s*** while dressed like a rapper or in very casual clobber. Whack a suit on you c***s. When you get nicked and held in the cells you can't ask the bizzies if you can nip home and have a shower and put a suit on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Magistrates agreed that Carroll, the father of a one-year-old daughter who gave his address as Newcastle's Jesmond Dene Hotel, http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/18/andy-carroll-assault-charge1 Christ has Stevie Taylor lass the mother of his child gave AC the elbow? Aye she has the house and gets 30% of all his future career earnings. She was in court sorting it all out the other week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Magistrates agreed that Carroll, the father of a one-year-old daughter who gave his address as Newcastle's Jesmond Dene Hotel, http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/18/andy-carroll-assault-charge1 Christ has Stevie Taylor lass the mother of his child gave AC the elbow? Aye she has the house and gets 30% of all his future career earnings. She was in court sorting it all out the other week. 30% WTF ?!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Magistrates agreed that Carroll, the father of a one-year-old daughter who gave his address as Newcastle's Jesmond Dene Hotel, http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/18/andy-carroll-assault-charge1 Christ has Stevie Taylor lass the mother of his child gave AC the elbow? Aye she has the house and gets 30% of all his future career earnings. She was in court sorting it all out the other week. 30% WTF ?!? Top up child maintenance so his bairn can have a lifestyle equal to the one the father could have provided. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 I blame Ray Parlour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Magistrates agreed that Carroll, the father of a one-year-old daughter who gave his address as Newcastle's Jesmond Dene Hotel, http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/18/andy-carroll-assault-charge1 Christ has Stevie Taylor lass the mother of his child gave AC the elbow? Aye she has the house and gets 30% of all his future career earnings. She was in court sorting it all out the other week. 30% WTF ?!? Top up child maintenance so his bairn can have a lifestyle equal to the one the father could have provided. That's still a ridiculous amount, does that include tax as well. Cos Carroll will be on 50% tax rate, so in reality he's only getting 20% of his wages Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Ok then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Biggest tragedy of it all? His taste in lasses. http://www.dcifashion.co.uk/competition_profile.php?id=188 Proper farmers heed. Thought it was Boy George for a minute In all seriousness tbh hitting a woman in any circumstances is totally wrong and unforgivable unless you are being attacked yourself and in self defence fair enough ,this lad has a rap sheet as long as Bartons but not the same level of violence so would you say lets give him another chance or get rid ,all Bartons problems by the look of things have been drink related by all accounts so he gave up the drink and has been a good boy and well done to him and imho Carroll is doing the same thing and @ his age it will be harder too stay on the straight and narrow so in my opinion stay off the Drink for starters but by all accounts his temper causes trouble too so he needs experts to sort his life out . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 I blame Ray Parlour. That sounds like a very good idea to me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Does he know who you are AG? I hope not after what I've said to him in the past. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Magistrates agreed that Carroll, the father of a one-year-old daughter who gave his address as Newcastle's Jesmond Dene Hotel, http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/18/andy-carroll-assault-charge1 Christ has Stevie Taylor lass the mother of his child gave AC the elbow? Aye she has the house and gets 30% of all his future career earnings. She was in court sorting it all out the other week. 30% WTF ?!? Top up child maintenance so his bairn can have a lifestyle equal to the one the father could have provided. That's still a ridiculous amount, does that include tax as well. Cos Carroll will be on 50% tax rate, so in reality he's only getting 20% of his wages Not quite, he will only get 20% of everything over £150k if its a before tax figure - would have thought it would be net wages though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
80 Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Biggest tragedy of it all? His taste in lasses. http://www.dcifashion.co.uk/competition_profile.php?id=188 Proper farmers heed. Thought it was Boy George for a minute In all seriousness tbh hitting a woman in any circumstances is totally wrong and unforgivable unless you are being attacked yourself and in self defence fair enough ,this lad has a rap sheet as long as Bartons but not the same level of violence so would you say lets give him another chance or get rid ,all Bartons problems by the look of things have been drink related by all accounts so he gave up the drink and has been a good boy and well done to him and imho Carroll is doing the same thing and @ his age it will be harder too stay on the straight and narrow so in my opinion stay off the Drink for starters but by all accounts his temper causes trouble too so he needs experts to sort his life out . Jesus, punctuate man. Far as I know, which isn't too far, it doesn't seem to be a drink thing with Carroll, not least seeing as he had his run-ins with Taylor and N'Zogbia at the training ground. Actually, the Taylor thing seemed to push him on last season so given how things have been going, maybe he's done this for the good of the club... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3185857/Toon-star-beat-me-after-sex-with-pal.html Probably been posted before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Wearing jeans and a dark hooded top, Carroll left Tynedale Magistrates Court in Hexham, Northumberland http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/welcome-to-the-family-nolan-gets-a-new-house-guest-2110313.html ***CRINGE*** I know he is regular at court but he should at least whack on some top notch threads. I feel the same way when I see some c*** sign a contract worth millions & they look they could not give a s*** while dressed like a rapper or in very casual clobber. Whack a suit on you c***s. Probably wasn't sitting around in his best suit waiting to get arrested in fairness Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3185857/Toon-star-beat-me-after-sex-with-pal.html Probably been posted before. Sounds to me very much like Carroll bucks the lass, his ex gets jealous and confronts him, things get physical and the woman comes off worst. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Magistrates agreed that Carroll, the father of a one-year-old daughter who gave his address as Newcastle's Jesmond Dene Hotel, http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/18/andy-carroll-assault-charge1 Christ has Stevie Taylor lass the mother of his child gave AC the elbow? Aye she has the house and gets 30% of all his future career earnings. She was in court sorting it all out the other week. 30% WTF ?!? Top up child maintenance so his bairn can have a lifestyle equal to the one the father could have provided. That's still a ridiculous amount, does that include tax as well. Cos Carroll will be on 50% tax rate, so in reality he's only getting 20% of his wages Yeah..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 he only pays 50% on what he earns over about 40k, also he'll not pay NI on that either. Not to mention the army of bean counters the agents employ to help their round tax laws the rest of us cant afford. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirLes9 Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3185857/Toon-star-beat-me-after-sex-with-pal.html Probably been posted before. Love how both girls involved have removed their Facebook accounts. Dirty slags. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Banging her head on the bathroom floor? And she apparently only had minor head injuries? How weak is AC ffs? That's ridiculous, if all this is true I don't if I'll cry or laugh. Come on please tell me its not true, it'd be just ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
broonalegeordie Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 She probably deserved it anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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