Hanshithispantz Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 And he's speaking to the official site of his new team. Do you think he's going to be crying his eyes out, mumbling about his boyhood club and losing the opportunity to follow Shearer's footsteps? Just a bit of truth from him would be nice, saying "I never wanted to leave" one hour, then "I had to leave as soon as you were interested" the next just makes him look like a t***. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
quayside Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Those are standard answers. He's not going to alienate his new fans to please his old fans. That would be utterly insane. I really do not think that Carroll was the innocent young player shipped off to the other side of the country against his will by the evil despot Ashley. However I agree that anything said in an official club interview should be taken with a pinch of salt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Anyone seen this? Nearly as embarrassing as boycoutt :facepalm: http://www.caughtoffside.com/2011/02/01/newcastle-united-fan-tries-to-burn-andy-carroll-shirt-fails-looks-like-idiot-video/ :mackems: shit doesn't burn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 I know those questions are typical new club bollocks, but each one is like a dagger to the heart. Shifty little gypo cunt can fuck off, hope his career goes down the pan and we've made the best decision ever to sell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shaun Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Anyone seen this? Nearly as embarrassing as boycoutt :facepalm: http://www.caughtoffside.com/2011/02/01/newcastle-united-fan-tries-to-burn-andy-carroll-shirt-fails-looks-like-idiot-video/ :mackems: s*** doesn't burn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Nolan too. Driving the fucker down there and selling the club to him. Tit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpal78 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 1 Cristiano Ronaldo Manchester United Real Madrid £80 €93.5[4] 2009 £80m 2 Zlatan Ibrahimović[5] Internazionale Barcelona £56.5 €66[6][7] 2009 £57m 3 Kaká Milan Real Madrid £56 €64 2009 £56m 4 Fernando Torres Liverpool Chelsea £50[8] €58 2011 £50m 5 Zinedine Zidane Juventus Real Madrid £45 €75[9][10] 2001 £55m 6 Luís Figo Barcelona Real Madrid £37[11] €58.5 2000 £46m 7 Hernán Crespo[12] Parma Lazio £35.5[13] €55 2000 £45m 8 Andy Carroll Newcastle United Liverpool £35[14] €40 2011 £35m 9 David Villa Valencia Barcelona £34.2[15] €40 2010 £34m 10 Gianluigi Buffon[16] Parma Juventus £32.6[17] €49.2 2001 £40m 11 Robinho Real Madrid Manchester City £32.5[18] €49 2008 £32m 12 Christian Vieri Lazio Internazionale £32[19] €48.3 1999 £41m 13 Andriy Shevchenko Milan Chelsea £30.8 €46.4 2006 £33m 14 Dimitar Berbatov Tottenham Hotspur Manchester United £30.75 €46.4 2008 £31m Just a bit of perspective in case anyones missed it. That does make it clear. Unproven kid with an offer more than Villa and co? sheeesh. I would probably bite off that hand that offered 35mill. Sucks. But True. That is a crazy list right there! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Nolan too. Driving the fucker down there and selling the club to him. Tit. Thought they used a helicopter to get him to Liverpool. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Nolan too. Driving the fucker down there and selling the club to him. Tit. Thought they used a helicopter to get him to Liverpool. Meh. Still drove him aboot. Fat twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Nolan too. Driving the fucker down there and selling the club to him. Tit. Ashley: The chopper's outside, just get in that AC: No thanks, Kev will drive me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 On the bright side maybe we can sell Nolan to Liverpool over the summer so he can resume being Andy's babysitter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Nolan too. Driving the f***er down there and selling the club to him. Tit. Thought they used a helicopter to get him to Liverpool. Nolan's a helicopter pilot man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Nolan too. Driving the f***er down there and selling the club to him. Tit. Well according to Carroll he took Mike's chopper and I wouldn't take owt he said seriously in either interview. I doubt Nolan was pushing through his move to be honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Loven11 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Nolan too. Driving the f***er down there and selling the club to him. Tit. Thought they used a helicopter to get him to Liverpool. Aye they did as AC said : "Then I flew down in his (Ashley’s) helicopter. So that's total nonsense about Nolan, jeez let's get behind our players, not fucking slagging them off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Nolan too. Driving the fucker down there and selling the club to him. Tit. Thought they used a helicopter to get him to Liverpool. nolan was flying it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Nolan too. Driving the f***er down there and selling the club to him. Tit. Thought they used a helicopter to get him to Liverpool. Nolan's a helicopter pilot man Is there anything Nolan can't do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes1986 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Its all about how the money is spend now though (if it is all used on transfers, which I highly doubt). If we go out and buy 4 or 5 good players with it then it might turn out to be a good deal. Imagine the money getting wasted the way Souness used all that money in 2005? Does anyone have confidence in Pardew to spend the money properly? Hughton I would have been after the success in his signings as manager. Its pissed me off though because regardless of who he plays for, he is easily my favourite striker around. Just like when Shearer was at Blackburn, I fucking loved his game, and the same goes for Carroll, and we actually had him at such an age as well. He's a monster of a player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Nolan too. Driving the f***er down there and selling the club to him. Tit. Thought they used a helicopter to get him to Liverpool. Nolan's a helicopter pilot man Is there anything Nolan can't do? Running for 90 minutes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 I wasn't genuinely jipping the guy man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shaun Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Put on SSN. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Mick McCarthy talking shit on SSN at the minute. "Phwoar, I could have got him for five million two years ago." Well you didn't so shut your fucking mouth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 No, I expect you to ignore it. Like we all ignore what every new signing says when they get here. Do you think Ben Arfa's going to be all lovey dovey if Barca come in for him 18 months from now? Do you think Enrique will be adamant that he's staying when Real want to make him their new LB this summer? These players have PR people with them almost everyday, coaching them on what to say and what not to say. The honest players like Robbie Savage are the exception, not the rule. Every other play just spouts cliches, and Carroll's no different. The abundance of #9 cliches that he spouted in his time here should be a massive fucking clue to what kind of answers he gives to the media. Fair enough, everyone is telling me that this is 'just how football is' blah blah blah, and making me feel like an idiot for caring about or commenting on it. If that's the case then I'm not sure I'm bothered about football any more, if what you say is true then what's the point in believing in any club or player? It's not worth the hassle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Nolan too. Driving the f***er down there and selling the club to him. Tit. Thought they used a helicopter to get him to Liverpool. Nolan's a helicopter pilot man Is there anything Nolan can't do? Running for 10 minutes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Nolan too. Driving the f***er down there and selling the club to him. Tit. Thought they used a helicopter to get him to Liverpool. Aye they did as AC said : "Then I flew down in his (Ashley’s) helicopter. So that's total nonsense about Nolan, jeez let's get behind our players, not f***ing slagging them off. What a strange quote from Carroll Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Put on SSN. Avoided it like it was a Romanian begger is Edinburgh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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