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Guest marky555

omfg this must be his statement to the fanz!! wot a nob!

 

Stop talking in text language you sound like a 13 year old lass......or are you?

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Im not sure I believe this. I saw it myself and if why the hell would Ashley need to watch SSN to keep up with Newcastle's transfers when hes the bloody owner??!!

 

Must be a piss take.

I don't think its about us particularly.  More just watching deals as a whole, he did say "as a football fan", not "as a Newcastle fan".

 

 

Snows looking pretty bad now like.

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Guest The Libertine

omfg this must be his statement to the fanz!! wot a nob!

 

Stop talking in text language you sound like a 13 year old lass......or are you?

 

:kinnear:

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Guest SpinTheBlackCircle

LLambias, at training ground, working on targets with Kinnear.

 

Mystery Player?

 

 

 

Rumours about Stephen Carr

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Everything else aside, if true, I think that is pretty funny personally. 

 

Even more so if he pulls couple off a  "put those in ya pipe and smoke it" transfers!!!

 

(not holding out too much hope though)...

 

JK: " we had bids accepted for Kaka, Messi and one other, I have forgotten his name but what with Mike loosing £2bn in the the credit crunch and then all this snow, it put an end to our transfer window which is a real shame.  No one told us the window opened on the 1st of Jan, we thought it was the 30th"

 

hang on,  "Dennis  just called, it sounds like we might have bought a new Fax"

 

 

(Daniel Fox)

 

 

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LLambias, at training ground, working on targets with Kinnear.

 

Mystery Player?

 

 

Arshavin, has just left Arsenal, and headed for the airport, without having a medical????

 

You sound like the sun lol He left because no deal could be agreed so he's not signing. He had gone out yesterday to make sure he was there and go do the medical and sign at the last minute. Deal appears to have gone dead and that's why he's heading to the airport.

 

I'm guessing you were joking though.

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Guest sicko2ndbest

LLambias, at training ground, working on targets with Kinnear.

 

Mystery Player?

 

 

 

Rumours about Stephen Carr

 

Would be a decent signing

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Guest black n white

Everything else aside, if true, I think that is pretty funny personally. 

 

Even more so if he pulls couple off a  "put those in ya pipe and smoke it" transfers!!!

 

(not holding out too much hope though)...

 

JK: " we had bids accepted for Kaka, Messi and one other, I have forgotten his name but what with Mike loosing £2bn in the the credit crunch and then all this snow, it put an end to our transfer window which is a real shame.  No one told us the window opened on the 1st of Jan, we thought it was the 30th"

 

hang on,  "Dennis  just called, it sounds like we might have bought a new Fax"

 

 

(Daniel Fox)

 

 

 

Nah i reckon the yellow ticker will say "newcastle sign 2 snowmen"

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Everything else aside, if true, I think that is pretty funny personally. 

 

Even more so if he pulls couple off a  "put those in ya pipe and smoke it" transfers!!!

 

(not holding out too much hope though)...

 

JK: " we had bids accepted for Kaka, Messi and one other, I have forgotten his name but what with Mike loosing £2bn in the the credit crunch and then all this snow, it put an end to our transfer window which is a real shame.  No one told us the window opened on the 1st of Jan, we thought it was the 30th"

 

hang on,  "Dennis  just called, it sounds like we might have bought a new Fax"

 

 

(Daniel Fox)

 

 

 

Nah i reckon the yellow ticker will say "newcastle sign 2 snowmen"

 

Can't see either passing a medical due to being prone to melting

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Guest black n white

Everything else aside, if true, I think that is pretty funny personally. 

 

Even more so if he pulls couple off a  "put those in ya pipe and smoke it" transfers!!!

 

(not holding out too much hope though)...

 

JK: " we had bids accepted for Kaka, Messi and one other, I have forgotten his name but what with Mike loosing £2bn in the the credit crunch and then all this snow, it put an end to our transfer window which is a real shame.  No one told us the window opened on the 1st of Jan, we thought it was the 30th"

 

hang on,  "Dennis  just called, it sounds like we might have bought a new Fax"

 

 

(Daniel Fox)

 

 

 

Nah i reckon the yellow ticker will say "newcastle sign 2 snowmen"

 

Can't see either passing a medical due to being prone to melting

 

kinnear and liambasss are looking for 2 carrots to finalise the deals.

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Everything else aside, if true, I think that is pretty funny personally. 

 

Even more so if he pulls couple off a  "put those in ya pipe and smoke it" transfers!!!

 

(not holding out too much hope though)...

 

JK: " we had bids accepted for Kaka, Messi and one other, I have forgotten his name but what with Mike loosing £2bn in the the credit crunch and then all this snow, it put an end to our transfer window which is a real shame.  No one told us the window opened on the 1st of Jan, we thought it was the 30th"

 

hang on,  "Dennis  just called, it sounds like we might have bought a new Fax"

 

 

(Daniel Fox)

 

 

 

Nah i reckon the yellow ticker will say "newcastle sign 2 snowmen"

 

Can't see either passing a medical due to being prone to melting

 

kinnear and liambasss are looking for 2 carrots to finalise the deals.

 

:lol:

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Guest black n white

I'm heading round there to throw bacon butties at mike and david (like the people of iraq throwing their shoes)

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Did anyone read the bottom line, that wasn't read out by "craigy"?

 

It said "Just joking there are on the house". Bloody sky sports making us look bad ;)

 

 

not a lot happening, when the report, is a table, with two phones and a laptop, and craigy acting like its Nasa's launch control.

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Guest johnson293

Sky just said Mike Ashley has emailed again, saying he may shortly have some breaking news for their yellow ticker.

 

Either they're making it up to keep viewers, or he's taking the proverbial!

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Sky just said Mike Ashley has emailed again, saying he may shortly have some breaking news for their yellow ticker.

 

Either they're making it up to keep viewers, or he's taking the proverbial!

 

Has he got a stake in Sky or something? Is it in his interests for people to be watching? Whilst Fox would be decent, it wouldn't be the most exciting piece of ticker news.

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