Dave Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 I've had a few drinks and I'm feeling sentimental. Sure, we're totally shit and we're probably gonna go down, but it's about time we had a thread commemorating the things about our club that are just fucking special. St James' Park is the best stadium in the world. Our away fans are fucking brilliant. Celebrating an important goal at an away game is the best feeling ever. Our badge is quality. Alan Shearer is our manager and he knows what it means. Sunderland have only recently scored more Premier League goals than he did on his own. Sir Bobby Robson is a fucking legend. Habib Beye is sexy enough to turn a man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Don't all post at once. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
danswan Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 What he said Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Our strip. I just love the Black & White stripes. Stands out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Bed time for Dave Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Bed time for Dave We wind the mackems up like fuck without even trying. Boro think we're local from 40 miles away. The media put us on before world politics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 I do like it how we are always in the news, even when we are not the story we are in the mix some how: The Swindon Fiasco - Was all about bet on us to win. Grobbelaar match fixing - One of the games in question involved us Stevie G Nightclub brawl - Had to be after a Newcastle game. Gazza - Various. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 We broke the world record for the transfer of a football player. We are the only team to lose our first three games in the Champions League (something most clubs have never even played in) and still qualify for the second group stage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Wullie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 That retro 80s badge we had We have a city centre ground and its fucking class We have a song that includes the words: "We're going to win fuck all again, We're going to win fuck all, We Still Follow United" That Bellamy goal That Albert goal Tinos hattrick 1992-97 SBR We beat Leicester 7-1 to celebrate winning the league even Leicester came 5th or some shit Banter at matches The way deep down we don't mind being shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 We were promoted and took the league by storm playing brilliant football, something not many promoted teams do that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 The fact when i go round the world more people will know i support and what I'm on about than if i said i was a mackem or a smog Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 We appointed a manager who won four titles with two different clubs and three manager of the year awards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 All our women are dogs. [/shepherd] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 We ruin perfectly good players Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 We ruin perfectly good players We're absolutely top class at that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 We ensure physiotherapists don't feel the credit crunch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 We ruin perfectly good players We're absolutely top class at that. It used to be us and Villa but Villa aren't as bad at it anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pav Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Toon army are the best fans in the world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Terry Mac was employed for several years by us despite no cunt knowing what he did Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 5 of the top 10 Scorers in Premiership History have played or are playing for Newcastle, including the top 2 scorers Andy Cole and Alan Shearer. Alan Shearer has got the record for most premier league Hattricks- 11 Joint 2nd - Michael Owen - 8 Joint 5th - Andy Cole - 5 Joint 8th- Les Ferdinand - 4 Laurent Robert and Nobby Solano Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Libertine Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 its never boring. as bad as it is most times, i'd still rather support us than some normal, average team like bolton or fulham. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 its never boring. as bad as it is most times, i'd still rather support us than some normal, average team like bolton or fulham. There are fucking loads of nothing clubs in the Premier League. We're not one of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 its never boring. as bad as it is most times, i'd still rather support us than some normal, average team like bolton or fulham. True like. We're literally always half a season away from a farce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 its never boring. as bad as it is most times, i'd still rather support us than some normal, average team like bolton or fulham. True like. We're literally always half a season away from a farce. Best british soap opera there is Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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