David28 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 He probably has a very hot wife that Pardew can borrow when he wants to. Investigated this, and this is her on the right: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4087/5189609514_bd23ea42d8.jpg That must be it. We've figured it out. Probably a new signing on the way for us - boyfriend/husband of the middle one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 How does this knacker keep getting games ffs We are playing Scunny after all. If Pardew is intent on "going for it" in the cups, logically Lovenkrands is a good choice for opposition such as Scunthorpe. FWIW, he isn't good enough for anything else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Wing Wizard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 He probably has a very hot wife that Pardew can borrow when he wants to. Investigated this, and this is her on the right: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4087/5189609514_bd23ea42d8.jpg That must be it. We've figured it out. Well played Peter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 He probably has a very hot wife that Pardew can borrow when he wants to. Investigated this, and this is her on the right: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4087/5189609514_bd23ea42d8.jpg That must be it. We've figured it out. Well played Peter. The only time we'll be saying that this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I think we should all have a whip around and pay whatever it costs to cancel Lovenkrands contract and release him on a free. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Needs to be body bagged, hoyed in a van and never seen on a football pitch again. The sooner we have rid of this fucker the sooner people will stop constantly fucking playing him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 My sources tell me Barça are sniffing around after watching that 45. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jeffers09 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 :gm's patter: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 He's not a fucking winger! can't believe after 3 years we still play him there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Feel quite sorry for him tbh. He'd have probably been better up front than Ba. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Feel quite sorry for him tbh. He'd have probably been better up front than Ba. I feel quite sorry for him - mainly because he's even fucking worse at football than I am. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I bet he's not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 What Dave said. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 At least he hasn't been the worst player on the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Approaching Smithian levels of blunt force hatred for me tbh, despite it not all being down to him. I feel like Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glenn Ross. "Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father. Fuck you, go home and play with your kids. You want to work here, close." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 He's tarnishing his own memory here now. On the back of our championship season he performed and was more than admirable in his efforts. Ever since he's become worse and worse. He had more than enough chances tonight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 How does this knacker keep getting games ffs We are playing Scunny after all. If Pardew is intent on "going for it" in the cups, logically Lovenkrands is a good choice for opposition such as Scunthorpe. FWIW, he isn't good enough for anything else. Well I was completely wrong about this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Does he pick himself for the team like? Must have more power in the dressing room than Nolan and Barton could have dreamt of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 At least he hasn't been the worst player on the pitch. That's a photo finish worthy of a microscope. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 A 2nd Lovenkrands must have snuck on the pitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 fuck off loven Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Should be behind every attaking minded player in the squad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjmc Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Should be behind every attaking minded player in the squad. would rather throw a pair of football boots on the pitch and no doubt they would be involved in more positive play than him simply awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 The performance of Ameobi and to a lesser extent Vuckic have surely given enough reason for us never to see this useless cunt again. He was marginally better upfront but Pardew wants his head examining playing him on the wing. The fear is with only our thin squad in that area it may not be the last we see of him there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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