Guest burtyboy Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Robster i think you are right, Newcastle is in a plight So come on Kezman,Salty and Dave, Lets gan to Cemetry and dig up a grave, What the fuck, you will probably say, Thast because ive been off work all friggin Day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToonBart Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Burtyboy does not believe And has no good ryhmes up his sleeve He disses our god to suck on his rod Thats it, farewell, I'll leave............ http://blogs.escolaturbula.com/bestmusic/files/2009/06/the-end-03.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest burtyboy Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Anyone who thinks that was crap, have a go at your own rap, its not as easy as you think, Liambias's sucking ashleys Pink Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Please shut up With this ITK crap in this thread before I pour a cup of tea on your head Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest burtyboy Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Ashleys no fat friend of mine, When asked at what hour does he dine, Fat Ash Replied, "At eleven,At three, at five, and seven, And eight and a quarter past nine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Dear old Sillius, feeding us lies Mikey Ashley gorging on pies We know theres a Moat, for every castle But finding money is quite the hassle We've lost all faith in the ITK And fear 3pm on Saturday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest burtyboy Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 ]Ashleys Dead poem Ashley getting buried in Hyde He ate a rotten apples and died. The apples fermented Inside they lamented And made cider inside his inside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Don't be harsh on Sillius ITK capers he gets his stuff from online papers add some random speculation and post for gullible internet nation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest burtyboy Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Liambias comes from Pitlochry He made love to Fat Ashley in a rockery. he said "You have come All over my bum - That's no' a fuck, that's a mockery Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest burtyboy Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Mike Ashleys real first name is actually Keith !! He Used to circumcise boys with his teeth It wasn't to save, on sharpening the blades ... ...But to get to the cheese underneath. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToonBart Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Sillius we love you we do we Know all you post to be true while others may sneer I'd buy you a beer oh sillius oh sillius oh you! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I'm afraid this thread is really a load Of lies and half truths from up Barrack Road We may win the league but we won't win a cup So why don't you all shut the f*ck up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redheugh Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Bart, I'm not that kind of man, I just told you what I know of the plan, Some treat it with sneers, They've been doing it for years, But I always try to get as many words in the last line as I possibly can Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Everyone please Stop posting fucking poems. This isn't a poem, I've just spaced it out because I'm an arse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToonBart Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Lets hope that mike ashleys demise is accompanied by llambias and wise let baby rats munch on their testees for lunch while dicky birds peck out their eyes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Newcastle's owner is called Mike He tortures the fans out of spite So they sat on NO And reached a new low By drivelling utter s**** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudson Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Lets hope that mike ashleys demise is accompanied by llambias and wise let baby rats munch on their testees for lunch while dicky birds peck out their eyes And the winner is Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Mongo Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 You know that poetry of yours is so bad that if I just scribble some lines like this it almost reminds me of Shakespeare. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Mr Ashley, gimme a beat.... im sick of not knowing, Ash. im sick of you not showing, im sick of all the starring im sick of you not careing im sick of being labled bad im sick of always looking sad im sick of feeling locked in bars im sick of all the painful scars im sick of all the thugs you bring im sick of all the drugs you make me take im sick of asking myself why im sick of telling myself i want you to die im sick of feeling like i always want to cry im sick of living a lie im sick of not having a dream im sick of your boring PR team but theres one way out... so what does that mean? Ash, im sorry say But you have to die. But if you don't want to fear, you could just disappear? Edit: Im not norways best singer/song writer i have to admit =) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 enough with the bad attempt at poetry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Petay Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 enough with the bad attempt at poetry That doesn't even rhyme! It's like you're not taking time etc etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 There was a new owner called Ashley Who conned us with free pints quite brashly He appointed Llambias & Wise To peddle his lies And to treat wor King Kev pretty trashfully Spent ages trying to think of a last line, but couldn't find one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I know I shouldn't but - Keegan's a phoney The rest is baloney Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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