ED209 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Someone could write a f***ing thesis on this thread. I already am. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 You're all wrong. They're in Seoul right now hitting it up over some Soju and boiled dog. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED209 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Can anyone confirm that Andy Carroll is not in ASDA Benton tonight? He seems to be spotted there about twice a day! Maybe he has the munchies? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Someone could write a fucking thesis on this thread. Submit the thread itself as coursework for an a-level and you'd likely pass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Can anyone confirm that Andy Carroll is not in ASDA Benton tonight? He seems to be spotted there about twice a day! He had a £5 Morrisons fuel voucher so was in the Cowgate Morrisons earlier this evening. Spent the lot on Haribo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 You're all wrong. They're in Seoul right now hitting it up over some Soju and boiled dog. Thought Marley was a bit quiet tonight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 nufcblog are saying shearer and moat are celebrating with a few ladyboys in ponteland. WTF?! OOOOOhhhhhhhhh Ladyboys Isn't that a drink? They're chasers. You never had a lager and gin & tonic and Bailey's irish cream chaser? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Can anyone confirm that Andy Carroll is not in ASDA Benton tonight? He seems to be spotted there about twice a day! He had a £5 Morrisons fuel voucher so was in the Cowgate Morrisons earlier this evening. Spent the lot on Haribo be fucking buzzing tomorrow then judging by what haribo does to my kids. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Can anyone confirm that Andy Carroll is not in ASDA Benton tonight? He seems to be spotted there about twice a day! He had a £5 Morrisons fuel voucher so was in the Cowgate Morrisons earlier this evening. Spent the lot on Haribo be f***ing buzzing tomorrow then judging by what haribo does to my kids. Carroll is often in Blockbusters in North Shields. One of the lads I know always gives him shit for being shite. Haha. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 nufcblog are saying shearer and moat are celebrating with a few ladyboys in ponteland. WTF?! OOOOOhhhhhhhhh Ladyboys Isn't that a drink? They're chasers. You never had a lager and gin & tonic and Bailey's irish cream chaser? "Now you're talking my language". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Can anyone confirm that Andy Carroll is not in ASDA Benton tonight? He seems to be spotted there about twice a day! He had a £5 Morrisons fuel voucher so was in the Cowgate Morrisons earlier this evening. Spent the lot on Haribo be f***ing buzzing tomorrow then judging by what haribo does to my kids. Carroll is often in Blockbusters in North Shields. One of the lads I know always gives him s*** for being s****. Haha. Aye cos a £10k a week footballer will be wounded by a blockbuster employee judging his ability Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Can anyone confirm that Andy Carroll is not in ASDA Benton tonight? He seems to be spotted there about twice a day! He had a £5 Morrisons fuel voucher so was in the Cowgate Morrisons earlier this evening. Spent the lot on Haribo be f***ing buzzing tomorrow then judging by what haribo does to my kids. Carroll is often in Blockbusters in North Shields. One of the lads I know always gives him s*** for being s****. Haha. Aye cos a £10k a week footballer will be wounded by a blockbuster employee judging his ability Never said he would, however thats the thing that makes me laugh the most about it all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Aye cos a £10k a week footballer will be wounded by a blockbuster employee judging his ability Quoted for truth... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 nufcblog are saying shearer and moat are celebrating with a few ladyboys in ponteland. WTF?! OOOOOhhhhhhhhh Ladyboys Isn't that a drink? They're chasers. You never had a lager and gin & tonic and Bailey's irish cream chaser? "Now you're talking my language". I hope not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 How utterly mind-numbingly depressing is this thread. Seeing optimism, and then seeing it shattered on virtually every page. It's like a microcosm of the NUFC world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 What have I missed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Ahh Newcastle Online. Hope to one of the most depressing, funny, futile, bollocks ridden threads in the history of internetdom! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thefishman Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 My two pennies worth, with no truth what so ever! Ashley bought the club via recomendation from mr moat. Mr moat and ashley hate mr shepturd. Mr moat is a front for ashley. Mr moat will " buy the club" install shearer and invest millions? Where from? ashley was a supposed billionaire, moat has zip compared! Agreed ashley has no clue but does moat? Im afraid very very afraid! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Turner Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I dont post on here very often but often lurke, but the crack in this thread cracks me up, now i know why i come back here, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 What have I missed? What haven't you missed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 What have I missed? butterflies....huge green and red man eating butterflies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jong24 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I dont post on here very often but often lurke, but the crack in this thread cracks me up, now i know why i come back here, God..... I wish there was a sensible reason for checking this thread, I really do! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 What have I missed? What haven't you missed? I see what you did there kidda... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Turner Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I dont post on here very often but often lurke, but the crack in this thread cracks me up, now i know why i come back here, God..... I wish there was a sensible reason for checking this thread, I really do! No sense what so ever in this thread tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I dont post on here very often but often lurke, but the crack in this thread cracks me up, now i know why i come back here, God..... I wish there was a sensible reason for checking this thread, I really do! There should be a sticky with just one single post which sums up the day's takeover related fun. Leave all the shit in here. Like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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