Hanshithispantz Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 He'll be bollock naked in the Thames by the end of the night, complete meltdown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 I've sent him a couple of Tweets hoping he'll lose his s*** and knee me up the arse. Still don't understand how that's "Taking someone with him" like. Can't remember being kneed up the arse as being a sending off offence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 He's gone to bed Until he's laid staring at a ceiling (which is probably a mirror or life-size picture of himself) thinks of a 'witty' response and goes ' That's the one, Joey boy!' to said reflection/picture and reaches for his mobile for that one last chomp of the night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Dropped his spuds? Aye, of course Joey. :lol: http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/hard-men-alan-shearer.jpg http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00258/keane_258802a.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Why would he even watch MOTD anyway? Or log onto his computer tonight? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 He's gone to bed He doesn't mean it when he says goodnight. He'll be back, because the rage will bring him back to his keyboard when he can't settle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 He'll be bollock naked in the Thames by the end of the night, complete meltdown. http://data.whicdn.com/images/14699452/tumblr_lr1icpOpb81qd0qspo1_500_thumb.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 He'll be bollock naked in the Thames by the end of the night, complete meltdown. http://pics.imcdb.org/0is381/alanpartridgetobleroneui3.416.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton My favourite memory of him though is when he dropped his spuds when Keano put it on him. Goodnight Al, sleep well matey... One of my favourites too. Especially as Keane proved that he's as thick as Barton and proved he'll bite if you wind him up. Shearer tucked Keane up like a kipper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Never disrespect Shearer again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 He'll be bollock naked in the Thames by the end of the night, complete meltdown. http://pics.imcdb.org/0is381/alanpartridgetobleroneui3.416.jpg :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 He'll be bollock naked in the Thames by the end of the night, complete meltdown. http://pics.imcdb.org/0is381/alanpartridgetobleroneui3.416.jpg :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 He's hit the booze like Phil Mitchell and swearing at his son , saying it's his fault. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 He'll be bollock naked in the Thames by the end of the night, complete meltdown. http://pics.imcdb.org/0is381/alanpartridgetobleroneui3.416.jpg Get in :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 I'm trying to wind him up with the following tweet: @Joey7Barton hey joey, thanks for the meltdown - wonderful entertainment. btw, you're a moronic prick. #massiveban #shearer'sbitch #helmet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 He's gone to bed He doesn't mean it when he says goodnight. He'll be back, because the rage will bring him back to his keyboard when he can't settle. He's said goodnight about 5 times tonight, more encores than, fuck it, I've nee idea which band does loads of encores. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Keane was swinging punches at Shearer and Shearer couldn't have looked less interested Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 PHIL Goes APESHIT (and can't count) - EastEnders - Mental Phil Nutter Mitchell Barton from 0.54 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Someone should send him this http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html# Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Someone should send him this http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html# Why? Why? Why? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Quite fancy a toblerone now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Quite fancy a toblerone now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Roy Keane "Shearer won, hands down,' he laughs, shaking his head, 'That was my own fault. Stupid.' http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2002/sep/01/football.newsstory2 Roy was also pulled back by known hard men Becks & G.Nev. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Hope he gets fettled by a horrible nonce next time he enters NE1. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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