Guest BooBoo Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 I've just broken wind and it's quite unpleasant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 viduka considering a return to football http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_6037376,00.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 viduka considering a return to football http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_6037376,00.html Would love it to see him at the World Cup. Won't happen, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 viduka considering a return to football http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_6037376,00.html "I thought to myself my body's trying to tell me something after all these years of taking it to the limit." with pies? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2900110/Soccer-star-Marlon-King-in-jail-cocaine-swoop.html JAILED footie ace Marlon King was caught with cocaine in a prison drugs bust yesterday. A wrap of the Class A drug was found in his bedside cabinet during a cell search by staff. The former Wigan Athletic striker also had a banned mobile phone charger. Married father-of-three King, 29, was last night being held in solitary confinement at Wayland Prison, near Thetford, Norfolk, as punishment. His cocaine bust will end any last hope the former Premier League player had of resuming his career once he'd finished his 18-month sentence. An insider said: "Clubs won't touch him with a bargepole once they know he's been found with drugs." King was fired from his £35,000-a-week contract in October. He was convicted of molesting 20-year-old Emily Carr at London's Soho Revue Bar and breaking her nose when she tried to resist his advances. Prison chiefs are now investigating how King was able to obtain cocaine and the phone charger. Two weeks ago, The Sun told how he was battered with a plate and left with a black eye during a jail dinner-queue row. The Prison Service said: "We don't comment on individual prisoners." Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2900110/Soccer-star-Marlon-King-in-jail-cocaine-swoop.html#ixzz0ipgR9kbg ----- What an absolute mong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2900110/Soccer-star-Marlon-King-in-jail-cocaine-swoop.html JAILED footie ace Marlon King was caught with cocaine in a prison drugs bust yesterday. A wrap of the Class A drug was found in his bedside cabinet during a cell search by staff. The former Wigan Athletic striker also had a banned mobile phone charger. Married father-of-three King, 29, was last night being held in solitary confinement at Wayland Prison, near Thetford, Norfolk, as punishment. His cocaine bust will end any last hope the former Premier League player had of resuming his career once he'd finished his 18-month sentence. An insider said: "Clubs won't touch him with a bargepole once they know he's been found with drugs." King was fired from his £35,000-a-week contract in October. He was convicted of molesting 20-year-old Emily Carr at London's Soho Revue Bar and breaking her nose when she tried to resist his advances. Prison chiefs are now investigating how King was able to obtain cocaine and the phone charger. Two weeks ago, The Sun told how he was battered with a plate and left with a black eye during a jail dinner-queue row. The Prison Service said: "We don't comment on individual prisoners." Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2900110/Soccer-star-Marlon-King-in-jail-cocaine-swoop.html#ixzz0ipgR9kbg ----- What an absolute mong. No idea why they ask the Prison service because thats the only ever answer they get. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 While googling Paul Dickov pics for the appropiately named footballers thread I got this thing, which for some reason I found hilarious: http://www.lcfc.com/javaImages/77/ed/0,,10274~6745463,00.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocho Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Anybody know what's happened to Stephen Hunt from Hull? I've got him in my fantasy football team and hasn't played in the last few weeks. Not injured according to injuryroom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 From Geremi's wiki page: On 31 January 2010 Geremi's transfer to Ankaragücü of the Süper Lig was announced; he signed a 1½ year contract with the Turkish club[7][8]. Rumour has it that the reason behind Geremi's transfer was due to financial difficulties, after a local cash poker player known as 'kice', was unable to sustain geremi's high payroll demand. After going broke after a 'let it ride' incident, 'kice' has had to endure a prolonged absence from the popular 5/5 dealers choice cash game in Aspers casino. This absence is said to have directly affected Geremi and subsequently he has since transfered to super lig, in what most believe is an attempt to find a new young and fearless cash player who enjoys nothing more than sitting down at the felt after a hard night on the town. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I've just been told that Alan Shearer is going to be on the next I'm a celebrity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 That shit Juventus 3rd choice keeper broke his hand punching a table after their last match, meaning they're now without their first 3 keepers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerner Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2010/03/23/1845457/premier-league-to-bag-14bn-from-sale-of-overseas Premier League To Bag £1.4bn From Sale Of Overseas Broadcasting Rights - Report The Premier League is reportedly set to double its income from broadcasting rights from 2010-13, which will generate an estimated £1.4 billion. The Independent reports that the deals for telecasting rights in Albania and Russia are still said to be in the process of reaching fruition, but the earnings for clubs in the top-flight are set to increase from £10m to £23m from this summer. However, it is said that the average boost of £13m per club will not be split evenly. Instead, some of the money is expected to go as parachute payments, which will supposedly rise from £11.2m last year, to £16m from next term. Broadcasters are believed to have been in a bidding war to buy the rights to air Premier League games, particularly in Asia. Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour's Abu Dhabi royal family are believed to have coughed up over £200m to win the rights for the Middle East and North Africa. In some regions, however, the same partners are expected to be retained as Fox and Setanta will air the games in North America and the Caribbean, while Fox Latin will continue the same in South America. ESPN Star are also expected to continue broadcasting the matches across 18 major Asia countries. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/23032010/58/international-football-greatest-own-goal-scored.html brilliant finish that like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Nice O.G. Scroll down http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/23032010/58/international-football-greatest-own-goal-scored.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Don Hutchison has a weird accent, considering he's from Gateshead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Still think Jamie Pollock's the greatest o.g ever. Hard to believe he played for Osasuna. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Don Hutchison has a weird accent, considering he's from Gateshead. Cunt of the highest order. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scum Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I've just been told that Alan Shearer is going to be on the next I'm a celebrity. surely not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Just seen the PFA Player of the Month shortlist: Gareth Bale (Spurs) Steven Gerrard (Liverpool) Fernando Torres (Liverpool) Frank Lampard (Chelsea) John Terry (Chelsea) Didier Drogba (Chelsea) James Milner (A. Villa) Samir Nasri (Arsenal) Wayne Rooney (Man Utd) Carlos Tevez (Man City) Gerrard and Terry on that list Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 mowbary sacked from celtic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Just seen the PFA Player of the Month shortlist: Gareth Bale (Spurs) Steven Gerrard (Liverpool) Fernando Torres (Liverpool) Frank Lampard (Chelsea) John Terry (Chelsea) Didier Drogba (Chelsea) James Milner (A. Villa) Samir Nasri (Arsenal) Wayne Rooney (Man Utd) Carlos Tevez (Man City) Gerrard and Terry on that list wtf are they doing on that list they've been shocking but then again dont want to upset englands golden boy gerrard and terry would throw a tantrum and sleep with the pfa chiefs wife if he wasnt on it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scum Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Just seen the PFA Player of the Month shortlist: Gareth Bale (Spurs) Steven Gerrard (Liverpool) Fernando Torres (Liverpool) Frank Lampard (Chelsea) John Terry (Chelsea) Didier Drogba (Chelsea) James Milner (A. Villa) Samir Nasri (Arsenal) Wayne Rooney (Man Utd) Carlos Tevez (Man City) Gerrard and Terry on that list wtf are they doing on that list they've been shocking but then again dont want to upset englands golden boy gerrard and terry would throw a tantrum and sleep with the pfa chiefs wife if he wasnt on it rooney - bale - milner in that order Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Tony Mowbray has the most irritating voice amongst all unemployed managers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scum Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Tony Mowbray has the most irritating voice amongst all unemployed managers. he's very nasal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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