Guest hobshobs Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Why didn't Zabaleta get booked for exactly the same foul on Jonas(?) then? Because the clown is running Ashley Young close for the cheating, diving b****** of the year award. These backflips he continually produces are laughable. Jonas actually goes down when there's contact. I've barely ever seen him go down without being touched. Pretty useless comparison. Evert time he's protecting the ball and someone goes behind him he catupults himself up into the air and produces a backflip. I've got it in Sky Plus if you really need to put it up on youtube for you. Not once, at least half a dozen different times this season. He is a cheat mate He's not a cheat. There's a difference between being clever, using your body well and drawing in the foul and actually winning a foul without any contact made. I agree, he can be theatrical, but he's good at winning fouls (without diving). "winning a foul without any contact made" - Oh Christ I give up on this one. Right out the Pardew book of utterly stupid quotes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Why didn't Zabaleta get booked for exactly the same foul on Jonas(?) then? Because the clown is running Ashley Young close for the cheating, diving b****** of the year award. These backflips he continually produces are laughable. Jonas actually goes down when there's contact. I've barely ever seen him go down without being touched. Pretty useless comparison. Evert time he's protecting the ball and someone goes behind him he catupults himself up into the air and produces a backflip. I've got it in Sky Plus if you really need to put it up on youtube for you. Not once, at least half a dozen different times this season. He is a cheat mate He's not a cheat. There's a difference between being clever, using your body well and drawing in the foul and actually winning a foul without any contact made. I agree, he can be theatrical, but he's good at winning fouls (without diving). "winning a foul without any contact made" - Oh Christ I give up on this one. Right out the Pardew book of utterly stupid quotes. Er...what? Should I just have called it diving or cheating? Simulation, perhaps? Jonas isn't a cheat. He's simply clever at making the most of stupid opponents. The fouls he wins are often very valuable in the sense that he relieves the pressure or puts us in a good position for a set piece......but we wont go there. Not tonight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Why didn't Zabaleta get booked for exactly the same foul on Jonas(?) then? Yup and Yaya got away with a good few before he was booked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hobshobs Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Why didn't Zabaleta get booked for exactly the same foul on Jonas(?) then? Because the clown is running Ashley Young close for the cheating, diving b****** of the year award. These backflips he continually produces are laughable. Jonas actually goes down when there's contact. I've barely ever seen him go down without being touched. Pretty useless comparison. Evert time he's protecting the ball and someone goes behind him he catupults himself up into the air and produces a backflip. I've got it in Sky Plus if you really need to put it up on youtube for you. Not once, at least half a dozen different times this season. He is a cheat mate He's not a cheat. There's a difference between being clever, using your body well and drawing in the foul and actually winning a foul without any contact made. I agree, he can be theatrical, but he's good at winning fouls (without diving). "winning a foul without any contact made" - Oh Christ I give up on this one. Right out the Pardew book of utterly stupid quotes. Er...what? Should I just have called it diving or cheating? Simulation, perhaps? Jonas isn't a cheat. He's simply clever at making the most of stupid opponents. The fouls he wins are often very valuable in the sense that he relieves the pressure or puts us in a good position for a set piece......but we wont go there. Not tonight. So effectively you could change the word Jonas in the above and replace it with Ashley Young. Either way Jonas is a cheat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC_Sam Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 It is amazing to watch this guy play. He has to be the most technically poor player to play in the premier league. He looks so awkward kicking the ball it is hilarious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Wasn't at the game but that little piece of analysis they did about how good Nelson was at clearing away our crosses on match of the day was just wave after wave of shocking crosses by Jonas and santon. Each one soft and to the front post. Marveaux on the left please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Wasn't at the game but that little piece of analysis they did about how good Nelson was at clearing away our crosses on match of the day was just wave after wave of shocking crosses by Jonas and santon. Each one soft and to the front post. Marveaux on the left please. Also the players they showed were running back toward their goal, of course they would be off balance if the ball was pulled back. Nelson was static and have time to plant his feet and get his balance as each cross was hit nicely straight at him by us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMTW Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Wasn't at the game but that little piece of analysis they did about how good Nelson was at clearing away our crosses on match of the day was just wave after wave of shocking crosses by Jonas and santon. Each one soft and to the front post. Marveaux on the left please. Also the players they showed were running back toward their goal, of course they would be off balance if the ball was pulled back. Nelson was static and have time to plant his feet and get his balance as each cross was hit nicely straight at him by us. This should probably be in the football pet hates. I wonder how long it took them to dig out those examples of players off balance to then go use them as an invalid comparison. Might as well of shown clips of cricket and said "Look how the fielders failed to get in the way of the ball. Now watch Nelson." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 That post by me is clearly in the wrong thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Wasn't at the game but that little piece of analysis they did about how good Nelson was at clearing away our crosses on match of the day was just wave after wave of shocking crosses by Jonas and santon. Each one soft and to the front post. Marveaux on the left please. Also the players they showed were running back toward their goal, of course they would be off balance if the ball was pulled back. Nelson was static and have time to plant his feet and get his balance as each cross was hit nicely straight at him by us. This should probably be in the football pet hates. I wonder how long it took them to dig out those examples of players off balance to then go use them as an invalid comparison. Might as well of shown clips of cricket and said "Look how the fielders failed to get in the way of the ball. Now watch Nelson." Aye, they find the clips to back up their point, falsely in many occasions. Its easy to find a clip to suit. Its been a bit of thing with Pardew for me, he loves to tell us when the stats back him up, but he seems to ignore that we are the longest passes and least to play the shortest, he doesn't like those being pointed out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Utter shit. Wish this cunt would get injured so I never have to see his talentless cunt face ever again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenige Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Probably one of the worst full-back performances I've ever seen today. Positionally he just has no idea. The amount of times he gets caught inside looking lost is ridiculous, when he pushes forward he never tracks back and EVERY SINGLE time he gives the player three yards to cross the ball. Does he ever attend training? If so, are they not telling him these basic defending principals for a laugh? The amount of time he plays someone onside the stops as if to say 'well if I stop he must be offside' make me want to tear my hair out. And going forward I'd rather have Williamson trying to hit a cross. He's just utterly fucking useless. If he isn't replaced in January (I'd probably take a mannequin from John Lewis) after he moves to QPR for £80k a week then I'd be staggered. I'm amazed we don't have a 14 year old in one of the youth teams who isn't better than him. Just shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 OK first half. Fucking terrible 2nd half. The last goal was an unforgivable sin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 His defending for last 2 goals was as bad as it gets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Useless, just fuck off Danny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Shame, had a good first half. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Horrible excuses of a footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Last minute. Everyone in the box. Comes out to Danny Simpson 30 yards and he fucking volleys it first time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 I can't wait until he fucks off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Eventually Danny Simpson won't be a Newcastle player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Probably one of the worst full-back performances I've ever seen today. Positionally he just has no idea. The amount of times he gets caught inside looking lost is ridiculous, when he pushes forward he never tracks back and EVERY SINGLE time he gives the player three yards to cross the ball. Does he ever attend training? If so, are they not telling him these basic defending principals for a laugh? The amount of time he plays someone onside the stops as if to say 'well if I stop he must be offside' make me want to tear my hair out. And going forward I'd rather have Williamson trying to hit a cross. He's just utterly fucking useless. If he isn't replaced in January (I'd probably take a mannequin from John Lewis) after he moves to QPR for £80k a week then I'd be staggered. I'm amazed we don't have a 14 year old in one of the youth teams who isn't better than him. Just shit. Whoah, you can't say that man! He's positionally sound and is a more than competent defender according to some on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Last minute. Everyone in the box. Comes out to Danny Simpson 30 yards and he fucking volleys it first time Thought the same. Going for personal glory in that situation is just not accaptable. Even more so when you're just Danny Simpson. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Set up the 2nd goal tbf. Shocking otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Shame, had a good first half. Did he shit. He wasted the ball time after time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Eventually Danny Simpson won't be a Newcastle player. http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/p520/sexdrugs39/cute_meme.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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