Mr Logic Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2025/2385083721_8ef0ee8c2c_o.jpg Text isn't mine.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Curls Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I want some inflatable skimpies like robert's!! Serious note nah he's clearly over that hill now, ambassador for us maybe, get some young frenchies into newcastle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 @NUFCThreatLevel has linked a video from an Arsenal fan complaining about the ref on Saturday. They really are a bitter deluded bunch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Okay, for shits and giggles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest NewBoyPeetah Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 No way, I'd rather have Fox back! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 The very idea needs a thread/poll.. will be full of hilarity of the highest order Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NewBoyPeetah Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 TheRealFWD kuqi is #nufc sure? Not sure what that means to be fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1237891089/258817971.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 http://twitter.com/#!/Cheik_Tiote/status/35733687484026880 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fried Chicken Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 http://twitter.com/#!/Cheik_Tiote/status/35733687484026880 LAAAMMMMEEEE!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 TheBig_Sam It's the same thing every time I bloody listen to it. I'm dancing my perineum off to 'Lets Dance' by Lady Gaga and that shite fucking rapping comes on. And I'm all like, "Who the fuck is this cunt?" And the missus or Dexter Fletcher or whoever happens to be with me is all, "That's Akon. He's dope." And I'm all like, "He's a fucking minge, is what he is. Get him off my boom box before I set fire to it. He's ruining a pop gem, here." And then I get accuse of being a "musical dinosaur". And I'm all like, "Can a musical dinosaur move like this?" And then I'm all breakdancing like a fucking epileptic pimp & everyone is in awe of my fly moves & soon there's no mention of fucking Akon. He ruins that fucking song, the uselss twat. He's the Arsenal goalkeeper of that song. And now I find out it's not even Akon. It's some cunt called Colby. Colby?? Who's called Colby? He sounds like a right posh twat. I owe Akon an apology. He'll get it as soon as I make things right with Michael Buble. I said terrible, terrible things to that man. And the song is, of course, 'Just Dance'. Not 'Let's Dance'. That Colby bastard made me so furious, I'm mixing up my Gagas with my Bowies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 TonyEvansTimes Tony Evans Mubarak resigned. Allardyce throwing his hat into ring as replacement ;D ;D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonarmymia Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 nufcfans According to @ToonArmyMIA: “Laurent Robert has offered his services to #NUFC. Would anyone take him back at 35?” < Not a striker. No thanks. 8 minutes ago via Seesmic for BlackBerry YES YES YES! i think he'd get a house with Ben Arfa, and we'd have another Kevin and Andy situtation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonno41 Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 TheBig_Sam "Here, Big Sam," my neighbour shouted with a muffled giggle over the garden fence. "You fancy the Egypt job now it's available?" "No," I replied with a steely glare. "I fucking hate Africans. Don't you?" Straight away I'd turned the tables & put him on the back foot. He shuffled and mumbled "I guess so... I mean, I guess I don't trust them.." "I'm only messing," I interjected. "They're a marvellous people. Full of joy & courage. Surprised at you though, Ray. Bit of a racist?" He tried to be smart & I exposed him for the disgrace he is. I left in triumph, leaving him caught up in a wreckage of shame & humiliation. I done Ray like a kipper. A big racist kipper with shit hair and a daughter I'd love to rattle into. Megan. God, she's a belter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 TheBig_Sam "Here, Big Sam," my neighbour shouted with a muffled giggle over the garden fence. "You fancy the Egypt job now it's available?" "No," I replied with a steely glare. "I f***ing hate Africans. Don't you?" Straight away I'd turned the tables & put him on the back foot. He shuffled and mumbled "I guess so... I mean, I guess I don't trust them.." "I'm only messing," I interjected. "They're a marvellous people. Full of joy & courage. Surprised at you though, Ray. Bit of a racist?" He tried to be smart & I exposed him for the disgrace he is. I left in triumph, leaving him caught up in a wreckage of shame & humiliation. I done Ray like a kipper. A big racist kipper with s*** hair and a daughter I'd love to rattle into. Megan. God, she's a belter. Fucking brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Big Sam's Twitter is definitely one of the funniest things on the net, fucking love it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 "Straight away I'd turned the tables & put him on the back foot." .....is brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkwdavis2001 Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Following the comedy genius now! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Kammy's use of the English language is appalling like. Funny when I was in your dressing room today @dannysimpson12 and you lot calling Perchy when I walked in and shouting separated at birth LOL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Kammy's use of the English language is appalling like. Funny when I was in your dressing room today @dannysimpson12 and you lot calling Perchy when I walked in and shouting separated at birth LOL @chris_kammy haha Perchy didn't know what 2 say! We actually think your his Dad lol 36 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter in reply to chris_kammy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Ive had a response from Moose from Talksport who reckons today's West Ham comeback was just as good as ours last week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 And West Brom are just as good as Arsenal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 And West Brom are just as good as Arsenal. That was prett much my response to him. He replied "it's exactly the same, a comeback is a comeback." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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