SEMTEX Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 damn him and his fit daughters Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Remember that piece of scum, Mitchell Chapman, who was arrested for making jokes about the MH17 deaths? Now dishing abuse to Shearer and his daughter on Twitter. Should have been put down at birth to be honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 damn him and his fit daughters It's so true. Imagine waking up every day knowing you're fucking Shearer's daughter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 damn him and his fit daughters It's so true. Imagine waking up every day knowing you're fucking Shearer's daughter I'd have to wear a condom like, i'm not fucking up that gene pool. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Kirstie Alley and Jermaine Jenas is a bizarre Twitter relationship. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 damn him and his fit daughters It's so true. Imagine waking up every day knowing you're fucking Shearer's daughter I'd have to wear a condom like, i'm not fucking up that gene pool. Fuck that like. You'd imagine Shearer's genes + my genes could at least make a conference player. That'd do me. Probably not even a terrible idea to pop over to gibraltar for the birth as well, International stardom awaits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Kirstie Alley and Jermaine Jenas is a bizarre Twitter relationship. 'On route' Could he be any more stereotypical? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 "@ryanbabel: Benitez on his way to Real? He will make Ronaldo a great defender..." Shots fired Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 "@ryanbabel: Benitez on his way to Real? He will make Ronaldo a great defender..." Shots fired Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Which one of you lot are responsible for @DailyRyder? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Haha, get in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnonel Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Which one of you lot are responsible for @DailyRyder? Funny! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Which one of you lot are responsible for @DailyRyder? Ryder on Papiss Cisse- Pardew has fielded him as a right winger at times in a position he'd never played in his life during his career. Ryder on Shearer - However, for me Shearer the player has yet to be matched since he hung up his boots and the number 9 shirt he once donned in true Geordie style could go on for another 10 years yet before somebody to even get near his achievements wears it. That sentence man THIS BLOKE IS A JOURNALIST Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Which one of you lot are responsible for @DailyRyder? Class! hahaha. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Which one of you lot are responsible for @DailyRyder? Ryder on Papiss Cisse- Pardew has fielded him as a right winger at times in a position he'd never played in his life during his career. Ryder on Shearer - However, for me Shearer the player has yet to be matched since he hung up his boots and the number 9 shirt he once donned in true Geordie style could go on for another 10 years yet before somebody to even get near his achievements wears it. That sentence man THIS BLOKE IS A JOURNALIST WTF, are they not made up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John P Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Which one of you lot are responsible for @DailyRyder? Ryder on Papiss Cisse- Pardew has fielded him as a right winger at times in a position he'd never played in his life during his career. Ryder on Shearer - However, for me Shearer the player has yet to be matched since he hung up his boots and the number 9 shirt he once donned in true Geordie style could go on for another 10 years yet before somebody to even get near his achievements wears it. That sentence man THIS BLOKE IS A JOURNALIST WTF, are they not made up? That second one cannot be real, surely? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Says genuine extracts from his articles on the twitter page. And tbh, I don't doubt it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Which one of you lot are responsible for @DailyRyder? Ryder on Papiss Cisse- Pardew has fielded him as a right winger at times in a position he'd never played in his life during his career. Ryder on Shearer - However, for me Shearer the player has yet to be matched since he hung up his boots and the number 9 shirt he once donned in true Geordie style could go on for another 10 years yet before somebody to even get near his achievements wears it. That sentence man THIS BLOKE IS A JOURNALIST That is not real. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Shearer just destroyed someone on Twitter http://i.imgur.com/iSKADxYl.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Get in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Shearer is awesome. @PaulFahy2: @alanshearer @antanddec for an immensely boring person on @motd you've got some serious bants on Twitter. I've a new respect for you Alan. @alanshearer: From someone equally as boring I take that as a compliment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
summerof69 Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 'Arry joins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Can't even use a phone to text...joins Twitter. It totally reminds me of the whole "The SEC is making him out to be some kind of mastermind, which believe me, he’s not. The man could barely work our shredder!" line on Arrested Development. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 'Arry joins Attention seeker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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