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I just put together a ripe banana and two juicy plums together so they resemble the male genitalia in all it's glory.

 

I then got some McVities Ginger Cake & squished it into a rudimentary vagina. Then I rammed the fruit cock right into it. Felt incredible.

 

The missus walks in and squeals: "What the jumping jeepers are you doing, Big Sam???!"

 

A million different possible explanations raced through my mind but I ignored them all and simply howled towards the moon like a wild wolf.

 

Big Sam has the courage of his convictions and I will not be tamed.

 

Should have seen the wife's wheezing, weeping face as I sucked cake off the nana while squeezing my balls. I'm a maverick and she knows it.

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Arsenal U18 defender James Campbell has joined twitter.

He's trying to give Nile a run for his money i think

 

"you know dem1derrrrr don @JWynts ! haaaa."

 

"@JWynts spent the day making people want to take Fifa back to the shops. boyd off da ting!"

 

"you know me, @JWynts, im way past sick! #excitedtalk."

 

"@JWynts! help ENTizzle go YoungMoney style on Twitter..."

 

This is him...

 

 

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/173/picture5tp.png

What a fucking dick, never have i ever not wanted a player succeed as much as i do him.(slight over-exaggeration)

 

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Arsenal U18 defender James Campbell has joined twitter.

He's trying to give Nile a run for his money i think

 

"you know dem1derrrrr don @JWynts ! haaaa."

 

"@JWynts spent the day making people want to take Fifa back to the shops. boyd off da ting!"

 

"you know me, @JWynts, im way past sick! #excitedtalk."

 

"@JWynts! help ENTizzle go YoungMoney style on Twitter..."

 

This is him...

 

 

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/173/picture5tp.png

What a fucking dick, never have i ever not wanted a player succeed as much as i do him.(slight over-exaggeration)

 

 

:lol:

 

What a massive cunt, i'm with you, lets hope his career never takes off.

 

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Freddy Adu is aware of who Leon Best is, for some reason that's really funny to me. :lol:

 

FreddyAdu11 Freddy Adu

I think Newcastle united forward Leon Best and Rapper Drake are brothers. No question about it. They have to be!

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