Optimistic Nut Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Can't be real? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 It's not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 One of the better fake ones out there though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 One of the better fake ones out there though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guinness_fiend Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 10_CJ Cameron Jerome Hi Robin @Persie_Official Well played today. Good bit of cheating too. I admired that. I hope you get a mild case of AIDS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 That ones a bit too far, but some of the fake Jerome's posts are hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 There's never really a good time to say "I'd love to rattle into your daughter," is there? I have to take my hat off to the protective nature of parenthood, though. Cos I really wanted to ride this guys daughter. .....is also from TheBig_Sam Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 twitter guidelines for the players and some other stuff http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jan/01/newcastle-united-twitter-guidelines? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 twitter guidelines for the players and some other stuff http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jan/01/newcastle-united-twitter-guidelines? Having a pop at the Chinese I see. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 twitter guidelines for the players and some other stuff http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jan/01/newcastle-united-twitter-guidelines? Having a pop at the Chinese I see. No meal on Stowell st for Pards after the match on Weds Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Cameron Jerome and the Big Sam are both hilarious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 TheBig_Sam has just done a mental string of tweets: There's a stray cat two streets over I'm determined to tame. My legendary motivational skills will need to be flexed. This feisty moggy has all the attributes to make it to the very top. He just needs to accept my vision & realise that - yes - I am Big Sam. Tactics, discipline, technology, desire, innovation, aggression and aptitude. These are the very vitamins that infiltrate Big Sam's body. I shall inject my vision into this feline and make him a star. If he won't accept my methods, then I'll crush him. It's really that simple. I might wear my famous ear-piece when I go out. Won't be hooked up, though. It's just for show really. So people know I'm still in the zone. ...a little bit later... The cat was a complete waste of fucking space. He didn't want to know. I tried to explain the importance of putting pressure on the keeper during set-pieces & he looked at me blankly & licked his filthy balls. I roared: "Get it up to Dioufy!" in sheer exasperation as he ignored my tactical instructions, but it was met with cold-blooded inertia. I lay crying on the street like a beaten whore. Not for the first time Big Sam has been devastated by the brutal indifference of an animal. I couldn't let him away with such blatant disrespect though. Caught up with him outside the 24-hour garage and threw him through the hatch. The look of sheer panic on that young Chinese boys face was awesome, as my right arm hurled a stinking stray cat towards him at speed. Yet again, Big Sam wins the war. Now time for a celebratory bubble bath & a touch of something I like to call 'The Very Best of Simply Red'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Loven11 Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 TheBig_Sam has just done a mental string of tweets: There's a stray cat two streets over I'm determined to tame. My legendary motivational skills will need to be flexed. This feisty moggy has all the attributes to make it to the very top. He just needs to accept my vision & realise that - yes - I am Big Sam. Tactics, discipline, technology, desire, innovation, aggression and aptitude. These are the very vitamins that infiltrate Big Sam's body. I shall inject my vision into this feline and make him a star. If he won't accept my methods, then I'll crush him. It's really that simple. I might wear my famous ear-piece when I go out. Won't be hooked up, though. It's just for show really. So people know I'm still in the zone. ...a little bit later... The cat was a complete waste of f***ing space. He didn't want to know. I tried to explain the importance of putting pressure on the keeper during set-pieces & he looked at me blankly & licked his filthy balls. I roared: "Get it up to Dioufy!" in sheer exasperation as he ignored my tactical instructions, but it was met with cold-blooded inertia. I lay crying on the street like a beaten whore. Not for the first time Big Sam has been devastated by the brutal indifference of an animal. I couldn't let him away with such blatant disrespect though. Caught up with him outside the 24-hour garage and threw him through the hatch. The look of sheer panic on that young Chinese boys face was awesome, as my right arm hurled a stinking stray cat towards him at speed. Yet again, Big Sam wins the war. Now time for a celebratory bubble bath & a touch of something I like to call 'The Very Best of Simply Red'. lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 10_CJ Not much love from Arsenal fans. It hurts. I love Arsenal. Even named my old cat Ray after Christopher Wreh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest McLøvenkrands Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Simmo. Feels so good 2 get a win after the last 2 games! We should have maybe won by more but we won n kept a clean sheet, n once again our fans were crazy! Thanks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardsley Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Plenty of tweeters reckon Peter Taylor is to become our assistant manager. No idea if there is any substance to the rumours, but out of interest what our your thought on Peter Taylor? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Plenty of experience, will no doubt be called a "man's man" by Taylor (did he manage him in the Under 21s?) and always seemed to be one of those who was a better coach than manager. Good appointment I reckon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Plenty of tweeters reckon Peter Taylor is to become our assistant manager. No idea if there is any substance to the rumours, but out of interest what our your thought on Peter Taylor? Your username clearly shouldn't have a 'g' on the end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Would be reasonably happy with Taylor like. Better than Calderwood imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Thought he was dead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardsley Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Plenty of tweeters reckon Peter Taylor is to become our assistant manager. No idea if there is any substance to the rumours, but out of interest what our your thought on Peter Taylor? Your username clearly shouldn't have a 'g' on the end. I know. But couldn't be bothered fixin it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 There ye gan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 There ye gan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardsley Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 There ye gan. ta Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 http://plixi.com/p/67672711 Gravy on rice? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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