gbandit Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 News Thump Liverpool boss Brendan Rogers is hoping to entice new West Ham signing Andy Carroll back to Anfield just 72 hours after the out-of-favour striker left the club. The club, who are level on points with Aston Villa, plan to use the January transfer window to offer Carroll a lucrative deal worth £40m and as much hay as he can eat. Rodgers let the Plan B striker leave for Upton Park as he was convinced he would bring in Fulham’s Clint Dempsey with the offer of a semi-detached house in Bootle with round-the-clock CCTV coverage. However, the deal fell through with Liverpool’s owners understood to be reluctant to meet Dempsey’s £20k demand for a new kitchen extension and perpendicular breakfast bar. Rodgers admitted last night that Carroll’s departure and Dempsey’s failure to sign has left him with fewer striking options than a South African miner. Liverpool FC are not alone in missing Carroll. Since his move to West Ham, bars and strip-joints in the city centre have reported their takings are down by 50%. The under-fire LFC boss now faces the prospect of reassembling a strike force from the usable parts of Michael Owen and the remnants of Robbie Fowler’s nose. Rodgers told us, “Andy is a proven goalscorer and has the additional advantage of knowing his way around the city’s complex one-way system.” “Did I mention that he can have his old locker back?” Last night Rodgers was quick to play down rumours of a rift with the club’s American owners despite finding a heavily-pierced dartboard with a picture of his face on it in an executive box. Read more: http://newsthump.com/2012/09/03/liverpool-to-bid-40m-for-new-west-ham-striker-andy-carroll/#ixzz25QUwI4Q3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 http://ennyoueffsee.wordpress.com/2012/09/03/brendan-rodgers-will-be-the-latest-in-a-long-line-of-liverpool-failures/ Sorry for the plug again! However, I've not done one in a while, and I'm fairly confident most on here will appreciate it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 http://ennyoueffsee.wordpress.com/2012/09/03/brendan-rodgers-will-be-the-latest-in-a-long-line-of-liverpool-failures/ Sorry for the plug again! However, I've not done one in a while, and I'm fairly confident most on here will appreciate it. Grandmaster Kenny didn't deliver an FA Cup win. They won the league cup. Fix it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Cheers! Read it through three times without spotting that rather glaring oversight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Cheers! Read it through three times without spotting that rather glaring oversight. I'll never ever tire of reading shit about LFC good read Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 http://ennyoueffsee.wordpress.com/2012/09/03/brendan-rodgers-will-be-the-latest-in-a-long-line-of-liverpool-failures/ Sorry for the plug again! However, I've not done one in a while, and I'm fairly confident most on here will appreciate it. Bookmarked your blog. Great reads and looking forward to more from you. Excellent stuff mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Rodgers will be fine.. AVB will be sacked before him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 What the fuck are Liverpool going to do if Suarez picks up an injury?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 What the fuck are Liverpool going to do if Suarez picks up an injury?? Appoint Nick Griffin as head of PR? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 What the fuck are Liverpool going to do if Suarez picks up an injury?? emile heskey is looking for a club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 http://ennyoueffsee.wordpress.com/2012/09/03/brendan-rodgers-will-be-the-latest-in-a-long-line-of-liverpool-failures/ Sorry for the plug again! However, I've not done one in a while, and I'm fairly confident most on here will appreciate it. Good stuff Pilko. Cracking read. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 http://ennyoueffsee.wordpress.com/2012/09/03/brendan-rodgers-will-be-the-latest-in-a-long-line-of-liverpool-failures/ Sorry for the plug again! However, I've not done one in a while, and I'm fairly confident most on here will appreciate it. Good one, post it on rawk. Ive stuck it on my facebook page, waiting for scouser to read it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Only a matter of time before Benitez is back there imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 What the f*** are Liverpool going to do if Suarez picks up an injury?? Ask the FA to throw the book at ferguson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Only a matter of time before Benitez is back there imo. Yup. He'll be next after Rodgers gets the chop. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Would Rafa go back to that? It's not the club he left. Very similar to Keegan here, he should steer well clear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 ! A preview of the Liverpool fly on the wall series, seems a bit like 'Hard Knocks' that they do for the NFL They were talking about the documentary on the radio today and apparently it will show Daglish being sacked... Or at least the decision being made... Apparently that is why he had to fly out there... Should be interesting viewing... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 What the f*** are Liverpool going to do if Suarez picks up an injury?? Ask the FA to throw the book at ferguson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Had quite an angry comment on the Rodgers article from a Liverpool fan... wonder if it was Gimp's mate? Won't take long for it to appear on RAWK I suspect. Can't wait! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 They love an open letter like. Does the new strict and prudent finanacial regime preclude the purchase of envelopes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Had quite an angry comment on the Rodgers article from a Liverpool fan... wonder if it was Gimp's mate? Won't take long for it to appear on RAWK I suspect. Can't wait! Yeah, prepare for a sour bombardment. YNWA etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Had quite an angry comment on the Rodgers article from a Liverpool fan... wonder if it was Gimp's mate? Won't take long for it to appear on RAWK I suspect. Can't wait! Salman Pilko, there will be a scouse Fatwa put on your head. Rodgers will sacrifice a goat to begin the proceedings. You had better start dressing as a women for a disguise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Had quite an angry comment on the Rodgers article from a Liverpool fan... wonder if it was Gimp's mate? Won't take long for it to appear on RAWK I suspect. Can't wait! Salman Pilko, there will be a scouse Fatwa put on your head. Rodgers will sacrifice a goat to begin the proceedings. You had better start dressing as a women for a disguise. Yeah and get some pics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 The comments from the Liverpool fan and, I bet, any others who read it only serve to underline every single point that I make. It's great. I'll have to go and live in a cave somewhere, and play gin rummy with Morientes, Hodgson and Comiolli. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 For what its worth, I think the mackems will beat them and Rodgers will be left stewing in his own juices. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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